Awake-In-3D: GCR Comics: Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday and Clint Eastwood Decide to Exchange IQD/VND in Reno

Awake-In-3D: 

GCR Comics: Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday and Clint Eastwood Decide to Exchange IQD/VND in Reno

On July 4, 2023

By Awake-In-3D

RV/GCR Circa 2014: The internet continues to report that the RV and exchange of the IQD and VND is “imminent”. Then we are told that the “back wall” date for our exchange appointments has been delayed because of Contract Rate issues in Reno between the Chinese Elders and the Federal Reserve Bank.

However, some western characters have become very tired of waiting and decide to take matters into their own hands…

With the FED Banksters now cleared out of Reno by our heroic GCR Posse Forces, Exchange Centers were still unable to begin exchange appointments via the infamous “800 Numbers“.

This required a new type of ACTION effort to move the RV/GCR into motion…

TO BE CONTINUED…

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"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

TNT:

Mot:  Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn."

So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped hi m on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

Mot:  ...... Trust Me - its a Marital Thingy!!! ~~~~ 

Mot:  ... Yet another ""Relationship Tip"" from Mot of Course!! ~~~

Mot:  . Trying Again to Make a Salad! - Its Tough!! ~~~~

Mot:  ... Dude! - Save This fer When She Grows Up!!!

Mot:  When ""Enough is Enough"" - More Tips acoming frum ole ""Mot""

Sabickford's "Greatest Hits" From Recaps Archives

Sabickford’s “Greatest Hits” 

I'm not saying it's hot outside but two Hobbits just threw a ring into my backyard

Warning- going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday

I want to start juicing but I'm hesitant, I don't know how to juice Tacos

I've finally lost my mind. If found Don't bother to return it. It wasn't working properly anyway.

For the first time in forever, I decided to go shoot some pool tonight. You should have seen the look on the face of those swimmers.

Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

I had My Wife Begging to me the other night - She was on her knees Begging - She Said Please come out from under the Bed and Fight Like A Man

I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do…

Chinese proverb: "Man who want nurse for girlfriend must be patient"

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.

I'm great at multi-tasking - I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Tomorrow is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day!" I just made that up. Tell the Others,

I was born with my heart on my sleeve, a fire in my soul, and a mouth I can't control

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you

It's ok to swallow your pride, You won't gain a pound

Inside me is a thin man trying to get out…I usually shut him up with chocolate.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.

I hate it when the voices in my heads go Silent… I never know what they are planning.

How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start seeing results?

Wouldn't it be really fun if breast implants came with Squeaky toys inside them?

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces from now and then.

Nothing Says 'I HATE YOU" like giving someone's Kid a Drum Set

TEENAGERS tired of being harassed by your parents? ACT NOW move out, get a job, and Pay your own way , QUICK while you still know everything!

A State trooper was asked on a Exam "What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?" In the Blank he put "Call for Backup!!!"

The cashier said Strip down, facing me. How was I to know she meant my debit card?

To All Trolls - So tell me.. Is your butt aware that you head had moved in?

When people cut you down or talk behind your back remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.

You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

Sometimes life bites you in the Butt. Thankfully I have enough padding there to take the hit.

I sometimes put a sticky note on someone's car saying "Sorry for the Damage" . It's kind of funny watching them look for the damage.

Be the reason someone smiles today! Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.

I need a part-time job that pays $30,000 a week.

My brain is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by…

Don't they already have enough comedians in Politics?

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and SMACKS you in the face.

Never water yourself down just because someone can't handle you 100 proof

A police office came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. He seemed annoyed when I answered 'Kindergarten"

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay Safe - Eat cake.

I'm 100% sure I called shotgun, while you were shoving me in the back. Yea I realize I'm being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear, Man.

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you need to be 'Saved" or you will "Burn". Stupid Firemen

I started on a new diet. It's called the "I have $10 until Friday" diet

Not one drop of my self worth depends on your acceptance of me

If procrastination was an Olympic Sport, I'd compete in it later.

I Think my problem is that I have really Fantastic bad ideas

I stopped explaining myself when I realized people only understand from their level of perception.

Don't believe all the rumors you hear about me, the truth is much worse.

Old People at weddings always poke me and say "You're Next!" So I started doing the same thing to them at Funerals.

I Hate Tacos! Said No Juan Ever

I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I don't think being an adult will work for me.

Sometimes the first steps to forgiveness is understanding the other person is an idiot.

I hate the term "Crazy" - I Prefer Happy with Benefits.

When I was a kid you didn't have to say "Don't Try This At Home!" Because we weren't complete morons back then.

I believe that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise

When does Hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that.

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without a brain has given hope to many people.

Insanity is Hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I'm not much on Seizing the Day, I just poke at it with a stick.

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead saying "DON"T REPRODUCE"

My bank has a new service where they text you your balance. It's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end

If Being sarcastic burned calories, I'd be transparent by now.

“I need to talk to you!!" These six words have the ability to make you instantly recall every bad thing you have ever done, and some you didn't

You know it's been a good day when you didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys.

Don't be afraid of being outnumbered. Remember Eagles fly alone. Pigeons flock together.

Relationships are like a walk in the park- Jurassic park

The hardest part of parenting is trying to fake mad when your kid does something bad but Hilarious.

My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door. I just know it.

Now they've invented a pregnancy test with a curved handle so you don't get pee on your hands. Listen, if you aren't ready to get pee on your hands, you definitely NOT ready for Motherhood.

Our town was so small the we didn't have a town Drunk, So we all took turns.

 Look, I'm trying to Rant Here. Stop interrupting me with Facts and Reason

Not to Brag.. I don't even need alcohol to make bad decisions.

I am fluent in three languages…English, Sarcasm, and Profanity

My Morning coffee makes me feel like I have my stuff together. I don't. But it makes me feel like I do.

My son asked me to explain women to him, SO I bought him a Xbox game for his PlayStation.

I don't need someone who sees the good in me. I need someone who sees the Bad and still wants me.

You are going to be Fine. You come from a long line of Lunatics.

I think I need professional Help. A Chef, A Butler and A Maid should do it.

In a packed Elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now Demonstrate the Mating call of a Whale.

If you line up all your Ex's in a row you can see the flow chart of your mental Illness.

Don't use the Bathroom in your dream…It's a Setup!!!

Before you ask me to babysit I think you should know that I think kids are super funny when they're drunk.

Eggs are fantastic for a fitness Diet. Don't like the taste? Add cocoa, butter, flour, sugar & butter. Bake 30 Min.

Got emotions? There's Alcohol for that.

And then alcohol said "put that on Facebook, it's hilarious". But alcohol was wrong, So Very wrong.

Sometimes it's just more fun to take the low road.

Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I realize right after I have said them.

Someone offered me grapes but I declined. I'm not used to taking wine in pill form.

I'm not Cheap, but I am on special this week.

That awkward moment when you're singing a song you often sang as a child - and you suddenly understand the lyrics.

Judging by the looks of my hair this morning, I think I may be a Muppet.

Shout out to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap. Pulled a All-Dayer! Pretty Cool!

I think way too many people have been drinking from the Fountain of Stupid

Well what day will you have time for my shenanigans?

Lieabetes (Lie-a-bee-tees) -noun- A serious affliction some people suffer from that prevents them from being able to tell the truth regardless of the situation.

I Planned to take over the world, But I'm Tired

I found some things to do today. They're called mimosas

Wine-O-Lympics Everyone's a winner in these games

The revised Serenity Prayer…God grant me the strength to accept things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the devoted friends who will post bail money when I snap.

Redneck word of the Week Twerk….Imma have two more beers then it's back to TWERK

This antidepressant works best if you take it with water lapping near your hammock on a Caribbean beach.

I've expanded my skills. I can now forget what I'm doing while I'm actually doing it.

I never thought I would be the kind of person that would get up early to exercise. I was right.

Wish me luck in the Olympics. Just kidding I'm on my forth cupcake.

Dear God, I've been very good today- No grumpy thoughts, no swearing, no smacking people in the head and no whining at all. But I'm about to get out of bed so I may need some help with the rest of the day.

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anybody about.

The secret to being happy is having a good sense of humor and a Dirty Mind

The Lysol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch the most. I have a feeling that this is going to burn.

We have to stop this recent culture of people telling us they're "Offended" and expecting us to care

I 've learned so much from my mistakes I'm thinking of making a few more

It's been one of those "I can no longer be held responsible for my actions" kind of days

What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic

You may not have lost all your marbles, but there's definitely a hole in your bag.

I used to be crazy but one of my voices is a therapist and declared I am sane.

Just call me the little engine that said "Ok, but I need a cup of coffee first."

What does it mean when Holy water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)?

Some say that their body it a temple…Mine is a bouncy castle

Diet Tip: If you feel hungry you could really be just Thirsty. Drink a pitcher of Margaritas and see how you feel.

Today I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.

If Pigs could fly imagine how good their wings would taste.

Never ask a woman eating ice cream straight from the carton if she is OK.

Oh Lord, Please Keep all the stupid people from breeding. We are getting badly outnumbered down here.

When you see my head tilt to the right and I start to stare into space, I would RUN! The voices inside my head gave me a brilliant idea. Be very Afraid!

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant, therefore , Chocolate counts as a salad. You're Welcome.

I run entirely on Caffeine and Inappropriate thoughts.

Why Weigh yourself? You could set yourself on Fire and then roll in Broken glass and still feel the same way.

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent time making it.

Everyone has baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Awake-In-3D - GCR Comics Vault

GCR Comics Vault

“Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It’s more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.”

Dr. Seuss

Between 2012 and 2015, the GCR scene was wildly prolific. It was akin to the Wild West of an evolving GCR landscape. I was writing prolifically on Dinar Land chat sites, always asking the “inconvenient questions” which often times got me outright banned from nearly every public chat room there was.

We were being constantly told by the Intel Gurus of the day that the GCR was happening and even completed on a daily basis. Yet there was always a reason that we couldn’t exchange our IQD or VND. It was simultaneously stressful and frustrating.

These were the days when it was all about the IQD, VND, Iranian Rial and the Indonesian Rupiah. But then, the Zimbabwe Dollar hit the scene sparking an entirely new sphere in the RV/GCR landscape. Until that point, most of us couldn’t imagine that a currency denominated in amounts up to 100 Trillion could even exist Not to mention that these ZIM were Bonds, not currency notes.

Through all of the frustration and confusion, I began creating a series of GCR Comics to break the tension of the times with parody and humor. Some of you new to the GCR world may not recognize some of the faces and names mentioned in these comics, but the messages and memes conveyed are still relevant today.

I’ll place contextual captions under each comic where possible. New comics will be added periodically.

2013: I adopted the online “Bad Robot” avatar and the user name Awake-I’m-3D. The logo was eventually noticed by Hollywood legal folks and I had to abandon the Red Robot graphic in 2016.

2013: [Meme from the Bruce Willis movie “The Sixth Sense”] The constant reports of liquid funds moving from GCR Collateral Accounts to Paymasters worldwide.

2014: Awaiting the Dragon Family Elders to release GCR funding liquidity. Dave Schmidt was a prominent Dinar Land personality at the time discussing the Dragon Families and their connection to the GCR.

2015: Iraqi Prime Minister Abadi trying to get IMF Chairman Christine Lagarde’s attention for a multi-billion loan. Dinar Land “Intel” stated that once Iraq secured this IMF loan, the RV would be triggered. We were also being told that the IMF was bankrupt and closed down.

2017: [Meme on the Keanu Reeves movie “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure”] Disclosure of NESARA and the GCR kept missing “back wall” dates. I figured the one’s tasked with Disclosure had signed NDAs and couldn’t disclose the Disclosure.

2015: Scarface Tony Montana wants to get rid of his Fiat Dollars after he learns about the GCR

2015: Tony Montana goes all in on ZIM 100T Bond notes. Growing tired of waiting for the GCR to happen, he confronts a banker to redeem his ZIM.

2015: After redeeming his ZIM, Tony learns he only got the Public Tier 5 rate of instead of the Private Tier 4 rate.

A "Blast From The Past" From Dinar Recaps Archives

For those of you that have been currency investors over the last 10-12  years or so …..you may remember these from the “early days”!!!

Dinar Dictionary:  By Vic tortious

09/17/2011

For all of us on this journey I have made a dictionary of terms used in the Iraqi Dinar re-evaluation investment/speculation.

Hopium: Preferred drug of the Dinar investor producing feeling of euphoria and a general sense of well being. A typical dose last 2 days at which time a new fix must me acquired or serious withdrawal symptoms occur. Warning withdrawal symptoms can manifest in events called "bashing".

Guru: Dinar drug dealer. A person responsible for distributing the addicting drug called "hopium". The "Guru" delivers the controlled substance simply be writing what's known as a "post". This "post" must contain the term "RV" and "cash-in" to give the proper dose of hopium an addict needs.

Intel: Intel is the main ingredient of the drug known as "hopium". It is collected by "Guru's" from "sources". A good example would be: A "source" (cleaning lady at the white house) over hears the president say to a staff member "I can't be late for "Dinar tomorrow" or Michelle will kill me. She is making something special". Since the source clearly hears the words "Dinar" and "tomorrow" clearly she tells the Gurus that the president said the "Dinar" will RV "tomorrow" and hopium is created.

RV: This can be both a time or a place.

1. Time: RV is a time where all is set right in the world. Each country in the world is given a gazziliion dollars (called "global settlement packages") and everyone lives "happily ever after". A time in which there is no evil. All trees bear fruit and the fruits are comprised of gold, silver, and precious gems.

2. Place: Similar to what takes place after one dies. In some Dinar folklore this place is sometimes referred as "heaven like". Streets of gold, no evil exists here etc...etc. In other Dinar folklore this is a place where god is a pimp and gives all men that are Dinar holders 40 virgins. For non-folklore types this is just a place of peace where one doesn't have to work any longer and can retire and see the world and live in luxury.

Done: Any process that has been started. Example: I am going to wash my car. I have got a bucket and a rag and I am walking towards the car. I am therefore "Done".

98-100%: A mathematical term used in place of the word "done".

Shabibi: A god-like figure to Dinarians. He holds the magical keys to the "RV". The all knowing "Shabibi" writes his own posts. These are also called "news articles" He and his friend "Seleh" post these articles every other day about  an event called "the removing the 3 zeroes". He is also at war with the evil wizard called "Maliki".

Maliki: Many consider him the evil wizard that holds back all things that are good.

Allawi: Simply known as the one "left behind". A one time player in the Dinar world this figure has been banished and the evil Maliki will not let him back into the kingdom even though he has promised his people that he would.

Obama: (Or whatever President is in office) Known to non Dinar holders as the leader of the free world. Gurus see this figure as "the holdup". The man of power that has but one job...to delay the RV of the Iraqi Dinar.

LOP: Beware of the LOP. It is the antidote to "hompium".  The most evil of all words. It is said that if you say LOP 3 times in a mirror at night you will turn to stone. Others view the LOP as a mythical creature that will sneak into your home and alter all of your Dinars removing 3 of the zeroes.

Iraqi holiday: An event that happens in Iraq at least every 3 days. The purpose of these holidays are not known at this time (not even by Iraqis).

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Dinar Recaps would like to thank all of the many Intel Providers both past and present who give their time and encouragement to keep us all for giving up during this long wait.

OkieOilMan, Frank26, Walkingstick, MakZ, MilitiaMan, Nader, Tony and Ray, Awake-in-3D, Wolverine, Holly, Bruce, Bluwolf, FootForward, PTR, DebTarHeelGirl,Charlie Ward, Simon Parks,

Rod Steele, Adam Montana, Soonerfan62, Wildduck, SweetQueen, Bond Lady, Backdoc, Dr. Clark, Delta, Blondie, Texas Snake, BGG,, Poppy3, Blaino, Hammerman, Freeway Bill, SouthwestFlGuy, General64, Seeker,

Dr. Kia Pruitt, Daz, Fleming, Bulldog75, Jester, Isaac, Mr. Cottrell, Dr.Dinar , SantaSurfing, and so many more…..

Thank you all~ from the Dinar Recaps Team

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ALL OF THE GURU'S CURRENT TAKES ON THE SITUATION...Comical

From our favorite, Blanche Oct 25, 2012

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The Dinar RV is sort of like an earthquake along the San Andreas Fault in California. We know it's coming, we don't know when, and we don't know how big.

So if theguru's were all earthquake experts, how would they be reporting this to us?

Let's take a look:

Intel Guru Bluwolf: Would be standing right on the fault screaming "Any Second Now," but nobody would be paying attention to him anymore.

Intel Guru Footforward: "The earthquake should have already happened."

Intel Guru Checkmate: Would be talking incessantly about why we need to
get our earthquake preparation kits in order and why all the other earthquake guru's are wrong

Intel Guru TonyTNT: "It's a great day for an earthquake."

Intel Guru Gary: "Dr Todd is still scratching his head wondering why this earthquake hasn't happened yet."

Newshound Guru Adam Montana: Believes that the earthquake will start small, and
then there will be multiple earthquakes getting bigger over time.

Intel Guru Okie: He has been told that the U.S. Geological Survey is giving
him exclusive rights to announce the earthquake to the entire world.

Intel Guru Jonnywg: Keeps staring at the seismonitor screens waiting for the
earthquake to register.

Intel Guru Soonerfan62: Tells us once again that we will not have to go through another weekend without an earthquake.

Newshound Guru BGG: Believes that Maliki is somehow stopping the earthquake and
until he is removed from the San Andreas Fault, it' won't happen.

Intel Guru Poppy3: "The corrupt politicians have figured out a way to stop
this earthquake, and they have to be removed."

Newshound Guru SWFlorida Guru: Would produce endless research articles detailing exactly
why the earthquake has to happen, but still wonders if this is all true.

Intel Guru Bulldog75: Would be sitting in a Starbucks near the San Andreas
Fault talking aimlessly about geological events that might be happening soon, but nobody can understand what he's really trying to say.

Intel Guru Hammermann: "Y'all know that I'm the smartest earthquake predictor
in the entire world, and I have it on great authority that the earthquake will start in Reno."

Intel Guru Blaino: Will sound like Billy Mays as he does infomercials selling his brand of earthquake prediction instruments to the public.

Guru Ali: Says the earthquake won't be happening for years and years down the road while he still eagerly sells earthquake insurance to the masses.

A  short movie clip talking about the dinar. 

(Bad Language alert)   The movie is "Hit & Run". Comedy. Released in 2012.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H-kLF8ZkEJs 

Mot: TNT

EVOLUTION OF THE DINARIAN

In The Beginning Many Years Ago     Today !!!  Need I Say More???

"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

Mot: 'Did you you say that?' he hissed at the parrot

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows you're here. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard Jesus is watching you.

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you you say that?' he hissed at the parrot

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked. I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

'Moses, replied the bird. 'Moses? the burglar laughed. ' What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus

Mot:  “Wow, perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabby says, “Wow, perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”

The passenger asks, “Who?”

The cabby explains, “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like when I came along just when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”

The passenger remarked, “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

“Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”

The passenger said, “Sounds like he was really something special.”

The cabby replied, “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

The passenger was amazed, “Wow, what a guy!”

The cabby continued, “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”

Passenger: “How did you meet him?”

Cabby: “I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.”

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Mot:  . Hmmmmm - Might be sumthun to this un!! ((( Looking at the Time )))

Mot: .... Apparently - Contrary to What they Say!!! –

"Humor While We Wait, and Wait, and Wait Some More -Posted by Mot At TNT

TNT:

Mot:  One day a father on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.

One day a father on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.

He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, “how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?”

The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95”.

The amazed father asks: “It’s what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

“Sir…Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Truck, Ken’s House, Ken’s Fishing Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Dog, Ken’s Computer, and one of Ken’s Friends

Mot: The Class Reunion

So it's that time of year again when all the Class Reunions start to happen.

I remember one year where my wife drag my butt to her High School Reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, we're sitting at a table where I'm yawning and overly bored as expected.

The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works. This guy is kinda cool and I'm thinking to myself, Yep he must be single.

My wife turns to me and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

My response: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

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Mot:  .. This Relationship Thingy is Tough!! ~~~

Mot: . Interesting I guess how That is Working out these Daze!! – Huh 

Mot:  the Reality Marriage Vows! - from Mot of Course! - sigghhhh

Mot:  ....... Mom!!! -- Why Do Brides Wear White????

Mot: ... Its a marital Thingy!!! ....

Mot: ... Some kind of Marital Thingy going on here! - Ouch!!!! 

"So, Just What Do You Want For Mother's Day!!!???" From Mot At TNT

TNT

Mot:  So just What Do You Want for Mothers Day!!!???

#1 EXACTLY!

 Family: What do you want to do for Mother’s Day?

All Moms: Not have to decide what we are doing for Mother’s Day, for starters. — DonutHawk (@StruggleDisplay) May 12, 2023

 #2 A mom can dream…

 I don’t know what my husband is planning on doing for me for Mother's Day but I hope it's the laundry. — Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) May 4, 2019

#3 Sounds about right!

 I went to my Mom's house for Mother's Day with a gift and a pie, I left my Mom's house with some junk mail, JCPenney coupons and a different pie. — Dan Regan (@Social_Mime) May 10, 2021

 #4 We definitely didn’t sleep through that…

 Thanks for always acting surprised by breakfast in bed like you slept right through the great pots and pans avalanche of 6:45 AM.Happy Mother’s Day  — Simon Holland (@simoncholland) May 13, 2018

 #5 Exactly…

 Telling a mom to relax while her family does everything on Mother’s Day is like telling a pilot to relax while the passengers fly the plane.  — SpacedMom (@copymama) May 14, 2017

 #6 I’ll have what she’s having…

 This Mother’s Day I would like a very cold hotel room, black out curtains, an Ambien, and no other human being present. Thank you in advance. — Lady Lawya (@Parkerlawyer) April 30, 2021

 #7 And they’re all huddled in the card aisle…

 Lots of men at Target today discovering that the store layout has changed since last Mother’s Day. — Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 11, 2019

#8 Seriously…

 "What did you get my mom for Mother's Day?" — husbands — Julie Burton (@ksujulie) April 30, 2021

 #9 Wonder if this guy is still alive LOL…

 Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before I wake her up to ask what’s for breakfast — Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) May 12, 2019

 #10 Kid’s got a point…

 4-year-old: Can I have some of your candy?
Wife: I got this for Mother's Day.
4: You're only a mom because of me. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 13, 2017

 #11 Gotta love toddlers…

 Yesterday I explained Mother’s Day to our toddler and this morning he burst into our room singing happy birthday and gave her a cup of cat treats. — The Dad (@thedad) May 9, 2021

 #12 Nothing beats buying your own Mother’s Day card…

 10 proudly showed me the Mother’s Day greeting card she “bought” my wife and when I asked her how she purchased it she said she slipped it to the grocery cashier while my wife was checking out, winked, told the cashier not to tell her about it and then “Mommy paid for it.” — NicholasG (@Dad_At_Law) May 5, 2022

 #13 So true – washers and dryers are working overtime the day before Mother’s Day…

 Shout-out to all the moms who went on a Rage Cleaning spree on the day before Mother’s Day, just so you could try to take a day off. You’re my people. — Goldfish and Chicken Nuggets (@gfishandnuggets) May 12, 2019

 #14 Thank you, now please let me sleep…

 If you’re not awakened by small children lovingly shoving handmade gifts in your face at 6am, is it even Mother’s Day? — Sara Says Stop (@PetrickSara) May 13, 2018

 #15 You had me at 9 straight hours…

 All I want for Mother’s Day is to sleep for 9 straight hours, wake up to the sound of coffee brewing and then have my husband say things like, “I’m gonna entertain the kids all day so you can sit on the couch in your pjs and buy your Mother’s Day gift in peace!” — Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) May 2, 2020

 #16 Exactly…

 Young mom: I hope he plans something nice for Mother’s Day. Experienced mom: I booked my hotel room for Saturday night and will be back late Sunday. — Ramblin Mama (@ramblinma) April 23, 2022

 #17 Ah, the classic macaroni necklace…

 Mother's Day is a special day when I get to do the dishes and yell at people to stop making siren noises while I wear a macaroni necklace.— Walking Outside in Slippers (@WalkingOutside) May 8, 2016

 #18 That sounds perfect…

 for mothers day i would love to be left in bed with a bag of reeses cups and the remote — That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) May 5, 2022

 #19 Yessss!!

 Dads on father's day: let's go do something as a family!
Moms on mother's day: Can everyone just not talk to me today or touch me. — Meredith (@PerfectPending) May 9, 2016

 #20 LOL…she wants to make sure she looks GOOD on Facebook, folks!

 My mom said if we are gonna post her then POST HER 😂 pic.twitter.com/TBQnTx1fy1 — Jordan💭 (@jaytheghostt) May 9, 2021

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Mot: ..... Hay Mum... Beeee Careful How Ya answers!!! ~~~~

"Kicks and Grins" Posted by Mot at TNT

TNT:

Mot:  Ferrari Driver Pulls Up Next To A Senior On A Moped, And Can’t Believe His Own Eyes

A doctor goes out and buys the fastest and flashiest car he can find, a brand new Ferrari 488, costing him $500,000.

He takes it out for a spin and stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 80 years old, pulls up next to him. The old man looks over at the sleek shiny car and asks, “What kind of car ya got there, sonny?”

The doctor grins and replies, “A brand new Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!”

“That’s a lot of money,” says the old man. “Why does it cost so much?”

“Because this car can do up to 225 miles an hour!” states the doctor proudly.

The old moped driver asks, “Mind if I take a look inside?”

“No problem,” replies the doctor.

So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around.

Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, “That’s a pretty nice car all right, but I’ll stick with my moped!”

Just then the light changes, so the doctor decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 150 mph.

Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror – what it could be… and suddenly…

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

Something whips by him, going much faster!

“What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?” the doctor asks himself.

He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 175 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it’s the old man on the moped!

Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 200 mph.

WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH!

He’s feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of his old geezer, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 225 mph.

Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him again!

The Ferrari is flat out, and there’s nothing he can do!

Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end. The doctor stops, jumps out and, unbelievably, the old man is still alive!

He runs up to the bruised old man and says, “Oh my gosh! Is there anything I can do for you?”

The old man whispers, “Well son, you can unhook my suspenders from your side mirror.”

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Mot: . Siiggghhhhhh - We Just Don't Stand a Chance!! ~~~

Mot:  .. a Few Years Ago... I Thought this was Soooo Dumb - but Now I ....

Mot:  Ya Knows - I Keep Trying! - but this Cooking fer Meself is Really tough! 

Mot: .. Just one more.  Take the chips away

Mot: ...... Happy National Fitness Day!

"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

TNT:

Mot: "You need to use 'Big People' words," ..........

A group of previous kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk!

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend.

"I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big People' words!" She then asked Mitchell what he had done.

"I took a ride on a choo-choo." She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words." She then asked little Alec what he had done.

"I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"

 Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said, "Winnie the SH*T."

Mot: Trust Me!! -- its a marital Thingy and She'll be Sooooo Happy

My wife will be coming back home today. I haven't cleaned or done the dishes for a week. Now she'll see that I can't live without her. I'm so romantic!

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Mot:  Saint Peter is seeing all of the new arrivals trying to go thru the pearly gates in heaven. Bit adult

Saint Peter is seeing all of the new arrivals trying to go thru the pearly gates in heaven.

The first applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife lying naked in bed. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower. Well, her hair was dry and I checked the shower and it was completely dry too.

I knew she was into some hanky-panky and I began to look for her lover.

I went onto the balcony of our 9th floor apartment and found the SOB clinging to the rail by his fingertips. I was so angry that I began bashing his fingers with a flower pot. He let go and fell, but his fall was broken by some awnings and bushes.

On seeing he was still alive I found super human strength to drag our antique cedar chest to the balcony and throw it over. It hit the man and killed him. At this point the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and died."

Saint Peter thanked him and sent him on to the waiting room.

The second applicant said that his last day was his worst. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC equipment. I stumbled over my tools and toppled off the building. I managed to grab onto the balcony rail of a 9th floor apartment but some idiot came rushing out on the balcony and bashed my hands with a flower pot. I fell but hit some awnings and bushes and survived, but as I looked up I saw a huge chest falling toward me. I tried to crawl out of the way but failed and was hit and killed by the chest."

Saint Peter couldn't help but chuckle as he directs the man to the waiting room.

Saint Peter is still giggling when his third customer of the day enters. He apologizes and says "I doubt that your last day was as interesting as the two fellows that arrived here just before you."

I don't know" replies the man. "Picture this, I'm buck naked hiding in this cedar chest...

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Mot:  LOL - My How Things Change as Ya Season!! ~~~~~ Hagar the horrible

Mot: ....... LOL - Had to Share! ~~~~

Mot:  .... ooooh lordy... the Things Folks come up with ! – LOL 

Mot: ... Soooooo When Batman gets Married!! ---

Saturday Night "Kicks and Grins" While we Wait

Old Expressions

There are some old expressions that have become obsolete because of the inexorable march of technology. These phrases included "Dont touch that dial," "Carbon copy," "You sound like a broken record" and "Hung out to dry."

Back in the olden days we had a lot of moxie. Wed put on our best bib and tucker just to straighten up and fly right.

Hubba-hubba! Wed cut a rug in some juke joint and then go necking and petting and smooching and spooning and billing and cooing and pitching woo in hot rods and jalopies in some passion pit or lovers lane.

Heavens to Betsy! Gee whillikers! Jumpin Jehoshaphat! Holy moley! We were in like Flynn and living the life of Riley, and even a regular guy couldnt accuse us of being a knucklehead, a nincompoop or a pill. Not for all the tea in China !

Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but whens the last time anything was swell?

Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes and pedal pushers. Oh, my aching back. Kilroy was here, but he isnt anymore.

Like Washington Irvings Rip Van Winkle and Kurt Vonneguts Billy Pilgrim, we have become unstuck in time. We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say, Ill be a monkeys uncle! or This is a fine kettle of fish!

We discover that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

Poof, poof, poof go the words of our youth, the words weve left behind. We blink, and theyre gone, evanesced from the landscape and wordscape of our perception, like Mickey Mouse wristwatches, hula hoops, skate keys, candy cigarettes, little wax bottles of colored sugar water and an organ  grinders monkey.\

Where have all those phrases gone? Long time passing. Pshaw.

The milkman did it. Think about all those starving kids in China. Bigger than a bread
box. Banned in Boston . The very idea! Its your nickel. Dont forget to pull the chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Turn-of-the-century. Iron curtain. Domino theory. Fail safe. Civil defense. Fiddlesticks!

You look like the wreck of the Hesperus. Cooties. Going like sixty. Ill see you in
the funny papers. Dont take any wooden nickels. Heavens to Murgatroyd! And
awa-a-ay we go (not to mention humunah, humunah, humunah!)

Oh, my stars and garters! It turns out there are more of these lost words
and expressions than Carter had liver pills.  This can be disturbing stuff,

This winking out of the words of our youth, these words that lodge in our
hearts deep core. But just as one never steps into the same river twice,
one cannot step into the same language twice. Even as one enters, words are
swept downstream into the past, forever making a different river.

We, of a certain age, have been blessed to live in changeful times. For a
child, each new word is like a shiny toy, a toy that has no age.

We at the other end of the chronological arc have the advantage of remembering there
are words that once did not exist and there were words that once strutted
their hour upon the earthly stage and now are heard no more, except in our
collective memory.\

Its one of the greatest advantages of aging. We can have our cake and eat it, too.

See ya later, alligator!   

TNT:

Mot:  ..... Becoming more and more Seasoned is Sooo Much Fun!!! ~~

CandyKisses:  I THOUGHT GROWING OLD WOULD TAKE LONGER

Mot: ... Just Saying!!! ~~~~