Saturday Night "Kicks and Grins " Posted by Mot at TNT
TNT:
Mot: A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new job as a high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back.
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't noticeable.
On the first day of class, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in the school. The smart punks, having already heard the new teacher was a former Marine, were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, the new teacher opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he picked up a stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
Dead silence... the rest of the year went very smoothly :)
Mot: WE ARE A GENERATION THAT WILL NEVER COME BACK..........
A generation that walked to school and then walked back.
A generation that did their homework alone to get out asap to play in the street.
A generation that spent all their free time on the street with their Friends.
A generation that played hide and seek when dark.
A generation that made mud cakes.
A generation that collected sports cards.
A generation that found, collected and washed & Returned empty coke bottles to the local grocery store for 5 cents each , then bought a Mountain Dew and candy bar with the money.
A generation that made paper toys with their bare hands.
A generation who bought vinyl albums to play on record players.
A generation that collected photos and albums of clippings.
A generation that played board games and cards on rainy days.
A generation whose TV went off at midnight after playing the National Anthem.
A generation that had parents who were there.
A generation that laughed under the covers in bed so parents didn't know we were still awake.
A generation that is passing and unfortunately it will never return!!..
I loved Growing up when I did.
Mot: Uh Oh! . A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” ...
A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?”
The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve, and they had children, and so was all mankind made.”
Two days later, the curious girl asked her father the same question.
“Many years ago,” the father answered, “there were monkeys from which the human race evolved.”
The confused girl returned to her mother. “Mommy, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,” she said, “and Daddy said they developed from monkeys?”
The mother answered, “Well, dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your father told you about his.”
Mot: Listen To Lee Greenwood’s New Rendition of ‘God Bless the U.S.A.’ .......................
Home Free - God Bless the U.S.A. (featuring Lee Greenwood and The United States Air Force Band)
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