"Humor While We Wait, and Wait, and Wait Some More -Posted by Mot At TNT

Humor

Jun 4

TNT:

Mot: One day a father on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.

One day a father on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.

He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, “how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?”

The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95”.

The amazed father asks: “It’s what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

“Sir…Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Truck, Ken’s House, Ken’s Fishing Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Dog, Ken’s Computer, and one of Ken’s Friends

Mot: The Class Reunion

So it's that time of year again when all the Class Reunions start to happen.

I remember one year where my wife drag my butt to her High School Reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, we're sitting at a table where I'm yawning and overly bored as expected.

The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works. This guy is kinda cool and I'm thinking to myself, Yep he must be single.

My wife turns to me and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

My response: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

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Mot: .. This Relationship Thingy is Tough!! ~~~