"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

TNT:

Mot: The room was full of pregnant women with their partners.   

The class was in full swing.  The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe and was telling the men how to give the necessary assurance to their partners at this stage of the pregnancy. 

She said "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.  Walking is especially beneficial.  It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier."  Just take several stops and stay on a soft surface like grass or a path. 

She looked at the men in the room, "and Gentlemen, remember -- You're in this together -- It wouldn't hurt you to go walking with her. 

The room suddenly got very quiet as the men absorbed this information. 

Then a man at the back of the room slowly raised his hand. 

"Yes, answered the Instructor. 

"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?? 

This kind of sensitivity just can't be taught.

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Mot: South Dakota Rancher

The South Dakota Department of Labor claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.

SD Govt agent:  I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.

Rancher:  Well, there's my first hand who's been with me for 3 years.  I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged worker.  He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.  He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.

SD Govt agent:  That's the guy I want to talk to...the mentally challenged one.

Rancher:  That would be me.

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Mot:  A store manager overheard a clerk saying to a customer."No, ma'am, we haven't had any for some weeks now, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting any soon.

"Alarmed by what was being said, the manager rushed over to the customer who was walking out the door and said, "That isn't true, ma'am.

Of course, we'll have some soon. In fact, we placed an order for it a couple of weeks ago.

"Then the manager drew the clerk aside and growled, "Never, never, never, never say we don't have something. If we don't have it, say we ordered it and it's on its way.

Now, what was it she wanted?

"The clerk smiled and said, "Rain."

Mot: Yet another Awareness Tip as Ya Become More Seaoned! ~~~~

Mot:  .. aaaahhh to be Enlightened about that Marital Thingy! ~~~

Mot:  Eating out for a change.... part of that Marital Thingy! ~~