Thank you Charlotte!!!!

Got this from a friend who found it on FB. A LOL-er!

Stay well!!!!! Love to you all, Charlotte

Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.

I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm cracking a safe.

I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.

Still haven't decided where to go for Easter ----- The Living Room or The Bedroom

PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.

Homeschooling is going well. 2 students suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job.

I don't think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we'd go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone

This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.

So, after this quarantine.....will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?

Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.

My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.

Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.

I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?

I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto Backyardia. I'm getting tired of Los Livingroom.

Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.

Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said "I hope I don't have the same teacher next year".... I'm offended.

Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.

Sabickford: I 'm making a Prozac, morphine, chocolate chip cookie dough, vodka, rum, whiskey, beer and moonshine martinis. Anyone else want one?

Raise your hand if you also need a little pause from life and its stress. A Little Wine, $6 Million Dollars, A flat Stomach and your own Island.

My Mind is Exceptionally Quiet - I'm Suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about.

If you boil a Funny Bone it becomes a Laughing Stock. That's Humerus.

I don't try to annoy People. It's just a gift.

Life is Short. Smile while you still have Teeth.

The Parents Prayer: God grant me the Serenity to accept my kids can be jerks. The Courage to not scream at them constantly and Wisdom to realize where they probably got it from.

When is this "Old enough to know Better" Supposed to Kick In?

I am one step away from being Rich!!! Now All I need is the Money!

I'm so old I remember when a "Hashtag" was called a pound sign. And We played Tic-Tac-Toe on that stuff.

I am not a Early bird or a Night Owl. I am Some form of Permanently Exhausted Pigeon.

There are three kinds of people. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. - Will Rogers

I wish all the extra fat on my body would fall off and turn into money. Anyone Else?

I'm not self-medicating with Chocolate. The Lady at the shop wrote me a prescription… Well, she called it a receipt. Whatever.

Noah saved bacon and steaks not lettuce and Cauliflower….Just Sayin'

I'm going to try and act like a normal, Happy, Mentally Balanced Person Today… WISH ME LUCK!

TNT:

Mot: soooo You Have Your Hands Full...... SUPER DAD VS. SIX BABIES AT BEDTIME! ..........

https://youtu.be/rNIO1kLHcqs?t=6

Mot: from Home Schooling... we Now Have..... ""Happy National Siblings Day"" !! ...................