News, Rumors and Humor Saturday Night 2-26-2022
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Samson: After exiting from Chapter VII .. How much is Iraq’s frozen funds estimated?
25th February, 2022
After Iraq turned a decisive and fateful phase that lasted for years by paying compensation to Kuwait and exiting the procedures of Chapter VII, this opened the door to the movement of his frozen funds abroad whose value has not been known until now due to the policies of the former regime, including the registration of part of those the money is in the names of people, which is difficult to recover.
Specialists and economic experts confirmed that Iraq’s exit from Chapter VII will move those funds that Iraq has been demanding for years, to supplement the budget with amounts that can be invested in service projects, develop the agricultural, industrial and commercial sectors, and build a healthy economy.
Adviser to the Prime Minister, Mazhar Muhammad Salih, told the Iraqi News Agency (INA), that “there are Iraqi funds estimated at $2.7 billion pending lawsuits or judicial seizures made by commercial creditors on Iraq,” noting that “these funds are from Iraq’s foreign balances that were frozen in year 1990”.
Just for "Kicks and Grins" Posted by Mor at TNT 2-22-22
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Mot: Now, looking at me, you wouldn’t know I can speak Mandarin ~~~ ((( oh How I Love Karma! )))
So I’m a white Caucasian female, but I am fluent in Mandarin Chinese and English. Now, looking at me, you wouldn’t know I can speak Mandarin, which is why I find it absolutely hysterical to mess with people. Especially when they come through my line at work speaking Chinese, and I understand every word they’re saying. My coworkers find it especially hysterical.
Okay, so the other day this Chinese couple came through my line, and I asked them (in English) all of the usual questions about bags and if they had their rewards cards, all of that fun stuff.
Anyway, I started ringing up their stuff, and the wife said to her husband, “Tell her not to bruise the bananas,” in Chinese and I didn’t say anything. Then the wife said, “Tell the stupid girl to go faster,” in Mandarin. I smiled at her and pretended like I had no idea what she was saying.
News, Rumors and Humor Saturday Night 2-19-2022
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Samson: “Anti-Corruption”: Britain Includes 10 Billion Dollars Of Looted Iraqi Funds
19th February, 2022
A former member of the Anti-Corruption Council, Saeed Yassin, revealed on Saturday that there are 10 billion dollars of looted Iraqi funds in Britain, noting that countries are evading in meeting the requirements because these funds have been integrated into national economies.
Yassin said in a statement reported by the newspaper “Al-Sabah” and seen by “The Information”, that “Iraq has legal measures that it must take in pursuit of its looted funds, and according to the report of the Integrity Commission, which indicated that there are files to recover funds that were prepared for the claim, but we need inside Iraq. to legal and judicial procedures related to the quality of judgments.
"Welcome To The Unknown Zone" by Dr.Dinar
.Welcome To The Unknown Zone By Dr. Dinar
How on Earth can we still be here? And by "here", I mean on this journey. This journey to a place no one has ever been. To a destination that doesn't exist on any map. At least not on a map that we can purchase. Certainly not at our pay grade anyway.
Nope. Whatever is (or isn't) going on here, either in front of or behind the scenes, is rated GCRCO (Global Currency Reset Committee Only). Yep, like it or not, the GCR Committee has cranked up the Parental Controls to full on "No Peeking - No Speaking" mode.
Strictly a "need to know" basis and apparently, there must be a bit of confusion because for some strange reason, they're under the impression we don't need to know. Oh, if they only knew how wrong they are, I just know they'd change their minds. Well, I'd like to think so anyway.
"Have You Laughed Today?" -Humor While we Wait.
.We have all been there......but this description is beyond pricless....have you laughed today???.
Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.
Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:
I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis .
Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!'
"Might As Well Laugh!" Posted by Mor at TNT
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Mot: An honest man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman hit the roof, and the horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, finger-printed, and photographed, and then placed in a holding cell.
"Grins and Chuckles " Posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot: To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last ......
ACTUAL CRAIG'S LIST PERSONALS AD
To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last.
Date: 2011-11-27, 1:43 am. E.S.T.
I was the guy wearing the black Burberry jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend, threatening our lives. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings.
I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
"Send In The Replacements" by Dr. Dinar
.Thank you Dr. Dinar !
Send In The Replacements! by Dr. Dinar
Let's face it... we've all done it.
At least to some extent.
By "it" I'm referring to fudging just the slightest bit on a job application. Or four.
Adding just a lil' "extra" somewhere on our resumés.
Whether it be delivering pizza's or piloting the Space Shuttle, it never hurts to be the best you can be.
Or even better than that, if possible.
Even if it's only on paper.
If not, our work history would be exceedingly boring.
We Might As Well Laugh~More Humor While We Wait
.We might as well laugh More Humor while we wait!!!
Sabickford: The biggest lie I tell myself…"I don't need to write this down, I'll remember it."
My People skills are just fine. It my tolerance of idiots that needs work.
Sometimes I roll my eyes out loud
Ignorance can be trained and Crazy can be medicated… But there's no cure for stupid.
Kids don't know how easy they have it today. When I was Young I had to walk 9 Feet through Shag Carpet to Change the TV Channel.
Good Mom's let you lick the beaters. Great Mom's let you turn them off first.
You don't get smarter as you get older. There is just less stupid stuff that you haven't already done.
Humor While We Wait, and Wait, and Wait some more.....From Mot at TNT
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Mot: One day, a cowboy rode into town. He tied up his horse and entered a saloon. When he exited the saloon, he found his horse missing.
The cowboy shouted, "I'm going to go inside for another drink, and when I'm done, my horse better be returned. If not, I'll do what I did back in Texas."
The cowboy went back inside the bar, got a drink, and returned to find his horse.
As he saddled up, a man approached him and asked, "Out of curiosity, what did you do back in Texas?"
The cowboy responded, "I had to walk home."
"Bits and Pieces" Posted by Mot at TNT ~ Enjoy
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Mot: Do you remember the movie, Forrest Gump? I can still remember seeing it at the movie theaters and marveling over how smart he was, even though he considered himself to be ‘stupid’.
He certainly did capture the hearts of many people and most of us still enjoy watching that movie, even down till this day. We can often associate ourselves with Forest in some way or another, which is why this little joke is so hilarious. It shows what happens when our beloved Forest goes to heaven and is faced with answering 3 questions. What would he say? Read the joke to find out:
Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint Peter himself. The gates are closed, however, and Forest approaches the gatekeeper.
Saint Peter says, “Well, Forest, it’s certainly good to see you. We have heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast, and we’ve been administering an entrance examination for everyone. The tests are fairly short, but you need to pass before you can get into Heaven.”