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"Hurry Up and Wait" by Dr. Dinar

.Hurry Up And Wait by Dr. Dinar

You'd think I'd be better at this thing.

And by "thing" I'm referring to this seemingly endless waiting game known as the RV/GCR

Heck, right from the very beginning we've been waiting.

Started off waiting in some wonky dark bubble of some kind.

Finally, after 9 long months, thinking the wait was over, we began to see what we thought was the light at the end of the tunnel.

Sheesh, get us out of this Waiting Room.

We're ready to rock this world!

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"Bits and Pieces " from Mot at TNT -Friday Night 10-8-2021

.Thank you Mot!!!

TNT:

Mot: A minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, 'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down..

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced

With a smile, nearly laughing, 'For our closing song,

Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

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"Bits and Pieces " From Mot at TNT Saturday Night 10-2-2021

Thanks Mot….for all the joy over the years you have given us all…….

TNT:

Mot: Loved this.... passing it on🐝

My dad has bees. Today I went to his house and he showed me all of the honey he had gotten from the hives. He took the lid off of a 5 gallon bucket full of honey and on top of the honey there were 3 little bees, struggling. They were covered in sticky honey and drowning. I asked him if we could help them and he said he was sure they wouldn't survive. Casualties of honey collection I suppose.

I asked him again if we could at least get them out and kill them quickly, after all he was the one who taught me to put a suffering animal (or bug) out of its misery. He finally conceded and scooped the bees out of the bucket. He put them in an empty Chobani yogurt container and put the plastic container outside.

Because he had disrupted the hive with the earlier honey collection, there were bees flying all over outside.

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More Humor As We Wait....and Wait...and Wait Some More!

More Humor while we wait!!!

Sabickford: The biggest lie I tell myself…"I don't need to write this down, I'll remember it."

My People skills are just fine. It my tolerance of idiots that needs work.

Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud

Ignorance can be trained and Crazy can be medicated… But there's no cure for stupid.

Kids don't know how easy they have it today. When I was Young I had to walk 9 Feet through Shag Carpet to Change the TV Channel.

Good Mom's let you lick the beaters. Great Mom's let you turn them off first.

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"In It To Win it" By Dr. Dinar

.In It To Win It By Dr. Dinar

Is this thing for real?

No... really. Is it?

Yeah, this dinar RV deal.

This entire GCR "thing".

Is any of this really and truly going to happen? Like, ever??

Or are we existing in some kind of an alternate universe, alternating between reality and who knows where.

I'll bet there are quite a few folks asking themselves those very same questions right about now.

Not just family and friends of those afflicted with RV/GCR-itis.

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"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Sabickford

.Recaps Note: Thanks Sabickford ….for all the chuckles over all these years!

Humor While We Wait

Sabickford: I'm not saying it's hot outside but two Hobbits just threw a ring into my backyard

Warning- going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday

I want to start juicing but I'm hesitant, I don't know how to juice Tacos

I've finally lost my mind. If found Don't bother to return it. It wasn't working properly anyway.

For the first time in forever, I decided to go shoot some pool tonight. You should have seen the look on the face of those swimmers.

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Two Tales Posted by Mot "The Teacher and the Horse's A**" 9-3-2021

.TNT:

Mot: To emphasize his point he said to another guest; "You're a teacher, Bonnie ---

The dinner guests were sitting around the table discussing life. One man, a CEO, decided to explain the problem with education. He argued, “What’s a kid going to learn from someone who decided his best option in life was to become a teacher?”

He reminded the other dinner guests what they say about teachers, “Those who can, do. Those who can’t, teach.”

To emphasize his point he said to another guest; “You’re a teacher, Bonnie. Be honest. What do you make?” Bonnie, who had a reputation for honesty and frankness replied, “You want to know what I make?” She paused for a second, then began.

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News, Rumors and Humor Tuesday Afternoon 8-31-2021

.RV Excerpts from the Restored Republic via a GCR: Update as of Tues. 31 Aug. 2021

Compiled Tues. 31 Aug. 2021 12:01 am EST by Judy Byington

Judy Note: No new Intel has come in on the status of the RV since Fri. 27 Aug, whenour Military Intel Contact indicated thatthe Tier 4B Internet Group would see exchange/ redemption appointment notification by some time Tues. 31 Aug.

Today on Mon. afternoon 30 Aug. he said that we were so close that he couldn’t say much, except that [redacted] admin people blocking the RV in the USA were being arrested and removed.

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"Dinarland-The Land of Confuse-Zim" by Dr. Dinar

.Dinarland - The Land Of Confuse-Zim By Dr. Dinar

Well, surprise, surprise, surprise!

Here we are, on the verge of yet another Holiday shopping season and we're still sitting here, broker than broke.

Without an RV.

Without a completed GCR.

Still unsure the GCR process has actually started processing.

Sure, we've hear a thousand times the process has started.

But, as with everything else in Dinarland, as it stands, that's just another unprovable rumor.

How can that be.

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"Enough Talk...Let's See Some Action!!!" by Dr. Dinar

.Thank you Dr. Dinar!!!

Enough Talk... Let's See Some Action! by Dr. Dinar

I don't know about you but I'm pretty much done.

To the point where I'm done hearing it's done.

As in everything's done.

Done... duh duh duh DONE!

Like, really done.

Done to the point where there's nothing left to do.

Nothing left to do because it truly is done.

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Humor While We Wait, and Wait and Wait Some More..........

.From MarkZ’s Stream Chat

Sabickford: I'm not much on Seizing the Day, I just poke at it with a stick.

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead saying "DON"T REPRODUCE"

My bank has a new service where they text you your balance. It's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end

If Being sarcastic burned calories, I'd be transparent by now.

“I need to talk to you!!" These six words have the ability to make you instantly recall every bad thing you have ever done, and some you didn't

You know it's been a good day when you didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys.

Don't be afraid of being outnumbered. Remember Eagles fly alone. Pigeons flock together

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