"Imagine If You Will" by Dr. Dinar 5-20-2020
.Thank you Dr. Dinar
Imagine If You Will by Dr. Dinar
They said it would get crazy at the end... and if you've been on this roller coaster for any length of time, thinking to yourself how much crazier can it get, then you've more than likely thought we were already at the end.
On numerous occasions throughout this road trip.
But alas, we have yet to reach the required level of craziness that would signal our having reached the end.
What we once considered to be sheer craziness, at this point, has pretty much become our daily Dinarland routine.
From off-planet Aliens spying on us from their speeding spaceships to Clones wearing ankle monitors and flexible foot casts to gold ties and fringeless flags and everything else in between, there's pretty much nothing off limits for these rumor writers.
After a while absurdity becomes the new numb.
Side Effects (Humor)
.Side Effects
Richard Quinn | May 4, 2020
Being confined to home—except for trips to the grocery store for “necessities”—is changing me. My frugality has evaporated, my prudent buying habits destroyed, my healthy eating falling by the wayside. What’s happening?
No doubt there is a diagnosis, but in simple terms it’s called stir-crazy—and I’ve got it bad.
I’ve made two trips to the supermarket in the past two weeks. I had a shopping list. But as a result of my affliction, I instead roamed the aisles, on occasion unintentionally violating the one-way arrows taped to the floor. I grabbed what I thought we might need, based on what I’m not sure.
"Humor While We Wait" Friday Night 5-8-2020
.Humor while we wait
Jeanne Robertson | Don't Underestimate A Daddy
Jeff Foxworthy: Kids Versus Old Folks
Bill Engvall : Apparently I Need My Wife For Directions
Jeff Foxworthy: Words from the Redneck Dictionary
Bill Engvall : The Come to Jesus Meeting
Humor While We Wait- Laughter is the Best Medicine
Humor While We Wait: Laughter is the best medicine!!!
KTFA:
Iggy: A large group of ISIS fighters in Iraq are moving down a road, when they hear the voice of an American from behind a sand dune, “Hey you scumbags! One Marine is better than ten wimpy ISIS fighters!”
The ISIS commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over to the sand dune, where a gun battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes. After a minute of silence, the voice calls out again, “One Marine is better than one hundred of you ISIS scumbags!”
Furious, the ISIS commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and a huge gun fight breaks out. After 10 minutes of battle, there is again silence, until the voice calls out again, “One Marine is better than a thousand ISIS fighters.”
The enraged ISIS commander musters 1,000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible fight is fought … then silence.
"My Bags Are Packed" by Dr. Dinar 4-26-2020
.Thank You Dr. Dinar
My Bags Are Packed by Dr. Dinar
So here we are, in week 341 of this global stay-at-home shutdown thing, and if you're anything like me, you're pretty much losing your mind.
Or what's left of your mind, anyway.
I know I sure am.
All of this mandatory do-nothingness is really taking a toll on... on... on my do somethingness.
That's not to say I'd be doing anything different this weekend than I'm already doing.
But it sure would be nice to do nothing because I wanted to.
Not because someone somewhere says I have to
"I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday......." by Dr. Dinar
.Thank you Dr. Dinar
I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday by Dr. Dinar
Finally.
And by finally, I mean... well, FINALLY!
Finally, after all these years, I've finally seen something with my own eyes that I consider to be a huge piece of the GCR puzzle actually become a part of the public awareness.
Something they can't simply make disappear as they do with everything else that doesn't serve their best interests.
I'm referring, of course, to last Monday's shocking collapse of the oil futures market.
That had to be a tough one for anybody to miss.
News, Rumors and Opinions Thursday Afternoon 4-16-2020
.IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM OKIE
Submitted by Dinarmama7 at OKIE's request!
ATTENTION!!!! It has come to our attention that a fake OKIEOILMANANDFRIENDS site has emerged and used images from the old site to try to make it look authentic..
Whoever has started that site has used the old member list to send out a fake OKIE OILMAN AND FRIENDS Newsletter! That site and Newsletter are completely fraudulent and have nothing to with OKIE.
He has never been there and has nothing to do with it. Please do not fall for this scam!!! The old site ended in 2015 at OKIE's request..
OKIE has a room on Telegram. Here is the information link. https://markz.team/
The Difference Between Men and Women
.Humor while we wait!
The Difference Between Man and Woman!
Let's say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.
And then, one evening when they're driving home, a thought occurs to Martha, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: "Do you realize that, as of tonight, we've been seeing each other for exactly six months?"
And then, there is silence in the car.
Humor While We Wait!!!
.Thank you Charlotte!!!!
Got this from a friend who found it on FB. A LOL-er!
Stay well!!!!! Love to you all, Charlotte
Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.
I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom
PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
News, Rumors and Humor Sturday Night 3-28-2020
.Thank you Sierra:
"New Q: The Entire World is Watching" by Sierra (NZ) - 3.28.20
Entry Submitted by Sierra (NZ) at 6:51 PM EDT on March 28, 2020
There are several new Q drops. They are lengthy, inspirational posts designed to encourage World Patriots as we head into the final battle to free humanity.
https://qanon.pub/
Here are excerpts from Q drop number 3907...
'The entire world is watching.
Patriots from around the world are praying for America...
...WE MUST RISE AGAIN.
WE MUST UNITE AGAIN.
WE MUST FIGHT AGAIN.
FOR GOD & COUNTRY.
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
WWG1WGA!!!'
Q
Humor While We Wait
.Humor While We Wait
Sabickford: I thought the "Dryer" made my clothes shrink, turns out it was the "Refrigerator
I have created a new Recipe: I've combined a Laxative and Alphabet soup. I call it "Letter Rip".
I am sitting here swatting flies. I have killed 3 males and 2 females. How do I know the sex? 3 were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone.
Do you ever have so much stuff planned for the next day and then you wake up and You're just like "Nah"?
I meant to behave, but there were too many other options
Life was simpler when we could play a game of Red Rover and just clothesline the people we didn't like.