News, Rumors and Humor Friday Night 12-11-2020

TNT:

AJ:  Guru Walkingstick and Intel Guru Frank26 These last 3 weeks of the month of December IMO they're training the tellers to prepare for the citizens possibly by January 1st. IMO these tellers in the next 2 t3 weeks are going to be presented brand new counting machines never used or seen before programmed with the new small category notes...

JMATranquil:  Al, that is older news from Frank. More recent is: MilitiaMan......Saleh and Al-Kazemi are organizing a large meeting tonight to announce an agreement that ends the region's financing crisis

Yada:  jmatranquil,,,that is good news

Yada:  Im of the mind that since our Treasury is holding the purse strings, that we see they can release the rate at any moment. To keep them from releasing it before Iraq is in their seats is the question when. The point where our release and their place where they wont change something, it what the timing will be about. I believe Iraq has position themselves and we are about to move,,,,will be an exciting weekend

Smitty76:  yada,,,Let's hope This is "The Final Countdown" Here is the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNiTxUEnmKI

Mot:  Ya Know!!!! Its Amazing Any of Us Survived!!! HUH!!!!

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Courtesy of Dinar Guru:

Bruce   [via WiserNow]   We could be looking at a Mon-Tues meaning Monday for numbers & emails to be sent out and Tuesday for start of exchanges – or it could all come in on Tuesday – we don’t know that - they are supposed to determine that...tomorrow’s [Friday] call is with US Treasury – Homeland Security – Abbott Downing – and all tier 1 and tier 2 banks...That is happening to determine the “WHEN”... they want to get this done before Christmas – and that is the intention and I believe they have the plan to do that – it’s possible we would start Tuesday – or possibly Wednesday – 15th or 16th...don’t worry about rates – rates are fine – they are very good – and you’re not going to be disappointed at all in that- it’s all good...

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HOLIDAY EATING TIPS

1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.

2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare... You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!

3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.

4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission.

5. Do not have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Holiday party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello?

6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog.

7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again.

8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day?

9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards.

10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner.

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