Friday Night “Humor While We Wait” Posted by Mot at TNT

Humor

Nov 29

TNT:

Mot: ...... Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.

Two old men are sitting on a bench in the park.

A young, attractive girl runs by in a sports bra and shorts. One of the men smiles, and the girl comes over, asking, “Why are you grinning at me, you creep?”

The old man replies kindly, “I’m not smiling at you, I’m smiling because no matter how tough life gets, seeing pretty young girls in summer always makes an old man feel better.”

The girl, touched, kisses him on the cheek and jogs away.

The old man then turns to his friend and says, “3-0, your turn.

Mot: .............. until she finally broke the quiet.

Tim finally tied the knot with his longtime girlfriend, and after the honeymoon, he was back in his comfort zone—organizing his precious golf clubs in the living room. His new wife watched him in silence, arms crossed, until she finally broke the quiet.

“Tim, I’ve been thinking… now that we’re married, maybe it’s time you gave up golfing. You spend so much time on the course, you could probably sell those clubs for a nice bit of cash.”

Tim froze, clutching his driver like a lifeline, eyes wide.

“Darling, what’s wrong?” she asked, concerned.

“For a second there, you sounded just like my ex-wife.”

Her jaw dropped. “Ex-wife?!” she exclaimed, “I didn’t know you were married before!”

Tim grinned. “I wasn’t.”