"Bits and Pieces" Posted by Mot at TNT ~ Enjoy
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Mot: -- Stories of Rich Kids getting Karma ~~~
Getting the cold shoulder
A somewhat distant relative of mine spent all of his university years and twenties partying hard with the 100-120K allowance his rich company owning father gave him each year. He would travel the world each year going to Bali, Thailand, Europe, every year Oktoberfest, just rampaging.
At 32 or so he decided to settle in an upscale ski resort area of the US and open a business with his hot gold digger fiance. When he went to transfer his money to his US bank account he noticed it only came to a few thousand dollars.
He angrily asked the bank worker why she hadn’t transferred the entire amount only to be told that that was the entire amount. His father had cut him off without saying anything and he just hadn’t noticed.
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Mot: -- Stories of Rich Kids getting Karma ~~~
Getting the cold shoulder
A somewhat distant relative of mine spent all of his university years and twenties partying hard with the 100-120K allowance his rich company owning father gave him each year. He would travel the world each year going to Bali, Thailand, Europe, every year Oktoberfest, just rampaging.
At 32 or so he decided to settle in an upscale ski resort area of the US and open a business with his hot gold digger fiance. When he went to transfer his money to his US bank account he noticed it only came to a few thousand dollars.
He angrily asked the bank worker why she hadn’t transferred the entire amount only to be told that that was the entire amount. His father had cut him off without saying anything and he just hadn’t noticed.
Connections aren’t everything
A friend of mine from college whose parents were rich enough to have a multimillion-dollar home in America and in Europe used to s**t on me for saying I was happy to go to whatever medical school I could get into. I ended up getting into my state school and she responded by saying that she could get into that school in a second because her mom has connections in the admissions department, but that she would never bother applying there because it’s not even a good school.
She also made the same claim that her mom could get her into a specific top 20 ranked school. All through college, she had this attitude with me about how even though I was doing better than her in classes, I was going to go to whatever school would take me and she was going to go to her dream school because that’s just how the world works.
I checked up on her on Facebook this year and… she’s not exactly at her dream school. It turns out she is at her state medical school which is actually significantly lower ranked than the one she was making fun of me for attending.
On your bike, kid
The local rich kid had his SUV parked in a no-parking area at a club, a tow truck showed up to tow it away and the kid went ballistic, saying “do you know who my dad is” etc. to the driver.
After a minute or two of this, the passenger got out of the tow truck and turned out to be a full patch Hell’s Angel.
The biker “politely” told him it doesn’t matter who he thinks his family is and the SUV was towed away.
Messing with money
Freshman year of college – the guy across the hall from me is a spoiled rich kid from a big southern city. Old money clearly coming out his a*s. A couple of weeks into the second semester he and a buddy found a chequebook on the sidewalk. Stupid kers decided to write themselves a check and cash it in the bank that the account is in. The teller immediately called the cops and they both got arrested.
We talked the night he got arrested and he laughed and said his dad would “take care of it” and everything would be fine.
That weekend we met his dad as they moved everything out of the dorms since his dumb got expelled. Guess daddy didn’t take care of it.
Punch drunk
A rich scummy injury lawyer’s kid was in my class in high school. He went to college, a mid-size school in the Midwest, and got plastered drunk. The RA said that he had no choice but to write him up for having alcohol in the dorms.
The guy responded by punching 2 RAs, then got the cops called on him and knocked a cop’s tooth out. Long story short: his parents had to drive back six to seven hours after one day to get him and he’s not even allowed to leave the state until his hearing.
Last I heard he’s working at a fast-food establishment.
Mot: Soooo Ya KNows What the ""Wee Folks"" is Thinking - Hmmmmm ~~~
If you of ever spent any amount of time listening to a child talk, it can be a rather interesting experience. They just seem to blurt out whatever is on their mind and their honesty goes along perfectly with their openness. It doesn’t matter what they are saying, they just go ahead and say it and they speak their mind in ways that sometimes take us by surprise. These responses from children are certain to put a smile on your face and let you know why we love them so much.
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1. A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, “I’m drawing a picture of God.”
The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”
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2. A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, ‘When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.’
The teacher asked, ‘What if Jonah went to hell?’
The little girl replied, ‘Then you ask him.’
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3. A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds.
After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?”
Without missing a beat, one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”
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4. One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”
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5. A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood.
Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, “Now class, if I stood on my head, the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the face.”
“Yes, sir,” the class said.
“Then why is it that while I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?”
Bobby shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”
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6. Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Christian school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. Someone had written a note and placed it next to the apples. It read, “Take only one, God is watching.”
Moving through the line, to the other end of the table, was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
One little boy wrote his own note and snuck it next to the cookies, “Take all you want, God is watching the apples.”
Mot: -- Yeppers! - More Marital Insights -- from Mot of course! ~~~(hearing aid)
Mot: .. Soooooooo True - LOL ~~~
Mot: -- but Whos Counting!! ~~~
"Enough Talk......Let's See Some Action!" by Dr. Dinar
.Thank you Dr. Dinar!!!
Enough Talk... Let's See Some Action! by Dr. Dinar
I don't know about you but I'm pretty much done.
To the point where I'm done hearing it's done.
As in everything's done.
Done... duh duh duh DONE!
Like, really done.
Done to the point where there's nothing left to do.
Nothing left to do because it truly is done.
Thank you Dr. Dinar!!!
Enough Talk... Let's See Some Action! by Dr. Dinar
I don't know about you but I'm pretty much done.
To the point where I'm done hearing it's done.
As in everything's done.
Done... duh duh duh DONE!
Like, really done.
Done to the point where there's nothing left to do.
Nothing left to do because it truly is done.
That's definitely closer to my definition of the word done.
Admittedly, I like everything I eat to be well done.
Even to the point of refusing to eat Sushi unless it's well done.
So, perhaps I'm a bit more demanding when it comes to the true definition of the word done.
Nevertheless, it shouldn't be all that difficult to determine the difference between done and close to done but not actually done, therefore it's not done.
First place to start might be with the persistent rumors continually permeating all throughout Dinarland.
Rumors of everything being done.
How long have we been hearing that.
Seems to me, according to my Dinarland calendar, it's been done for at least the last few years.
And yet, here we are.
Not done.
Would we be hearing all these rumors if indeed everything truly were done?
Not likely.
On second thought, we might still be drowning in rumors but chances are they'd have a more post-process, after the GCR kind of feel to them as opposed to the same ol' this is our week or it's gonna pop this Saturday night or we're only expecting to do one more call, our Celebration call kinda rumors.
So please, don't get me wrong.
I'm not expecting Dinarland to go completely rumorless overnight.
i mean, let's not get crazy here.
But wouldn't it be nice to hear a different batch of rumors for a change.
An extremely welcome change to say the least.
Well, I for one would certainly love it anyway.
Even better yet, I'd enjoy seeing that it's done based solely on the number of zero's in my bank account.
That's the kind of proof I'd enjoy seeing.
As it is now I'm still unable to make a trip through the In-N-Out drive thru and order a Double Double with grilled onions, well done, and have any means of paying for it when it's done cookin', all wrapped up and ready for release.
Until that day comes, it's still not done.
And while I'm on the subject of phrases I can hardly wait to never hear again, let's start with it CAN happen today.
Sheesh, give it a rest.
As far as I'm concerned it could've happened any day over the past one thousand days.
Yes, I'm more than aware that they needed to reinvent the current banking system as well as numerous other changes required to release the GCR.
But you get my drift.
Enough with the talk.
I'm ready for some action.
I want to know it WILL happen!
As in today.
Or any other day ending in "y".
Even better yet, I'd love to hear that IT HAS HAPPENED!
As in past tense, check your emails, make your appointment, grab your "To Go" bag and get to the Exchange Center ASAP!
Is that too much to ask.
Just a factual confirmation of completion, in whatever form it comes.
Be it an email, a barrage of posts all throughout Dinarland or a Piper Cub draggin' a giant banner across the sky with a 1-800-CALLNOW number plastered on it.
At this point, I'm not about to be picky.
I'm open to most any form of communication.
Make it a fortune cookie.
Why not a clever saying on a Starbucks cup.
Heck, at this point I'll settle for a homing pigeon with a Post-it note taped to its leg.
What I'm trying to say is I'm flexible.
Whatever it takes, just send me a for real signal of this thing having reached the end of the line.
Of actually reaching a conclusion.
Actually being concluded.
As in DONE.
Talk is cheap.
No more rumors.
We don't need any more stinkin' rumors, regardless of whose super secret source supplies 'em.
We need action.
Action, leading to results.
Results resulting in our receiving our exchange instructions.
I've pretty much had enough of the boy crying wolf.
To the point where I'm ready to sic the wolf on him and let him eat, just to get the kid to shut up.
As I mentioned earlier, enough already.
We've lived through the rumor stage of this adventure for far too long.
It's time to begin the action phase.
As we've always been told, actions speak louder than rumors.
And after all, isn't that exactly what a rumor is.
A bunch of words lined up in the form of a sentence, completely void of all action.
In other words, just words.
And words don't pay the bills.
So to whomever it may be that's supposedly working feverishly on completing the GCR, forever claiming we're close, please feel free to call it "close enough" and dispatch the "GO" email ASAP!
And to those out there rumored to still be throwin' wrenches, please feel free to close the lid on your toolboxes and call it a day.
You have to know when enough is enough.
And let's face it, enough is enough.
We all know this GCR thing is going to happen eventually, the rest of the world has committed to it.
Why not do the right thing by all involved and go ahead and release it.
Then we can all move on to something much more interesting.
Like life beyond Dinarland.
Hang in there folks.
According to the latest rumors, we're right on top of this thing and it has to happen soon.
If not, the entire global economy will crash.
And supposedly they don't want that to happen.
Or do they.
Who knows what they want.
Who even knows who "they" are.
Chances are they don't even know who they are, nor what they want.
Maybe that's why they can't seem to get anything accomplished.
They have no idea what it is they're supposed to be doing.
This thing is so compartmentalized that they forgot to create the "GO Signal" Department.
At this point, anything's possible.
Anyway, don't let the rumors get you down.
Just do your best to hang in there, no matter what it takes.
Kindly,
Dr. Dinar
Disclaimer; I'm not a Wealth Manager, Financial Advisor, CPA, Tax Attorney, RV/GCR Committee member, a Federale of the Spanish Mounted Police, nor am I in search of the treasure of the Sierra Madre. I'm simply someone that chooses to believe in the power of positive thinking and on the odd chance this thing truly is real, I want to make sure I'm there at the finish line to enjoy it.
From Recaps Archives…..
"Laugh Out Loud" One Liners posted by Sabickford From Recaps Archives
.Sabickford~ Thanks for the memories……..
Humor While We Wait (From Recaps Archives)
Sabickford: I'm not saying it's hot outside but two Hobbits just threw a ring into my backyard
Warning- going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday
I want to start juicing but I'm hesitant, I don't know how to juice Tacos
I've finally lost my mind. If found Don't bother to return it. It wasn't working properly anyway.
For the first time in forever, I decided to go shoot some pool tonight. You should have seen the look on the face of those swimmers.
Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
I had My Wife Begging to me the other night - She was on her knees Begging - She Said Please come out from under the Bed and Fight Like A Man
Sabickford~ Thanks for the memories……..
Humor While We Wait (From Recaps Archives)
Sabickford: I'm not saying it's hot outside but two Hobbits just threw a ring into my backyard
Warning- going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday
I want to start juicing but I'm hesitant, I don't know how to juice Tacos
I've finally lost my mind. If found Don't bother to return it. It wasn't working properly anyway.
For the first time in forever, I decided to go shoot some pool tonight. You should have seen the look on the face of those swimmers.
Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.
I had My Wife Begging to me the other night - She was on her knees Begging - She Said Please come out from under the Bed and Fight Like A Man
I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do…
Chinese proverb: "Man who want nurse for girlfriend must be patient"
Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.
There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.
I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.
I'm great at multi-tasking - I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
Tomorrow is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day!" I just made that up. Tell the Others,
I was born with my heart on my sleeve, a fire in my soul, and a mouth I can't control
Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you
It's ok to swallow your pride, You won't gain a pound
Inside me is a thin man trying to get out…I usually shut him up with chocolate.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.
I hate it when the voices in my heads go Silent… I never know what they are planning.
How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start seeing results?
Wouldn't it be really fun if breast implants came with Squeaky toys inside them?
I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces from now and then.
Nothing Says 'I HATE YOU" like giving someone's Kid a Drum Set
TEENAGERS tired of being harassed by your parents? ACT NOW move out, get a job, and Pay your own way , QUICK while you still know everything!
A State trooper was asked on a Exam "What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?" In the Blank he put "Call for Backup!!!"
The cashier said Strip down, facing me. How was I to know she meant my debit card?
To All Trolls - So tell me.. Is your butt aware that you head had moved in?
When people cut you down or talk behind your back remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.
You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Sometimes life bites you in the Butt. Thankfully I have enough padding there to take the hit.
I sometimes put a sticky note on someone's car saying "Sorry for the Damage" . It's kind of funny watching them look for the damage.
Be the reason someone smiles today! Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.
I need a part-time job that pays $30,000 a week.
My brain is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by…
Don't they already have enough comedians in Politics?
Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and SMACKS you in the face.
Never water yourself down just because someone can't handle you 100 proof
A police office came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. He seemed annoyed when I answered 'Kindergarten"
The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay Safe - Eat cake.
I'm 100% sure I called shotgun, while you were shoving me in the back. Yea I realize I'm being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear, Man.
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you need to be 'Saved" or you will "Burn". Stupid Firemen
I started on a new diet. It's called the "I have $10 until Friday" diet
Not one drop of my self worth depends on your acceptance of me
If procrastination was an Olympic Sport, I'd compete in it later.
I Think my problem is that I have really Fantastic bad ideas
I stopped explaining myself when I realized people only understand from their level of perception.
Don't believe all the rumors you hear about me, the truth is much worse.
Old People at weddings always poke me and say "You're Next!" So I started doing the same thing to them at Funerals.
I Hate Tacos! Said No Juan Ever
I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I don't think being an adult will work for me.
Sometimes the first steps to forgiveness is understanding the other person is an idiot.
I hate the term "Crazy" - I Prefer Happy with Benefits.
When I was a kid you didn't have to say "Don't Try This At Home!" Because we weren't complete morons back then.
I believe that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise
When does Hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that.
The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without a brain has given hope to many people.
Insanity is Hereditary. You get it from your kids.
I'm not much on Seizing the Day, I just poke at it with a stick.
I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead saying "DON"T REPRODUCE"
My bank has a new service where they text you your balance. It's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end
If Being sarcastic burned calories, I'd be transparent by now.
“I need to talk to you!!" These six words have the ability to make you instantly recall every bad thing you have ever done, and some you didn't
You know it's been a good day when you didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys.
Don't be afraid of being outnumbered. Remember Eagles fly alone. Pigeons flock together.
Relationships are like a walk in the park- Jurassic park
The hardest part of parenting is trying to fake mad when your kid does something bad but Hilarious.
My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door. I just know it.
Now they've invented a pregnancy test with a curved handle so you don't get pee on your hands. Listen, if you aren't ready to get pee on your hands, you definitely NOT ready for Motherhood.
Our town was so small the we didn't have a town Drunk, So we all took turns.
Look, I'm trying to Rant Here. Stop interrupting me with Facts and Reason
Not to Brag.. I don't even need alcohol to make bad decisions.
I am fluent in three languages…English, Sarcasm, and Profanity
My Morning coffee makes me feel like I have my stuff together. I don't. But it makes me feel like I do.
My son asked me to explain women to him, SO I bought him a Xbox game for his PlayStation.
I don't need someone who sees the good in me. I need someone who sees the Bad and still wants me.
You are going to be Fine. You come from a long line of Lunatics.
I think I need professional Help. A Chef, A Butler and A Maid should do it.
In a packed Elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now Demonstrate the Mating call of a Whale.
If you line up all your Ex's in a row you can see the flow chart of your mental Illness.
Don't use the Bathroom in your dream…It's a Setup!!!
Before you ask me to babysit I think you should know that I think kids are super funny when they're drunk.
Eggs are fantastic for a fitness Diet. Don't like the taste? Add cocoa, butter, flour, sugar & butter. Bake 30 Min.
Got emotions? There's Alcohol for that.
And then alcohol said "put that on Facebook, it's hilarious". But alcohol was wrong, So Very wrong.
Sometimes it's just more fun to take the low road.
Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.
Some things are better left unsaid. Which I realize right after I have said them.
Someone offered me grapes but I declined. I'm not used to taking wine in pill form.
I'm not Cheap, but I am on special this week.
That awkward moment when you're singing a song you often sang as a child - and you suddenly understand the lyrics.
Judging by the looks of my hair this morning, I think I may be a Muppet.
Shout out to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap. Pulled a All-Dayer! Pretty Cool!
I think way too many people have been drinking from the Fountain of Stupid
Well what day will you have time for my shenanigans?
Lieabetes (Lie-a-bee-tees) -noun- A serious affliction some people suffer from that prevents them from being able to tell the truth regardless of the situation.
I Planned to take over the world, But I'm Tired
I found some things to do today. They're called mimosas
Wine-O-Lympics Everyone's a winner in these games
The revised Serenity Prayer…God grant me the strength to accept things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the devoted friends who will post bail money when I snap.
Redneck word of the Week Twerk….Imma have two more beers then it's back to TWERK
This antidepressant works best if you take it with water lapping near your hammock on a Caribbean beach.
I've expanded my skills. I can now forget what I'm doing while I'm actually doing it.
I never thought I would be the kind of person that would get up early to exercise. I was right.
Wish me luck in the Olympics. Just kidding I'm on my forth cupcake.
Dear God, I've been very good today- No grumpy thoughts, no swearing, no smacking people in the head and no whining at all. But I'm about to get out of bed so I may need some help with the rest of the day.
Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anybody about.
The secret to being happy is having a good sense of humor and a Dirty Mind
The Lysol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch the most. I have a feeling that this is going to burn.
We have to stop this recent culture of people telling us they're "Offended" and expecting us to care
I 've learned so much from my mistakes I'm thinking of making a few more
It's been one of those "I can no longer be held responsible for my actions" kind of days
What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic
You may not have lost all your marbles, but there's definitely a hole in your bag.
I used to be crazy but one of my voices is a therapist and declared I am sane.
Just call me the little engine that said "Ok, but I need a cup of coffee first."
What does it mean when Holy water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)?
Some say that their body it a temple…Mine is a bouncy castle
Diet Tip: If you feel hungry you could really be just Thirsty. Drink a pitcher of Margaritas and see how you feel.
Today I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.
If Pigs could fly imagine how good their wings would taste.
Never ask a woman eating ice cream straight from the carton if she is OK.
Oh Lord, Please Keep all the stupid people from breeding. We are getting badly outnumbered down here.
When you see my head tilt to the right and I start to stare into space, I would RUN! The voices inside my head gave me a brilliant idea. Be very Afraid!
The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.
Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant, therefore , Chocolate counts as a salad. You're Welcome.
I run entirely on Caffeine and Inappropriate thoughts.
Why Weigh yourself? You could set yourself on Fire and then roll in Broken glass and still feel the same way.
Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent time making it.
Everyone has baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.
"Humor While we Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot: One of the most misunderstood things in the world is the difference between men and women.
At first glance, you would think that we are very much the same because we have the same general makeup. When you start to look under the surface, however, you realize that there is a significant difference between men and women in the way that they think and their emotions. It can sometimes be difficult to understand but this story shows the difference so clearly that you will never be able to forget it.
Let’s say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.
And then, one evening when they’re driving home, a thought occurs to Martha, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: “Do you realize that, as of tonight, we’ve been seeing each other for exactly six months?”
And then, there is silence in the car.
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Mot: One of the most misunderstood things in the world is the difference between men and women.
At first glance, you would think that we are very much the same because we have the same general makeup. When you start to look under the surface, however, you realize that there is a significant difference between men and women in the way that they think and their emotions. It can sometimes be difficult to understand but this story shows the difference so clearly that you will never be able to forget it.
Let’s say a guy named Fred is attracted to a woman named Martha. He asks her out to a movie; she accepts; they have a pretty good time. A few nights later he asks her out to dinner, and again they enjoy themselves. They continue to see each other regularly, and after a while neither one of them is seeing anybody else.
And then, one evening when they’re driving home, a thought occurs to Martha, and, without really thinking, she says it aloud: “Do you realize that, as of tonight, we’ve been seeing each other for exactly six months?”
And then, there is silence in the car.
To Martha, it seems like a very loud silence. She thinks to herself: I wonder if it bothers him that I said that. Maybe he’s been feeling confined by our relationship; maybe he thinks I’m trying to push him into some kind of obligation that he doesn’t want, or isn’t sure of.
And Fred is thinking: Gosh. Six months.
And Martha is thinking: But, hey, I’m not so sure I want this kind of relationship either. Sometimes I wish I had a little more space, so I’d have time to think about whether I really want us to keep going the way we are, moving steadily towards, I mean, where are we going? Are we just going to keep seeing each other at this level of intimacy? Are we heading toward marriage? Toward children? Toward a lifetime together? Am I ready for that level of commitment? Do I really even know this person?
And Fred is thinking: …so that means it was…let’s see…February when we started going out, which was right after I had the car at the dealer’s, which means…lemme check the odometer…Whoa! I am way overdue for an oil change here.
And Martha is thinking: He’s upset. I can see it on his face. Maybe I’m reading this completely wrong. Maybe he wants more from our relationship, more intimacy, more commitment; maybe he has sensed – even before I sensed it – that I was feeling some reservations. Yes, I bet that’s it. That’s why he’s so reluctant to say anything about his own feelings. He’s afraid of being rejected.
And Fred is thinking: And I’m gonna have them look at the transmission again. I don’t care what those morons say, it’s still not shifting right. And they better not try to blame it on the cold weather this time. What cold weather? It’s 87 degrees out, and this thing is shifting like a garbage truck, and I paid those incompetent thieves $600.
And Martha is thinking: He’s angry. And I don’t blame him. I’d be angry, too. I feel so guilty, putting him through this, but I can’t help the way I feel. I’m just not sure.
And Fred is thinking: They’ll probably say it’s only a 90-day warranty…scumballs.
And Martha is thinking: Maybe I’m just too idealistic, waiting for a knight to come riding up on his white horse, when I’m sitting right next to a perfectly good person, a person I enjoy being with, a person I truly do care about, a person who seems to truly care about me. A person who is in pain because of my self-centered, schoolgirl romantic fantasy.
And Fred is thinking: Warranty? They want a warranty? I’ll give them a warranty. I’ll take their warranty and stick it right up their…
“Fred,” Martha says aloud.
“What?” says Fred, startled.
“Please don’t torture yourself like this,” she says, her eyes beginning to brim with tears. “Maybe I should never have…oh dear, I feel so…”(She breaks down, sobbing.)
“What?” says Fred.
“I’m such a fool,” Martha sobs. “I mean, I know there’s no knight. I really know that. It’s silly. There’s no knight, and there’s no horse.”
“There’s no horse?” says Fred.
“You think I’m a fool, don’t you?” Martha says.
“No!” says Fred, glad to finally know the correct answer.
“It’s just that…it’s that I…I need some time,” Martha says.
(There is a 15-second pause while Fred, thinking as fast as he can, tries to come up with a safe response. Finally he comes up with one that he thinks might work.)
“Yes,” he says. (Martha, deeply moved, touches his hand.)
“Oh, Fred, do you really feel that way?” she says.
“What way?” says Fred.
“That way about time,” says Martha.
“Oh,” says Fred. “Yes.” (Martha turns to face him and gazes deeply into his eyes, causing him to become very nervous about what she might say next, especially if it involves a horse. At last she speaks.)
“Thank you, Fred,” she says.
“Thank you,” says Fred.
Then he takes her home, and she lies on her bed, a conflicted, tortured soul, and weeps until dawn, whereas when Fred gets back to his place, he opens a bag of Doritos, turns on the TV, and immediately becomes deeply involved in a rerun of a college basketball game between two South Dakota junior colleges that he has never heard of. A tiny voice in the far recesses of his mind tells him that something major was going on back there in the car, but he is pretty sure there is no way he would ever understand what, and so he figures it’s better if he doesn’t think about it.
The next day Martha will call her closest friend, or perhaps two of them, and they will talk about this situation for six straight hours. In painstaking detail, they will analyze everything she said and everything he said, going over it time and time again, exploring every word, expression, and gesture for nuances of meaning, considering every possible ramification.
They will continue to discuss this subject, off and on, for weeks, maybe months, never reaching any definite conclusions, but never getting bored with it either.
Meanwhile, Fred, while playing racquetball one day with a mutual friend of his and Martha’s, will pause just before serving, frown, and say: “Norm, did Martha ever own a horse?”
And that’s the difference between men and women.
-Dave Barry
Mot: - Yeppers!! - More insight on Raising the ""Wee Folks"" ~~~
Mot: -- I Know He Means Well - but ~~~(lion inside me)
Saturday Night "Chuckles" Posted by Mot at TNT 1-15-2022
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Mot: Things that took me 50 years to learn
By Dave Barry
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, it's full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of it's glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle...
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Mot: Things that took me 50 years to learn
By Dave Barry
1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
2. If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, it's full potential, that word would be "meetings."
3. There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
5. And when God, who created the entire universe with all of it's glories, decides to deliver a message to humanity, He WILL NOT use, as His messenger, a person on cable TV with a bad hairstyle...
6. You should not confuse your career with your life.
7. No matter what happens ... somebody will find a way to take it too seriously.
8. When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy.
9. Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
10. A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.
11. Never lick a steak knife.
12. Take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.
13. The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
14. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.
15. Your friends love you anyway.
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Mot: "THE HUSBAND STORE"
A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. "You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building."
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On each floor the signs on the doors read:
FLOOR 1 - These men have jobs.
FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads:
FLOOR 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
FLOOR 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
FLOOR 6 - You are visitor 3,261,496,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. 😄
(Author Unknown)
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Mot: -- Yeppers!! - I Agreeeeee ~~~
Mot: More insight into raising the ""Wee Folks"" - from Mot of Course! ~~~
Mot: oooooooh Deeer!
Mot: -- Yet Another Moment of Marital Bliss! -- from Mot of Course! ~~~
Mot: -- Now Whomever Would Want to Use This un!!??? ~~~
Some "Chuckles" From Mot at TNT Tuesday Evening 1-11-2022
TNT:
Mot: Montana Grizzly Bear Notice
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.
"We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them.
We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear poop.
Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper."
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Mot: Montana Grizzly Bear Notice
In light of the rising frequency of human/grizzly bear conflicts, the Montana Department of Fish and Game is advising hikers, hunters, and fishermen to take extra precautions and keep alert for bears while in the field.
"We advise that outdoorsmen wear noisy little bells on their clothing so as not to startle bears that aren't expecting them.
We also advise outdoorsmen to carry pepper spray with them in case of an encounter with a bear.
It is also a good idea to watch out for fresh signs of bear activity.
Outdoorsmen should recognize the difference between black bear and grizzly bear poop.
Black bear poop is smaller and contains lots of berries and squirrel fur.
Grizzly bear poop has little bells in it and smells like pepper."
Mot: Resurrected Rabbit
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit.
The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover, pulled over to the side of the road, and went out to see what had become of the rabbit.
Much to his dismay, the rabbit was dead. The driver felt so awful, he began to cry.
A woman driving down the highway saw the man crying on the side of the road and pulled over. She stepped out of her car and asked the man what was wrong.
"I feel terrible," he explained, "I accidentally hit this rabbit and killed it."
The woman told the man not to worry. She knew what to do. She went to her car trunk, and pulled out a spray can. She walked over to the dead rabbit, and sprayed the contents of the can onto the rabbit.
Miraculously the rabbit came to life, jumped up, waved its paw at the two humans and hopped down the road. 50 meters away the rabbit stopped, turned around, waved and hopped down the road, another 50 meters, turned, waved and hopped another 50 meters.
The man was astonished. He couldn’t figure out what substance could be in the woman’s spray can!!
He ran over to the woman and demanded, "What is in your spray can? What did you spray on that rabbit?"
The woman turned the can around so that the man could read the label.
It said: "Hair spray. Restores life to dead hair. Adds permanent wave."
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Mot: -- Yet Another Valuable Marital Insight.... from Mot of Course!! ~~~(home improvement)
Mot: Yet More insight into Raising the ""Wee Folks"" -- from Mot of Course! ~~~
Mot: -- LOL - sum will get it! ~~
Mot: Karma Has A Sense Of Humour...... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHXXuaLhe0A
"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT 1-9-2022
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Mot: AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
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Mot: AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.
AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, "HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?"
THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, "NO,... I NEVER DID DANCE... NEVER REALLY WANTED TO."
A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID "WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU'RE GONNA DANCE NOW," AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN'S FEET.
THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR -- NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF --STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN'S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, "SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE'S TUSH?"
THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, "NO M'AM... BUT I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
1 - Never be arrogant.
2 - Don't waste ammunition.
3 - Whiskey makes you think you're smarter than you are.
4 - Always make sure you know who has the power.
5 - Don't mess with old women; they didn't get old by being stupid.
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Mot: -- Just Love the Reactions I Get! ~~~
Mot: -- LOL -- Me Too! ~~~
Mot: -- To Baffle one from da 50's ~~~
Mot: ooooh..... ooooh..... ooooh.....
Mot: .. IN Case Ur Wondering! ~~~ (spring countdown)
"In It To Win it" By Dr. Dinar From Recaps Archive Section
.In It To Win It By Dr. Dinar
Is this thing for real?
No... really. Is it?
Yeah, this dinar RV deal.
This entire GCR "thing".
Is any of this really and truly going to happen? Like, ever??
Or are we existing in some kind of an alternate universe, alternating between reality and who knows where.
In It To Win It By Dr. Dinar
Is this thing for real?
No... really. Is it?
Yeah, this dinar RV deal.
This entire GCR "thing".
Is any of this really and truly going to happen? Like, ever??
Or are we existing in some kind of an alternate universe, alternating between reality and who knows where.
I'll bet there are quite a few folks asking themselves those very same questions right about now.
Not just family and friends of those afflicted with RV/GCR-itis.
Heck, they've had our Rubber Rooms reserved for us for many years now.
It's no shock to them that this once in a lifetime pipe dream has yet to materialize.
To them it's no surprise whatsoever that we aren't celebrating our new lives as millionaires.
Heck no.
They knew from the very beginning that this pie-in-the-sky, too-good-to-be-true Ponzi Scheme was just a scam perpetrated by the banks, the ABC Agencies and the self-proclaimed behind the screens Guru's.
And so far, they're feelin' pretty good about their predictions.
And they won't hesitate to continue to remind us of that fact either.
"Are you rich yet?"
"Did your ship finally come in?"
"How's that new Ferrari workin' out for ya?"
"Enjoying your new Beach House?"
I'm pretty sure we've all been on the receiving end of those jabs.
And more.
The naysayers that continue on with their relentless doubt filled statements, all in an effort to prove themselves right, at the expense of our being wrong.
Which all serves to undermine your foundation, if even just a little bit.
Completely understandable.
For those of us that have been involved in this made for TV spectacle for many years, those that have done the research and built a foundation based on history and how it's extremely likely that history will repeat itself in one form or another, I have a feeling we're fairing a bit better than those that have recently jumped on board the Insane Train.
Yes, I have a strong feeling that those folks among us that are relatively new to this game are going through those initial stages of serious doubt right about now.
Could the naysayers be right?
Could this all be a scam?
Did I fall for yet another Pyramid Scheme, just like my Brother in Law said I did?
We all have those twinges every once in a while, even us RV/GCR veterans.
It's only natural.
At the end of the day it comes down to this being a currency speculation.
Yes, a SPECULATION.
There are no guarantees, one way or another.
Absolutely none.
We paid our money, we bought our currency, we all (well, most of us anyway) verified that we were over 48in. tall, which means we're "officially" tall enough to ride this ride.
Basically, we're committed (some believe we should have been committed long ago but that's another story for a different day) to this journey, however long it may take.
Long term investment?
Yeah, we know.
Believe me... we know.
After all, how many times have we heard that.
Not quite as many times as we've heard "It's goin' down tomorrow!" but probably pretty darn close.
Which doesn't bode well for those that thought this was a guaranteed Lottery Ticket win.
Once they realized that this ordeal was going to take some time, they've had to do quite a bit of digging to create foundations of their own.
A means of hanging on and hangin' in there by any means available.
And I feel sorry for those that have yet to go through the initial reality check.
We all got "in" shortly after hearing we only had a few days before this thing popped and suffering through the not-knowingness of whether our shipment of IQD would arrive in time or not.
Yep, been there, done that.
And got the faded Fed Ex envelope to prove it.
Yet, here we are, weeks, months, some of us years later.
Still amazed at how we could still be waiting.
Wondering how all of these endless drop-dead dates and deadlines could have slid by without as much of a provable peep of factual facts to show for it.
Last I checked all the economies around the world should have crumbled at least five years ago.
And yet, here we are, with a world seemingly no worse for wear.
Well, besides the mandatory wearing of the masks, anyway.
Go figure.
And now we're back to the sounds of silence.
Which, I ain't gonna lie, can really be kind of a drag sometimes.
Yep, Dinarland has once again been hushed into submission and to be honest, the silence is deafening.
We've all picked our faves along the way and whether you're a fan of the Newshounds or the Rumtellers, you've surely felt there was someone in Dinarland strummin' the right banjo.
Playin' your tune.
Unfortunately, at the end of the day, here we sit with boxes of funny money and seemingly none of the all-knowing Guru's being any more right or wrong than any of the others.
We're all on the same playing field, left wondering who has the ball.
All part of the Plan? Perhaps.
Maybe all this confusion was just part of a well executed plan of deception.
Myself, I lean more towards the uncontrolled chaos of the situation creating most, if not all, of the confusion.
Not to mention all the behind-the-scenes corruption adding to the confusionism as well.
Mix it all together and you pretty much have the scenario we're currently experiencing.
I'm not so sure they had to add any extra ingredients to spice up the mix.
Does that mean we give up? Heck no!
Does it mean we aren't any closer than we were when Iraq was released from Chapter 7 oh so many years ago?
Again, not necessarily.
Maybe so. Maybe not.
Heck, at this point, everything's a guess because nobody really knows.
One thing's for certain though, we HAVE to be getting closer. Don't we?
I'd sure like to think so anyway.
Unfortunately, closer doesn't necessarily mean close.
Then again, it doesn't mean that we're not close.
It only means that despite how often we might forget, things are happening, things have happened, and things are being done.
Just not on our schedule.
Nor anybody else's for that matter.
And not the one thing we want so emphatically to be over and done, which of course is the GCR.
Therefore, it comes down to making a choice.
Do we bail out early, sell our currency back, and say a quick Adios to Dinarland?
I say Heck No!
I vote we continue to stay strong, to fight the good fight, and to prove, not only to ourselves, but to our family and friends, that we were right.
That "they" were wrong.
That this deal IS real.
That we aren't just plain looney.
That we aren't simply one dim Crayon short of a sharp tool shed.
I know I'm not going anywhere
I'm in it to win it!
And hopefully you are as well.
We've been in this thing for far too long to give up now.
Kindly,
Dr. Dinar
Disclaimer; I'm not a Wealth Manager, Financial Advisor, CPA, Tax Attorney, RV/GCR Committee member, nor am I the Dog Whisperer or in any way involved with the SPCA or the promoting of buying or selling of foreign currency. I'm simply someone that chooses to believe in the power of positive thinking and on the odd chance this thing truly is real, I want to make sure I'm there at the finish line to enjoy it.
"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT 12-26-2021
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Mot: Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies
Air Force Maintenance Reports
The US Air Force must have given up on the Fault Tree Analysis they had developed in 1959.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Solution: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
Problem: Test flight OK, except Autoland very rough.
Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
Problem: The autopilot doesn't.
Signed off: IT DOES NOW.
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Mot: Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies
Air Force Maintenance Reports
The US Air Force must have given up on the Fault Tree Analysis they had developed in 1959.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews.
Problem: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.
Solution: Almost replaced left inside main tire.
Problem: Test flight OK, except Autoland very rough.
Solution: Autoland not installed on this aircraft.
Problem: The autopilot doesn't.
Signed off: IT DOES NOW.
Problem: Something loose in cockpit.
Solution: Something tightened in cockpit.
Problem: Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear.
Solution: Evidence removed.
Problem: DME volume unbelievably loud.
Solution: Volume set to more believable level.
Problem: Dead bugs on windshield.
Solution: Live bugs on order.
Problem: IFF inoperative.
Solution: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
Problem: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
Solution: That's what they're there for.
Problem: Number three engine missing.
Solution: Engine found on right wing after brief search.
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Mot: Laughter is good for your health -
An old golden retriever started chasing rabbits in the woods and before long discovers that he is lost. Wandering about he notices a panther heading in his direction. “Oh no, I am in deep trouble now” thinks the retriever.
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he immediately settles down to chew on them with his back towards to the approaching cat. Just as the panther is about to leap the old retriever exclaims loudly, “Boy that was one delicious panther. I wonder if there are any more around here?”
Hearing this, the young panther halts his attack in mid stride, a look of terror comes over him and he slinks away into the trees. “Whew” says the panther. That was close. That old retriever nearly had me”
Meanwhile a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can put this knowledge to good use and trade it for protection from the panther.
He catches up with the panther and spills the beans. The young panther is furious at being made a fool of and with the squirrel on his back, sets off after the conniving canine.
Again the old retriever sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back and thinks “what am I going to do now”
But instead of running the old dog sits down with his back to his attackers, pretending he hasn’t seen them yet. And just when they get close enough to hear, the old retriever says; “Where is that squirrel? I sent him off an hour ago to bring me another panther”.
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Mot: -- Yet another ""Insight into Marital Bliss!"" -- from Mot of Course! ~~~
Mot: -- Yeppers!! - Fer Sure! - Gunna Be the Year! ~~ Yah - uh huh! ~~~
Mot: -- Snowing and Blizzardly out side soooo -- Time fer My Favorist Winter Sport! ~~~
Mot: -- Looking Forward to It!! -- Big Guy! ~~~
Some "Christmas Cheer" Posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot: A Most Embarrassing Excursion
Janene Dutt · December 18, 2021 ·
Dear Holiday Shoppers…
Seriously? How could you? Honestly, I have never been so disappointed in a collective group of people in my life. My faith in humanity may never be the same.
Let me explain…
It was a Saturday in mid-December and I had just arrived at the mall for a few precious hours of Christmas shopping without the kids. I started out at my favorite place, the bookstore. I bought a couple of books, used the “facilities” as their bathroom is usually the cleanest (I keep track of these things), then continued on my merry way.
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Mot: A Most Embarrassing Excursion
Janene Dutt · December 18, 2021 ·
Dear Holiday Shoppers…
Seriously? How could you? Honestly, I have never been so disappointed in a collective group of people in my life. My faith in humanity may never be the same.
Let me explain…
It was a Saturday in mid-December and I had just arrived at the mall for a few precious hours of Christmas shopping without the kids. I started out at my favorite place, the bookstore. I bought a couple of books, used the “facilities” as their bathroom is usually the cleanest (I keep track of these things), then continued on my merry way.
My next stop was Forever 21. And ok, maybe I get why YOU guys didn’t say anything. I mean, you’re all basically in high school and you probably didn’t look up from your phones long enough to notice me. And even if you had, the awkwardness of the situation would have been too much for your teenage brains to handle. So if I was going to forgive anyone, I guess it would be you.
I moved on to the bath and body store. A store full of fellow women, for Pete’s sake. The lines were so long. How many of you were behind me…20? 30? But NOT ONE of you approached me. It would only have taken a small gesture on your part to save me any further shame.
I stopped at the personalization kiosk. And, Mr. Personalization, we actually chatted, you and me. I told you my kids’ names. I mean, I guess it was so you could put them on the ornament I was buying, but still…I felt like we were friends. But even you said nothing.
And so I continued, totally oblivious, through the jam-packed mall, unaware of the trail of destruction in my wake. And when I was done, I loaded my bags into the car and drove home, never the wiser. I walked in the door and my husband came over to greet me.
“Hey J…how was the mall?”
I turned around and closed the front door.
Suddenly, he stopped in his tracks. “Oh. My. God.” he whispered, his eyes wide. “NO! You DIDN’T! All through the MALL? Oh my God.”
And now, dear mall shoppers, let me give you a little piece of friendly advice: When someone has spinach in their teeth, it is good manners to discreetly tell them. When someone’s pants zipper is down, they would appreciate you letting them know.
And when someone is walking around a crowded mall in December WITH A TWO FOOT TRAIN OF TOILET PAPER HANGING OFF OF THEIR Tush, you should DEFINITELY, absolutely, unconditionally, SAY SOMETHING.
Sincerely,
One Mortified Mom (who will only shop online from here on out)
P.S. Second only to my amazement of not a single person alerting me to this horror, is the fact that there is a brand of toilet paper out there so incredibly strong that it can handle intense mall crowds as well as getting into and out of a vehicle without so much as a tear. darn bookstore and their fancy triple-ply paper.
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Mot: -- Pooooor ole Santa! ~~~
Mot: ~~ oooooooh I Can Relate fer Sure! ~~~
Mot: -- What if it was -- ""Three Wise Women"" ~~~
Mot: -- Insight Raising the ""Wee Folks"" during the Holidaze! ~~~
Mot: -- just a Great ""Winter"" Scene fer Ya! ~~~
Mot: Mary, Did You Know? - Pentatonix....................
Tuesday Evening Update with MarkZ 12-14-2021
.Tuesday Evening News with MarkZ 12/14/2021
Some highlights by PDK-Not verbatim
MarkZ Disclaimer: Please consider everything on this call as my opinion. People who take notes do not catch everything and its best to watch the video so that you get everything in context. Be sure to consult a professional for any financial decisions
Member: GE Mark Z and everyone! hopefully we get the green light tonight!
Member: Evening MarkZ, Thank You as always for all the latest news and RV Updates, We are all so Blessed to be part of this coming Redemption/ Exchange.
MZ: We are still sitting here in anticipation guys…..I believe they are setting us up as the perfect storm comes together with economic indicators. ….
MZ: Whales arriving via private jets tells me we are very close and on the verge of it…..
Tuesday Evening News with MarkZ 12/14/2021
Some highlights by PDK-Not verbatim
MarkZ Disclaimer: Please consider everything on this call as my opinion. People who take notes do not catch everything and its best to watch the video so that you get everything in context. Be sure to consult a professional for any financial decisions
Member: GE Mark Z and everyone! hopefully we get the green light tonight!
Member: Evening MarkZ, Thank You as always for all the latest news and RV Updates, We are all so Blessed to be part of this coming Redemption/ Exchange.
MZ: We are still sitting here in anticipation guys…..I believe they are setting us up as the perfect storm comes together with economic indicators. ….
MZ: Whales arriving via private jets tells me we are very close and on the verge of it…..
Member: Having folks fly into position is good news... So its not a nothing burger.... This is a process to have folks in place to process quickly... Move this before the end of the year...
MZ: For those that paid attention to Kuwait. Those that paid attention in China when they did their last revaluation. Iraq Article headline:” The central bank announces a preparation of the study of the currency structure project and warns about changing the exchange rate “
MZ: So here we are in Iraq on December 14th and they are warning against changing the rate….yet…they are throwing out to wait for another year or so. Maybe in 2022 or 2023??? But don’t panic guys.
MZ: in Kuwait on the morning they revalued they ran a similar article on how they simply were not prepared. In China they did their last major revaluation in the 90’s. They came out with huge articles for 3 days that they were not going to revalue their currency…then they did it.
MZ: To me that Iraq article is a classic misdirection coming from the central bank. They have been very busy educating the Iraqi people on the lower denominations and rate changes..and now they come out with an “international” story like this. …I think this is a fantastic piece for us to see. We expected to see this news as soon as it was ready to rip…….
MZ: Another good article today: “Davos is creating the new role for Gold in central banks” White hats have been aggregating gold to go to a gold standard and to crush the great reset .
MZ: Article: “Global currency debasement problem is making citizens poorer. “ With their manipulating and overprinting they are making us all poorer.
MZ: Zerohedge Article : “4.3 trillion reasons to be nervous into Friday’s options expiration” Massive options are ending this Friday. There are no provisions for it right now.
MZ: IMO They are setting us up, pulling us into this. They are setting up this week to have the event that we have been waiting for …I’m pretty stinkin excited right now.
Member: Over the last 5 years we’ve had so many “big events “ what event can we be waiting for?
Member: I hope it’s the big crash so the world could start over……
MZ: Yes, the market crash is the event I am waiting for. We have been told they were going to do it one of two ways. And to expect a crash either way. In the hard way there would be a large crash that would force the issue or a good way and a softer crash with the market readjusting and correcting. .
MZ: it appears the black hats have fought themselves into a corner and are getting cleaned out.
Member: Definitely looks like the hard way with a large crash now.
Member: Nancy Drew says she thinks something is going down at the Capital today.
Member: So tomorrow is the date of the corporate default. They always wait for the last second. Hopefully this is the end of the game playing.
Member: Saw that the Senate passed debt ceiling increase
MZ: We are setting up for a tremendous economic storm this week.
Member: it's hard to see that we are any moment when F&Ps aren't paid and no news on D1 and D2 which without these it will not happen. Any news on these Mark or Mods?
MZ: We hear it will all release at almost the same time…..within moments of the rest of it.
Member: this may be counter productive… however am I the only one that get more and more non believing as the longer this goes on?
Member: Be patient Dear Ones, this will happen. There are always set backs. They have been planning this for decades. Some of us have been waiting that long too.
Member: Crossing my fingers, toes, arms and eyes for this to happen....................
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Member: Hope we make that call really soon.
Member: Looking forward to great news tomorrow for sure…….
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