Friday Night "Fun From Mot" at TNT 3-12-2021
TNT:
Mot: Men In Heaven
When everybody on earth passed on and waiting to enter Heaven, God appeared and said,
"I want the men to make two lines:
One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women.
I want all the women to report to St. Peter."
Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.
The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.
God said to the long line,
"You men should be ashamed of yourselves , I created you to be the head of your household!
You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."
God turned to the one man,
"How did you manage to be the only one in this line?"
The man replied,
"My wife told me to stand here."
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Mot: Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, "Now don't get mad at me....I know we've been friends for a long time.....but I just can't think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"
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Mot: ~~~ More Things that Keep Me Awake at Nite!!! ~~~~ from Mot of Course!! ~~~
Mot: Always Important to Not Feed the Wildlife... for example ~~~~
Mot: ~~~ fer Those Who Need to Know fer Ur Diet!!! ~~~
