"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT 7-11-2022

TNT:

Mot:  ATTORNEY : Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

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Mot:  Yeppers. - More insight on that Marital Thingy! ~~

Mot:  . and yet Another Awareness Insight into that Marital thingy! ~~

Mot: . Special Tip for that Marital Thingy! ~~~~

Mot:  in therapy! ~~~ siiggghhhhhh 

Mot: . Those ever Ending Chalenges of a Relationship! ~~ 

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