More ”Humor While We Wait” Posted by Mot at TNT

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Mot:  "Just lie down here on the bed," she said

A man decided to bring his wife with him to a large convention in Chicago. After they checked into their hotel and were shown to their room, he told her, "You relax here while I register. I'll be back in about an hour."

His wife lay down on the bed, but just then, an elevated train passed by so close to the window that the room shook violently, tossing her right off the bed. Thinking it was just a fluke, she climbed back into bed, only for the train to pass again, shaking the room so hard that she was thrown to the floor.

Annoyed, she called the front desk and asked for the manager. The manager, a bit skeptical, came up to the room. The wife insisted that the shaking was real and happening every time the train went by.

"Just lie down here on the bed," she said. "You'll be thrown right to the floor!"

So, the manager skeptically lay down on the bed. Just then, the husband walked in and looked at the scene with a raised eyebrow. "What," he asked, "are you doing here?"

The manager, caught off guard, calmly replied, "Would you believe I'm waiting for a train?"

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Mot:  A young woman went to confession, looking a bit flustered.

A young woman went to confession, looking a bit flustered.

“Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned,” she said.

The priest gently replied, “Go ahead, my child. Confess your sins and be forgiven.”

She took a breath and said,

“Last night… my boyfriend and I… well, we made passionate love. Seven times.”

The priest paused, clearly deep in thought. After a moment he said,

“Alright. I want you to go home, squeeze seven lemons into a glass, and drink the juice.”

The young woman blinked. “Will that cleanse me of my sins?”

He smiled and said,

“No… but it might wipe that grin off your face.

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Mot:  Mom Wins This One!

A little girl asked her mother, “Mom, how did the human race come about?”

Her mother replied, “God made Adam and Eve, they had children, and so all mankind was created.”

A few days later, the little girl asked her father the same question.

Her dad said, “Many years ago, humans evolved from monkeys.”

Confused, the girl went back to her mom and said, “Mom, you said we were created by God, but Dad says we came from monkeys. How is that possible?”

Her mom smiled and said, “Oh, that’s easy, dear. I told you about my side of the family, and your father told you about his.”

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