"Tidbits From TNT" Monday 9-11-2023

TNT:

Tishwash:  Parliamentary: Article 140 caused a delay in the disbursement of allocations for this category

Mrs. Intisar Al-Maliki expressed her deep concern about the delay in disbursing allocations to affected families due to Article 140, as the number of families who received the checks reached more than 1,500 families in Al-Faw and Abu Al-Khasib districts and the entire Basra Governorate.

Al-Maliki strongly called for the need to achieve justice and equity by disbursing these allocations and compensating the affected families for the damage they suffered as a result of the events that occurred in those areas.

In addition, Representative Intisar Al-Maliki called on the government and the concerned authorities to seriously consider this issue and take the necessary measures to provide support and assistance to these needy families and disburse their overdue financial dues.

We stress the importance of responding to this call in order to achieve social justice and help the affected families in Basra Governorate.   link

CandyKissses:  Integrity: We monitored the waste of 14 billion dinars in tax, retirement and social security in Dhi Qar

Baghdad Today - Baghdad

Today, Monday (September 11, 2023), the Federal Integrity Commission announced that it had detected a waste of 14 billion dinars in tax, retirement, and social security in Dhi Qar Governorate, while indicating that 10 billion dinars from tax deposits had not been recorded as revenue for the treasury.

The Authority's Investigation Department stated, according to a statement received by "Baghdad Today," that "the field team in the Dhi Qar Investigation Office, which carried out investigative work in the Tax Directorate in the governorate, concluded that the General Authority for Taxes and the Dhi Qar Tax Directorate were negligent by not recording amounts." Tax deposits for the years (2011-2017) amounting to (9,869,695,908) nine billion eight hundred and sixty-nine million dinars as final revenues to the public treasury."

The department added, "The team, which moved to the Retirement and Social Security Department, seized the files of the companies registered with it, whose amounts had not been paid," pointing out that the results of the report of the Office's External Audit Division and its investigations revealed the presence of violations committed by the department, explaining that The total amounts that were not collected and wasted amounted to (4,038,436,056) four billion and thirty-eight million dinars, noting that the Authority referred the letter of the Retirement and Security Department to implementation, in accordance with the Government Debt Collection Law.

She continued, "The office monitored that Dhi Qar Oil Company contracted with a foreign company to purchase pipes used to connect oil wells, explaining that Dhi Qar Oil Company changed the origin of the pipes from European to Chinese, while keeping the contracting cost the same, which led to damage." With public money

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Tishwash:   How do we benefit from the decisions of the G20 Summit?

The G20 summit began in the Indian capital, New Delhi, and concluded its work over two days in the absence of the Russian President and the Chinese President, and with the participation of the leaders of 28 countries, including the original members of the summit, in addition to the leaders of the countries invited by India to attend the summit.

The leaders participating in the New Delhi summit focused on many plans and solutions aimed at confronting global crises, most notably climate change - which threatened to exacerbate poverty, famines and humanitarian crises, and negatively affected sustainable development plans in a large number of countries, especially developing ones.

The summit’s agenda also discussed many issues. Important ones include ways to promote green development, finance plans to confront the effects of climate change, the European Union Environment and Climate Action Programme, promote strong and sustainable economic growth, the progress that has occurred in efforts to implement the United Nations Sustainable Development Plan, technological transformation and digital infrastructure, and the efforts of international institutions to promote development and shape... The economies of the G20 countries account for about 85 percent of the global gross domestic product, 75 percent of the trade volume, and 60 percent of the world population.

Among the most prominent goals of the G20 are to strengthen and develop the global economy, in addition to reforming international financial institutions and improving the financial system, supporting global economic growth, developing mechanisms for job opportunities, and activating free trade initiatives.

What concerns us in Iraq is how our economy can benefit from the goals and decisions of the summit in particular, and the Iraqi economy is suffering from many problems that are exacerbated as it is affected by the crises and challenges of the global economy, which is also suffering from expectations of the continuation of the food, energy and climate crises, the problems of the Russian-Ukrainian war, and the currency conflict of some major economic countries. Russia and China are working with the US dollar to limit its dominance in financial transactions and exchanges between countries.

Since the successful economic reform in Iraq is not only achieved internally, but rather it is achieved to the extent that the competent economic bodies in Iraq are able to achieve by building diverse financial, commercial and economic relations with the countries of the world, especially the G20 summit countries, with a focus on bilateral relations with the seven major industrial countries and member countries with emerging economies.

At the summit, which currently constitutes an important economic pole in the areas of investment, sustainable development, and building important financial and banking relationships in a way that regulates control over the monetary and commercial market in Iraq, the Central Bank has actually begun concluding banking agreements with India and China, and is making unremitting efforts to conclude agreements with European countries.

Therefore, we believe that the decisions issued by the G20 Summit must be taken into consideration and study how to deal with them through analysis and discussion in the Ministerial Council for the Economy, preparing an analytical and evaluation report to be submitted to the Council of Ministers with recommendations, and setting a time plan for action to achieve activation and strengthening of the existing bilateral economic agreements with some G20 countries and research.

 For new agreements with countries with which we do not have relations in all fields, because our adherence to the global economic system and its international standard standards is the basic solution to our complex and accumulated economic problems   link

Mot: .... Whats the Big Deal - Dude-- Its What Ya Came here fur!!!

Mot:  .... LOL - Had to Share I Did!!!

Men Are Just Happier People......Posted by Mot at TNT

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Mot:  Men are just happier people......

 What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.  

One mood all the  time.  

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own  jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you,….He or she can still be your friend.  

Your underwear is  $8.95 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough..

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes..

Everything on your face stays its original color.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.  

You can play with toys all your life.

One wallet and one pair of shoes -- one color for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can 'do' your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.  

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier.  

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.

If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Bubba and Wildman .

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

 MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

 BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

 ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

 FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

 DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

 NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

 OFFSPRING

Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and can handle it ....  and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

Saturday Night "Humor While We Wait" posted by Mot at TNT

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Mot:  ...... DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you.

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I have to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

 The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "..........!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir,

you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

Mot:  .. Yeppers.... Another Song acoming!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRh0QiXyZSk

Mot:  .. Jus Saying!!!

Mot:  .. ""Fred"" ~~~~ ggeeshshshshsh   l

Mot:  . As Ya become More Seasoned!!! 

Have You Laughed Today??? (While We Wait)

We have all been there......but this description is beyond pricless....have you laughed today???.

Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami Herald.

Dave Barry's colonoscopy journal:

I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a color diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Minneapolis .

Then Andy explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner. I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn't really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking, quote, 'HE'S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP YOUR BEHIND!'

I left Andy's office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called 'MoviPrep,'which comes in a box larg e enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of America 's enemies.

I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous. Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn't eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor.

Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-liter plastic jug, and then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a liter is about 32 gallons.) Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes - and here I am being kind - like a mixture of goat spit and urinal cleanser, with just a hint of lemon.

The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, 'a loose watery bowel movement may result.' This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.

MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don't want to be too graphic, here, but: Have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the commode had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another liter of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet.

After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep. The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, 'What if I spurt on Andy?' How do you apologize to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.

At the clinic I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked.

Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep. At first I was ticked off that I hadn't thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house.

When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist. I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere. I was seriously nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand.

There was music playing in the room, and I realized that the song was 'Dancing Queen' by Abba. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, 'Dancing Queen' has to be the least appropriate

'You want me to turn it up?' said Andy, from somewhere behind me.

'Ha ha,' I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like.

I have no idea. Really. I slept through it. One moment, Abba was shrieking 'Dancing Queen! Feel the beat from the tambourine' and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood. Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that it was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colors.

I have never been prouder of an internal organ.

Saturday Night Humor While We Wait Posted by Mot at TNT

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Mot:  A Little Girl Explains The Miracle Of Birth To Her Class, And It’s Absolutely.......

I’ve been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back.

Usually, show-and-tell is pretty tame. Kids bring in pet turtles, model airplanes, pictures of fish they catch, stuff like that. And I never, ever place any boundaries or limitations on them. If they want to lug it to school and talk about it, they’re welcome.

Well, one day this little girl, Erica, a very bright, very outgoing kid, takes her turn and waddles up to the front of the class with a pillow stuffed under her sweater. She holds up a snapshot of an infant. “This is Luke, my baby brother, and I’m going to tell you about his birthday.

First, Mommy and Daddy made him as a symbol of their love, and then Daddy put a seed in my mother’s stomach, and Luke grew in there. He ate for 9 months through an umbrella cord.” She’s standing there with her hands on the pillow, and I’m trying not to laugh and wishing I had a video camera rolling. The kids are watching her in amazement.

“Then, about two Saturdays ago, my mother starts going, ‘Oh, oh, oh!” Erica puts a hand behind her back and groans. “She walked around the house for, like an hour, “Oh, oh, oh!” Now this kid is doing this hysterical duck-walk, holding her back and groaning. “My father called the middle wife. She delivers babies, but she doesn’t have a sign on the car like the Domino’s man.

They got my mother to lay down in bed like this.” Erica lies down with her back against the wall. “And then, pop! My mother had this bag of water she kept in there in case he got thirsty, and it just blew up and spilled all over the bed, like psshhheew!”

The kid has her legs spread and with her little hands is miming water flowing away. It was too much!

“Then the middle wife starts going push, push, and breathe, breathe. They start counting, but they never even got past 10. Then, all of a sudden, out comes my brother. He was covered in yucky stuff they said was from the play-center, so there must be a lot of stuff inside there.”

Then Erica stood up, took a big theatrical bow and returned to her seat. I’m sure I applauded the loudest. Ever since then, if it’s show-and-tell day, I bring my camcorder – just in case another Erica comes along.

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Mot:  found his three children outside, still in their pajamas,

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard. The door of his wife’s car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.

Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger mess. A lamp had been knocked over, and the throw rug was wadded against one wall. In the front room the TV was loudly blaring a cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing. In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened. He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor. Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls.

As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel. She looked up at him, smiled, and asked how his day went. He looked at her bewildered and asked, ‘What happened here today?’

She again smiled and answered, “You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world I do all day?”

“Yes,” was his incredulous reply.

She answered, “Well, today I didn’t do it." 

Mot:  . His Dad Must of been Proud! – LOL 

Mot: . One of Those ""Raising the Wee Folks"" Truisms

Mot ... Those Little Rascals!!! ~~~~~

Humor While We Wait..and Wait.....and Wait Some More.....Posted by Mot at TNT

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Mot:  Hillbilly Moms Letter

Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.

Won't be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn't have to change their address.

 This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven't seen 'em since.

It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.

The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.

We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn't make the final payment on Grandma's funeral bill, up she comes.

About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether if it is a boy or girls so dont know if you are an Aunt or Uncle???

Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned.

We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup.

One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.

The other 2 drowned. They couldn't get the tailgate down.

 Not much more news this time.

 Nothing much happened. If you don't get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.

Love, Mom

P.S. - I was going to send you some spending money, but I had already sealed the envelope and mailed it.

Mot:  When Grandma goes to Court, 

Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand.

He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you."

The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'

She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney nearly died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,

"If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair."

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Mot:  . Why back in my day ~~~~~~eggs and TP

Mot:  I have so many questions……

Mot:  .. aaaahhhh YES!! -- getting that ""Forever"" Tattoo!!!  Before and after divoce

Mot: .. heeee heeeee heeeee -- Fooooled Ya - Huh!!! 

Friday Night "Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

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Mot:  This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.

A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM

Dear Diary,

For my birthday this year, My husband purchased  a week of personal training for me at the local health club.

Although I am still in great shape since being a high school football cheerleader 43 years ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.

Friends seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.

MONDAY:

Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god-- with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile. Woo Hoo!!
Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines..

I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!

Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
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TUESDAY:

I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door. Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it! My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile. His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT! It's a whole new life for me.
_______________________________

WEDNESDAY:

The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it. I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals.. Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.

Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members.. His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.

My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster. Why the heck would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?

Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life. He said some other c*** too.
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THURSDAY:

B***h***was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl. I couldn't help being a half an hour late-- it took me that long to tie my shoes.

He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom. He sent some skinny witch to find me.

Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine-- which I sank.
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FRIDAY:

I hate that demon Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic, little aerobic instructor. If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.

Christo wanted me to work on my triceps I don't have any triceps! And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the stupid barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.

The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher. Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?

SATURDAY:

Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today.

Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however,

I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel...
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SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over.

I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun-- like a root canal or a hysterectomy.

I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

Mot:  .. and Yet Another Great Dieting Tip - from ole ""Mot"" of Course!!

Mot:  . Ya Know - Sum of those folks at the gym are sumthun =- Huh!!

Mot:  Yeppers... A Marital Thingy!!!

Keep Believin' In The Unbelievable! by Dr. Dinar

From Recaps Archives:

Keep Believin' In The Unbelievable! by Dr. Dinar

Sheesh. They can put a man on the Moon. Or at least we think they can anyway.

Could've been Hollywood magicification for all we know.

Without a doubt the lighting situation was highly suspect.

But let's go ahead and give 'em the benefit of the doubt, just for the sake of discussion.

What we do know is they can put shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle.

Well, according to the label anyway.

Even if we're unable to see inside the bottle itself, that much we can see.

However, based on the results, it certainly appears we're being fed some serious misdisinfo.

Would the shampoo company intentionally deceive us?

Naw... they wouldn't do that.

Or would they.

The all-in-one results certainly aren't anything even close to those derived from implementing them in a two-step process. Shampoo first, then conditioner.

Matter of fact it almost feels (and looks) as if there's been no conditioner applied whatsoever.

Once again, we're left with two options. Believe or don't believe.

Moving on, let's go with something a bit more visible. Like a sandwich.

We know they can put peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.

How do we know that? Because we can see it.

Yes, thanks to something as simple as a clear glass jar, we're able to see the two key ingredients in all their swirlicious glory.

We know what Peanut Butter looks like. We know what Jelly looks like.

Especially when both are applied to two separate slices of bread.

Both easily recognizable, totally different colors as well as tastes.

So when you see them both swirlified in the same clear glass jar, it's pretty much a no-brainer.

No need to be a believer in the unseen, the evidence is unmistakably clear.

So it only stands to reason that if they can do all of those things, then why on Earth can't they get this GCR done.

Yeah, yeah, I get it. This is a biggie.

A never previously been attempted, once in anybody's lifetime, one for the history books, global sized event.

Yet, isn't that exactly why they assigned this task to only the most intelligent folks on the planet.

If it were up to me and my goal was to make this GCR thing happen, I know I would do everything possible to ensure I had assembled the best Team available. Wouldn't you?

Isn't that sort of Rule No.1, hire those more intelligent than yourself.

It only makes sense.

Keeping all that in mind, we also have endless amounts of trendsetting technology at our fingertips.

From talking clones to flying drones, without a doubt we're wise beyond on years.

And still, with all that at their disposal, they still can't seem to get this done.

We're constantly being told that they've been working on getting this thing done for the past fartoomany years.

However, with no visible proof, one can't help but begin to wonder if this thing truly is getting done.

As in making forward progress of any sort.

Not to point fingers but if any of us were to be appointed to a similar position, we'd have been fired long ago.

And rightfully so.

After all, you're hired for one reason. To do a job.

One job. Complete a desired task.

Basically, to git 'r done.

And I don't know about you but from where I stand, they ain't got it done.

Not yet anyway.

Close? Maybe. But done?? Not so much.

I don't care how many hundreds of times I hear "It's done... we're just waiting for the release."

Until they release it, it ain't done.

Until it's liquid and spendable, it ain't done.

Until I can buy groceries and pay the electric bill to keep those groceries cold in the fridge, it ain't done.

Until I can buy the groceries for the person behind me in the grocery store line, it ain't done.

So please, if you're one of those continually saying "It's done, but... .", please check to see how important that add-on but is.

I believe you'll come to find that one little but makes all the difference.

Which brings me back to my original thought.

That being if any of us were in charge of getting it done, regardless of what "it" is, yet we continually fell short in accomplishing our goal, we'd surely be excused from our place of employment.

And our replacement would be hired (or recharged, depending on if we were to be replaced by a Robot or not) post haste.

Hmmmmm... replacement. That's it!

What if we seek out replacements for whomever the heck it is that's responsible for completing this task.

Whomever's job it is to make this RV / GCR thing happen. To git 'r done.

The one's that don't appear to be getting it done. Yeah, them folks.

Would it be a group such as the A-Team, with all of their battle-hardened skills?

Or a bunch such as Charlie's Angels, with their super-stealthish abilities among their many attributes.

Surely they could get the job done.

And no, I didn't refer to any of them as Shirley.

Heck, at this point I wouldn't care if it was The Brady Bunch.

As long as we're assured they're on our side and want the best for humanity, I'm okay with it.

But wait. Let's think about this for a second.

What if I'm wr... wro... mistaken in my thought process.

What if the people assigned to completing this task actually do want it done.

What if they are in fact doing their very best to get it released.

What if they are indeed on the good side, wanting the best for humanity.

After a decade of feeling as if it's entirely possible we've been duped, I think it's only natural to be more than a bit skeptical.

To begin to question everything and everyone involved in this situation.

Especially when we're all too aware of the many folks that don't want this to happen.

Yet, at some point you have to have faith.

In both the people in charge as well as the ongoing process itself and the supposed progress being made towards completing the process.

Think about it. Doesn't matter how long you've been involved in this exchange endeavor, if you're anything like me, then you've yet to see any factual signs of progress.

After hearing words such as Article 140, the HCL Law, new Prime Minister seated, Erbil Arbil Gerbil ramblin' by our monitors for over a decade now, one becomes quite numb to all of that delirium.

Meaning all of the supposed results are just as intangible as the forward progression of the process itself.

As Bruce Springsteen often says, we're runnin' on empty, runnin' blind, unable to see any progress nor the process itself.

He must be a currency holder.

Come to think of it, looking back, hasn't it pretty much been that way since the very start.

Runnin' on faith, believing in the unbelievable.

For the most part none of us had ever been to Iraq.

Yet we were so anxious to connect with someone that had (or had a connection to someone that had) that we were easily swept up by people that continually made claims of having connections in places we could never have imagined.

Were we idiots for believing them? Hmmm... perhaps. Let's hope not.

Believers in the unbelievable? Without a doubt.

And who could blame us.

If you're going to get involved in anything like the RV/GCR and you refuse to believe in the unseen, I wish you all the luck in the world.

You're gonna need it.

This whole thing runs on the unverified and unseen.

Believing in the unbelievable is key to surviving this journey.

So at this point in the process we're pretty much stuck believing that the people in charge of this RV/GCR thing, whomever they may be, have only the best of intentions.

Believing that they're working with much more intelligence and knowledge than we tend to give them credit for.

Or at the very least hoping they are well aware of Google and aren't afraid to use it.

Who knows, they might be just like us.

Fed up with the seemingly endless broke Holiday Seasons and want this done and completed just as much as we do.

Perhaps even more.

Let's hope this is a season of miracles after all. (Christmas is just 4 months away!)

And let's hope our Christmas Bonus isn't just enrollment in another year of the RV/GCR "Rumor Of The Month" Club.

The global economy ain't got time for that.

And neither do we.

Hang in there folks and keep on believin' in the unbelievable.

Kindly,

Dr. Dinar

Disclaimer: Please consider everything in this post as my opinion. I’m not a professional Wealth Advisor, CPA, Tax Attorney, 'Rumor Of The Month' Club Salesman, etc.. I’m simply someone that chooses to believe in the unbelievable, including but not limited to, the possibility that they truly do want to get this thing done. Be sure to consult a professional for any financial decisions you make now and in the future.

"You know you are a Dinarian when"......From Recaps Archives

Any of these sound familiar???  From Dinar Recaps Archives- One of our favorites!!!!!

"You know you are a Dinarian when:"

...if you are typing your access code into your microwave.

...if you had to increase you minutes on you phone for the CC calls.

...you ordered 2 lops of ice cream

...you know all the mods names by their voices.

...ask for change in small denoms.

...know more about the Iraq budget then your own.

....wife calls " it's done" and you get disappointed when she was calling you for dinner.

...defend your favorite Guru when he is misses it for the 67th time.

"You know you are a Dinarian when:"

... going to the bathroom with your laptop and phone with the 6 digit number on the wall.

...you hold more Iraq Dinar the USD

....you have an indent in your head from your cell phone from CC calls.

You know you're a Dinarian when:

you skip an event because you have to stay by your computer for a conference call...

you are still on chat at 2:00 in the morning even though you have to get up at 6:00 for work...

you see a new bank program and consider the possibility it might be a scam...

you see a commercial for a high priced car, trip, etc... and you put it on your list of things to do post RV...

You know you're a Dinarian when:

all your DINAR friends answer the phone and say, "ARE WE RICH YET?".

1. When you are on the phone and tell your kids to be quiet and they respond "Are you on another CC?"

2. When you let your kids eat whatever they want because you are on a CC.

3. When you hear the word "RV" on the tv and jump to turn up the volume only to discover it is for the commerical "GO RVing"

4. Your first words to your spouse in the morning is..."Did it RV"

5. Your phone rings late at night and you about kill yourself jumping out of the bed to answer it.

(most of these are true from people I know)

...you put your cell on vibrate under your pillow so you don't miss the rv txt and won't wake anyone else if a wrong number

...you've pawned everything you have to keep a roof over your head and you're still shopping for luxury yachts online

...you've tried to get a collateralized loan from Chase using your dinar as the collateral

...when the Landlord served the eviction papers you asked if you could pay in dinars

...you lost the remote but it doesn't matter because you only watch one channel anymore...the news

...www.cbi.iq IS your homepage

...you have all the Iraqi holidays on a calendar, but not your anniversary or birthdays of your family

"You know you are a Dinarian when:

...You know what the word "Dinarian" means.

......when you eat two one pound bags of Twizzlers while listening to a CC that's a half hour long!

You know your a Dinarian when:

...all the numbers on your "friends and family" list are CC lines and bridges

...you save sticky notes with dozens of old pin numbers "just in case..."

...you know more about what's up with the people in chat than you do about your brother-in-law

...you think as you're paying for something about how many dinar you could buy instead

...you have no dining room anymore - you have a "command post"

...you know so much about geo-political events and intrigue your mom is beginning to think you work for the CIA

....when you can convert any amount of money to the GBP in your head

....when you've talked about millions of dollars with your spouse so much it's beginning to not feel like a lot of money

You know your a Dinarian when .......

you are on vacation in a cabin where there is no cell phone usage and you get in the car and drive up the mountain at night to find a spot where the cell phone works to LISTEN TO THE CONFERENCE CALL !!!

When you know the Bagdad time zone better than your own

When you automaticaly convert prices to dinar notes

You know you are a Dinarian if:

You hope it RV's before you sell your litter to keep one or two...three....

If you dropped your iphone in the toilet bowl while listening to a CC.

If you think it is Monday Noon call time but it is actually Thursday.

You want to name your pet Okie

Your body is on Iraqi Time not Central Time.

You know more about Iraq history than the US history.

When hearing Okie's voice several times and are convinced he's really Trace Adkins!! Oh wait, I guess that's just me...hee hee

You know you are a Dinarian when :

You have at the bottom of ALL your (send) Text says "GO RV"!!

You sleep with your phone

You speak fluent Arabish (translated Arabic)

When people ask how you are....yoou answer..."SuperFantastic

You know you're a Dinarian when :

you have been job hunting forever, your bills are past due, you've trimmed your budget more tightly than you thought possible, and can't remember the last time you bought anything anywhere but Walmart....but you're still more cheerful and optimistic and faithful than your friends who are still living their "regular" lives.

You know you are a Dinarian when the joke in the house from the family when a fellow dinarian calls and the family shouts out "it is going to happen in the next 24-48 hours and laughs!"

...Your family members shake their heads when they walk into the room and see you wearing two set of headphones: one to listen to the Bull on your computer and one to listen to a cc on your phone. I guess the worst part of this is that you don't see anything strange about this.

...Your lunch hour is scheduled around Monday's, Wednesday's, and Friday's cc's.

...You have various chat rooms minimized on your work computer so that you can "check in" every couple of minutes.
.
When one becomes numb to the term 'INTEL.'

When the only things you care to read or hear about in any call or post is, "RV", the "RATE", and at which banks "EXCHANGE IS IN PROGRESS."

When your kids say "is that Frank talking?"

When you question your investment and a random occurrence such as this occurs while at the J. O. B.

............you have a puppy or kitten (or pet of any kind) named "ARVIE"......

I've turned off the air conditioning because I'm invited to a party with food and drink. But i can't leave cause i have to check the web site one more time!

Many of the above plus....

1. you are in school....but you have your ear phones on so you can listen to the conference call at 1 EST on your computer

2. Your favorites on your computer is all dinar websites

3. You are at dinner with friends and you hear people talking about RV and you listen......they were just talking about a trip.

4. Your grandchild has asked you many times what is an RV

When you are on the phone and tell your kids to be quiet and they respond "Are you on another CC?"

LOL..... 1 & 2, too funny!!!! I can relate many times over!! Lol
  
you have reoccuring dinarian dreams...

You check each am to see if Dinar Sites are still up.

. Your collecting house plans and homes for sale.

 You are looking at new motor homes instead of used.

LG:  OMG ... I can relate to almost all of this. This is bad I tell you bad!!! I am on email lists, text lists, cbi IS my homepage (for now used to be facebook ... LOL). I sleep with my phone. My friends call me and if it's friends who have Dinar that is our whole conversation. On and on and on ... I could list a few more!!! We are all in a class of our own!!! I am happy to be a part of the Dinar world!!! I admit I am a full blood Dinarian! LOL

What a journey! I can envision the books which will be written about the herd mentality we have all fallen victim to these past many months. after assurances that "its done, there is nothing more to be done, and after the debt discussions, we will finally have RV"

The Words I never want o hear again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 " 24 to 48 hrs"
"what's the pin #"
"it's done"
"we're here"
"are we having a call"
"are we rich yet"

Stay grounded......
just heard from one of my sources........
Don't forget "cashin tomorrow"
Nuff said!!!
I heard it from a reliable source....
I went to my bank today......

"I know you can't say.....but.......do you have a rate or a date?"
this is my bank story- when I was at the bank today =the ???
Boots on the ground
intel
guru
I can't tell you why I know it...

I don't want to throw you under the bus, but...
I've heard a lot of stuff I can share with you...
The dirty four letter word SOON!
I'm just the messenger....

Ha ha ha ha ha! I love those phrases! What do u think keeps us in this game!
Oh and u dont even want to hear the rate. Cant forget that one! Lol
Smoke and mirrors
The biggest one though is its Done.
The RV rollercoaster
The friend of a friend's brother's sister's mother's cousin has a friend....

Dinar Guru
Dinar site wars....(just make the RV happen)
Alphabet groups
It will happen Sunday night...If not then Monday morning...Tuesday thru Thursday looks good....Friday by close of business! Hey look it's Sunday again!
"stay grounded"

How about that other four letter word that was around : SOOM..........
and we will meet on the shores of Hawaii........
How about "Don't go buying reserves now,"
I will hate the Annie song, "Tomorrow"
but I will always play the anthem "FIRED UP" when I think of our government.
Oh, and how about, "my source is so high he tickles God's feet.........

Oh and........DON'T DRINK THE KOOLAID!!!!!!! even if it comes with an umbrella in a pineapple!
That lady's voice on the free conference call when you dial in for a call.
Treat this as long term
Stay grounded
Cautiously optimistic
Here's my bank story...
it's done
Nuff said

The President signed off on it,
tied to GDP,
This is the largest transfer of wealth since Jews came out of Egypt,
the lower denoms have been released,
security ministers have/have not been chosen/seated,
99.99999999%,
tomorrow,
groundhog weekend,
rate locked and loaded,
LOL, love it ..press *6 to mute

my top three:
1. Monday
2. Soon
3. Tomorrow

99.99999% sure.
Under the Bus.
Lop, no Lop
We are here
"Confirmation on the information"
I can't tell you my sources but.....
A friend of my __________ friend said that......
Gooooooooooooo RV!
We don't do rates or dates.
How about "I can't tell you what my source just told me, but you are gonna love it!!!"

SoBlessed:  "Signs You May Be A Dinarian Addict"

Thought this was funny when I found it.

1. You just tried to enter your KTFA  password on the microwave.

2. You chat several times a day with people from all over the world about IMF and BIS , but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.                                                                                                          

3. You pull up in your driveway and use your cell phone to check the Dinar sites before you go in your house.                    

4. You buy a new computer and a week later it is clogged with Dinar bookmarks.                                                  

5. Cleaning up the bedroom room means you have to put your Dinar away.                                                          

6. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not belong to the same Dinar blogs.            

7. You consider second-day air delivery of your Dinar painfully slow.                                                                                      
8. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check the Dinar websites before going back to bed.                              
9. You get up in morning and go online to your favorite Dinar site before having your coffee and getting dressed                

10. You're reading this now!                                                                                                                                           

11. You relate so much you feel compelled to respond with more of your own !!! --

Newhope: When you get a text in the middle if the night you jump out of bed like a gymnast because you think it's THE RV text.... And you need to be ready for speed dialing the 800 numbers... Lol

Mr.Bob:  OMG and i thought i was the only one lol...

GBT:  and if you named your dog, Dinar and your Siamese Cat, Dong

"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

Mot:  Kid Writes A Letter Home After Joining The Marines.

This Kid Writes A Letter Home After Joining The Marines. This is gold!

By Jessica Jones

Their kid joined the marines and the parents were anticipating a letter in order to know how their child was doing. When they finally received one it quickly went viral. This is definitely a must read!

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there’s warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It’s no wonder these city boys can’t walk much.

We go on “route marches,” which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it’s not my place to tell him different. A “route march” is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don’t bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don’t know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don’t move, and it ain’t shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don’t even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain’t like fighting with that ole bull at home. I’m about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I’m only 5’6″ and 130 pounds and he’s 6’8″ and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Alice

**************

 Mot:  Yawn!! -- Looking at the Time! - Sure Glad I finded This un! 

Mot:  ... Gunna Use this - Over and Over and Over 

Mot:  . ..... heeee heeeee heeeeee --- sshhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mot: .. oooooh the excitment when Ya Season!!!

Mot: ... and what the Future Holds fer Ya!!! ~~~~

Awake-In-3D: Historical GCR Comics – Action Jackson and MacGuyver Tasked with Triggering the RV/GCR

Historical GCR Comics – Action Jackson and MacGuyver Tasked with Triggering the RV/GCR

On  July 9, 2023  By  Awake-In-3D

In  GCR Comics

The year is late 2014 in GCR-Land Time:

The RV and NESARA have been delayed past the promised back wall of the Black Friday super-shopping day in the United States.

Note: the expanded term “GESARA” had not yet come onto the scene in RV/GCR vernacular.

This was incredibly disappointing in Dinar-Land since the major Intel Gurus of the time had all promised us a very good pre-christmas, Black Friday shopping spree using IQD exchange proceeds.

As Christmas 2014 was fast approaching – with no 1-800 Exchange Center Appointments in sight – the Chinese Elders decided to call in the world’s best action heroes to help push the infamous RV Button before the 2015 New Year. This was vitally important to accomplish since it was the unique time of year when the Saint Germaine Global Trust was going to re-open to fund the Prosperity Packages and Farm Claims.

None other than Superstar Carl “Action Jackson” Weathers answered the call of the Elders.

Yet, little did he realize that the Royal-Elder GCR Committee also called in another action superstar to assist in this perilous mission… it was none other than that legendary “Swiss Knife” of humanity, Richard Dean Anderson. Also known as MacGuyver!

[Of course this was before MacGuyver was sent off with the Stargate SG-1 team in order to retrieve the all powerful Extraterrestrial QFS (Quantum Financial System) technology that was stolen by the Goa’uld System Lords. But this is a story for another time…]

So let’s check in on our GCR Heroes during those fateful days in late 2014…

Alas, never did we receive our 1-800 Exchange Center Appointment during those exciting times back in 2014/2015…

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