Keep Believin' In The Unbelievable! by Dr. Dinar

From Recaps Archives:

Keep Believin' In The Unbelievable! by Dr. Dinar

Sheesh. They can put a man on the Moon. Or at least we think they can anyway.

Could've been Hollywood magicification for all we know.

Without a doubt the lighting situation was highly suspect.

But let's go ahead and give 'em the benefit of the doubt, just for the sake of discussion.

What we do know is they can put shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle.

Well, according to the label anyway.

Even if we're unable to see inside the bottle itself, that much we can see.

However, based on the results, it certainly appears we're being fed some serious misdisinfo.

Would the shampoo company intentionally deceive us?

Naw... they wouldn't do that.

Or would they.

The all-in-one results certainly aren't anything even close to those derived from implementing them in a two-step process. Shampoo first, then conditioner.

Matter of fact it almost feels (and looks) as if there's been no conditioner applied whatsoever.

Once again, we're left with two options. Believe or don't believe.

Moving on, let's go with something a bit more visible. Like a sandwich.

We know they can put peanut butter and jelly in the same jar.

How do we know that? Because we can see it.

Yes, thanks to something as simple as a clear glass jar, we're able to see the two key ingredients in all their swirlicious glory.

We know what Peanut Butter looks like. We know what Jelly looks like.

Especially when both are applied to two separate slices of bread.

Both easily recognizable, totally different colors as well as tastes.

So when you see them both swirlified in the same clear glass jar, it's pretty much a no-brainer.

No need to be a believer in the unseen, the evidence is unmistakably clear.

So it only stands to reason that if they can do all of those things, then why on Earth can't they get this GCR done.

Yeah, yeah, I get it. This is a biggie.

A never previously been attempted, once in anybody's lifetime, one for the history books, global sized event.

Yet, isn't that exactly why they assigned this task to only the most intelligent folks on the planet.

If it were up to me and my goal was to make this GCR thing happen, I know I would do everything possible to ensure I had assembled the best Team available. Wouldn't you?

Isn't that sort of Rule No.1, hire those more intelligent than yourself.

It only makes sense.

Keeping all that in mind, we also have endless amounts of trendsetting technology at our fingertips.

From talking clones to flying drones, without a doubt we're wise beyond on years.

And still, with all that at their disposal, they still can't seem to get this done.

We're constantly being told that they've been working on getting this thing done for the past fartoomany years.

However, with no visible proof, one can't help but begin to wonder if this thing truly is getting done.

As in making forward progress of any sort.

Not to point fingers but if any of us were to be appointed to a similar position, we'd have been fired long ago.

And rightfully so.

After all, you're hired for one reason. To do a job.

One job. Complete a desired task.

Basically, to git 'r done.

And I don't know about you but from where I stand, they ain't got it done.

Not yet anyway.

Close? Maybe. But done?? Not so much.

I don't care how many hundreds of times I hear "It's done... we're just waiting for the release."

Until they release it, it ain't done.

Until it's liquid and spendable, it ain't done.

Until I can buy groceries and pay the electric bill to keep those groceries cold in the fridge, it ain't done.

Until I can buy the groceries for the person behind me in the grocery store line, it ain't done.

So please, if you're one of those continually saying "It's done, but... .", please check to see how important that add-on but is.

I believe you'll come to find that one little but makes all the difference.

Which brings me back to my original thought.

That being if any of us were in charge of getting it done, regardless of what "it" is, yet we continually fell short in accomplishing our goal, we'd surely be excused from our place of employment.

And our replacement would be hired (or recharged, depending on if we were to be replaced by a Robot or not) post haste.

Hmmmmm... replacement. That's it!

What if we seek out replacements for whomever the heck it is that's responsible for completing this task.

Whomever's job it is to make this RV / GCR thing happen. To git 'r done.

The one's that don't appear to be getting it done. Yeah, them folks.

Would it be a group such as the A-Team, with all of their battle-hardened skills?

Or a bunch such as Charlie's Angels, with their super-stealthish abilities among their many attributes.

Surely they could get the job done.

And no, I didn't refer to any of them as Shirley.

Heck, at this point I wouldn't care if it was The Brady Bunch.

As long as we're assured they're on our side and want the best for humanity, I'm okay with it.

But wait. Let's think about this for a second.

What if I'm wr... wro... mistaken in my thought process.

What if the people assigned to completing this task actually do want it done.

What if they are in fact doing their very best to get it released.

What if they are indeed on the good side, wanting the best for humanity.

After a decade of feeling as if it's entirely possible we've been duped, I think it's only natural to be more than a bit skeptical.

To begin to question everything and everyone involved in this situation.

Especially when we're all too aware of the many folks that don't want this to happen.

Yet, at some point you have to have faith.

In both the people in charge as well as the ongoing process itself and the supposed progress being made towards completing the process.

Think about it. Doesn't matter how long you've been involved in this exchange endeavor, if you're anything like me, then you've yet to see any factual signs of progress.

After hearing words such as Article 140, the HCL Law, new Prime Minister seated, Erbil Arbil Gerbil ramblin' by our monitors for over a decade now, one becomes quite numb to all of that delirium.

Meaning all of the supposed results are just as intangible as the forward progression of the process itself.

As Bruce Springsteen often says, we're runnin' on empty, runnin' blind, unable to see any progress nor the process itself.

He must be a currency holder.

Come to think of it, looking back, hasn't it pretty much been that way since the very start.

Runnin' on faith, believing in the unbelievable.

For the most part none of us had ever been to Iraq.

Yet we were so anxious to connect with someone that had (or had a connection to someone that had) that we were easily swept up by people that continually made claims of having connections in places we could never have imagined.

Were we idiots for believing them? Hmmm... perhaps. Let's hope not.

Believers in the unbelievable? Without a doubt.

And who could blame us.

If you're going to get involved in anything like the RV/GCR and you refuse to believe in the unseen, I wish you all the luck in the world.

You're gonna need it.

This whole thing runs on the unverified and unseen.

Believing in the unbelievable is key to surviving this journey.

So at this point in the process we're pretty much stuck believing that the people in charge of this RV/GCR thing, whomever they may be, have only the best of intentions.

Believing that they're working with much more intelligence and knowledge than we tend to give them credit for.

Or at the very least hoping they are well aware of Google and aren't afraid to use it.

Who knows, they might be just like us.

Fed up with the seemingly endless broke Holiday Seasons and want this done and completed just as much as we do.

Perhaps even more.

Let's hope this is a season of miracles after all. (Christmas is just 4 months away!)

And let's hope our Christmas Bonus isn't just enrollment in another year of the RV/GCR "Rumor Of The Month" Club.

The global economy ain't got time for that.

And neither do we.

Hang in there folks and keep on believin' in the unbelievable.

Kindly,

Dr. Dinar

Disclaimer: Please consider everything in this post as my opinion. I’m not a professional Wealth Advisor, CPA, Tax Attorney, 'Rumor Of The Month' Club Salesman, etc.. I’m simply someone that chooses to believe in the unbelievable, including but not limited to, the possibility that they truly do want to get this thing done. Be sure to consult a professional for any financial decisions you make now and in the future.

"You know you are a Dinarian when"......From Recaps Archives

Any of these sound familiar???  From Dinar Recaps Archives- One of our favorites!!!!!

"You know you are a Dinarian when:"

...if you are typing your access code into your microwave.

...if you had to increase you minutes on you phone for the CC calls.

...you ordered 2 lops of ice cream

...you know all the mods names by their voices.

...ask for change in small denoms.

...know more about the Iraq budget then your own.

....wife calls " it's done" and you get disappointed when she was calling you for dinner.

...defend your favorite Guru when he is misses it for the 67th time.

"You know you are a Dinarian when:"

... going to the bathroom with your laptop and phone with the 6 digit number on the wall.

...you hold more Iraq Dinar the USD

....you have an indent in your head from your cell phone from CC calls.

You know you're a Dinarian when:

you skip an event because you have to stay by your computer for a conference call...

you are still on chat at 2:00 in the morning even though you have to get up at 6:00 for work...

you see a new bank program and consider the possibility it might be a scam...

you see a commercial for a high priced car, trip, etc... and you put it on your list of things to do post RV...

You know you're a Dinarian when:

all your DINAR friends answer the phone and say, "ARE WE RICH YET?".

1. When you are on the phone and tell your kids to be quiet and they respond "Are you on another CC?"

2. When you let your kids eat whatever they want because you are on a CC.

3. When you hear the word "RV" on the tv and jump to turn up the volume only to discover it is for the commerical "GO RVing"

4. Your first words to your spouse in the morning is..."Did it RV"

5. Your phone rings late at night and you about kill yourself jumping out of the bed to answer it.

(most of these are true from people I know)

...you put your cell on vibrate under your pillow so you don't miss the rv txt and won't wake anyone else if a wrong number

...you've pawned everything you have to keep a roof over your head and you're still shopping for luxury yachts online

...you've tried to get a collateralized loan from Chase using your dinar as the collateral

...when the Landlord served the eviction papers you asked if you could pay in dinars

...you lost the remote but it doesn't matter because you only watch one channel anymore...the news

...www.cbi.iq IS your homepage

...you have all the Iraqi holidays on a calendar, but not your anniversary or birthdays of your family

"You know you are a Dinarian when:

...You know what the word "Dinarian" means.

......when you eat two one pound bags of Twizzlers while listening to a CC that's a half hour long!

You know your a Dinarian when:

...all the numbers on your "friends and family" list are CC lines and bridges

...you save sticky notes with dozens of old pin numbers "just in case..."

...you know more about what's up with the people in chat than you do about your brother-in-law

...you think as you're paying for something about how many dinar you could buy instead

...you have no dining room anymore - you have a "command post"

...you know so much about geo-political events and intrigue your mom is beginning to think you work for the CIA

....when you can convert any amount of money to the GBP in your head

....when you've talked about millions of dollars with your spouse so much it's beginning to not feel like a lot of money

You know your a Dinarian when .......

you are on vacation in a cabin where there is no cell phone usage and you get in the car and drive up the mountain at night to find a spot where the cell phone works to LISTEN TO THE CONFERENCE CALL !!!

When you know the Bagdad time zone better than your own

When you automaticaly convert prices to dinar notes

You know you are a Dinarian if:

You hope it RV's before you sell your litter to keep one or two...three....

If you dropped your iphone in the toilet bowl while listening to a CC.

If you think it is Monday Noon call time but it is actually Thursday.

You want to name your pet Okie

Your body is on Iraqi Time not Central Time.

You know more about Iraq history than the US history.

When hearing Okie's voice several times and are convinced he's really Trace Adkins!! Oh wait, I guess that's just me...hee hee

You know you are a Dinarian when :

You have at the bottom of ALL your (send) Text says "GO RV"!!

You sleep with your phone

You speak fluent Arabish (translated Arabic)

When people ask how you are....yoou answer..."SuperFantastic

You know you're a Dinarian when :

you have been job hunting forever, your bills are past due, you've trimmed your budget more tightly than you thought possible, and can't remember the last time you bought anything anywhere but Walmart....but you're still more cheerful and optimistic and faithful than your friends who are still living their "regular" lives.

You know you are a Dinarian when the joke in the house from the family when a fellow dinarian calls and the family shouts out "it is going to happen in the next 24-48 hours and laughs!"

...Your family members shake their heads when they walk into the room and see you wearing two set of headphones: one to listen to the Bull on your computer and one to listen to a cc on your phone. I guess the worst part of this is that you don't see anything strange about this.

...Your lunch hour is scheduled around Monday's, Wednesday's, and Friday's cc's.

...You have various chat rooms minimized on your work computer so that you can "check in" every couple of minutes.
.
When one becomes numb to the term 'INTEL.'

When the only things you care to read or hear about in any call or post is, "RV", the "RATE", and at which banks "EXCHANGE IS IN PROGRESS."

When your kids say "is that Frank talking?"

When you question your investment and a random occurrence such as this occurs while at the J. O. B.

............you have a puppy or kitten (or pet of any kind) named "ARVIE"......

I've turned off the air conditioning because I'm invited to a party with food and drink. But i can't leave cause i have to check the web site one more time!

Many of the above plus....

1. you are in school....but you have your ear phones on so you can listen to the conference call at 1 EST on your computer

2. Your favorites on your computer is all dinar websites

3. You are at dinner with friends and you hear people talking about RV and you listen......they were just talking about a trip.

4. Your grandchild has asked you many times what is an RV

When you are on the phone and tell your kids to be quiet and they respond "Are you on another CC?"

LOL..... 1 & 2, too funny!!!! I can relate many times over!! Lol
  
you have reoccuring dinarian dreams...

You check each am to see if Dinar Sites are still up.

. Your collecting house plans and homes for sale.

 You are looking at new motor homes instead of used.

LG:  OMG ... I can relate to almost all of this. This is bad I tell you bad!!! I am on email lists, text lists, cbi IS my homepage (for now used to be facebook ... LOL). I sleep with my phone. My friends call me and if it's friends who have Dinar that is our whole conversation. On and on and on ... I could list a few more!!! We are all in a class of our own!!! I am happy to be a part of the Dinar world!!! I admit I am a full blood Dinarian! LOL

What a journey! I can envision the books which will be written about the herd mentality we have all fallen victim to these past many months. after assurances that "its done, there is nothing more to be done, and after the debt discussions, we will finally have RV"

The Words I never want o hear again!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 " 24 to 48 hrs"
"what's the pin #"
"it's done"
"we're here"
"are we having a call"
"are we rich yet"

Stay grounded......
just heard from one of my sources........
Don't forget "cashin tomorrow"
Nuff said!!!
I heard it from a reliable source....
I went to my bank today......

"I know you can't say.....but.......do you have a rate or a date?"
this is my bank story- when I was at the bank today =the ???
Boots on the ground
intel
guru
I can't tell you why I know it...

I don't want to throw you under the bus, but...
I've heard a lot of stuff I can share with you...
The dirty four letter word SOON!
I'm just the messenger....

Ha ha ha ha ha! I love those phrases! What do u think keeps us in this game!
Oh and u dont even want to hear the rate. Cant forget that one! Lol
Smoke and mirrors
The biggest one though is its Done.
The RV rollercoaster
The friend of a friend's brother's sister's mother's cousin has a friend....

Dinar Guru
Dinar site wars....(just make the RV happen)
Alphabet groups
It will happen Sunday night...If not then Monday morning...Tuesday thru Thursday looks good....Friday by close of business! Hey look it's Sunday again!
"stay grounded"

How about that other four letter word that was around : SOOM..........
and we will meet on the shores of Hawaii........
How about "Don't go buying reserves now,"
I will hate the Annie song, "Tomorrow"
but I will always play the anthem "FIRED UP" when I think of our government.
Oh, and how about, "my source is so high he tickles God's feet.........

Oh and........DON'T DRINK THE KOOLAID!!!!!!! even if it comes with an umbrella in a pineapple!
That lady's voice on the free conference call when you dial in for a call.
Treat this as long term
Stay grounded
Cautiously optimistic
Here's my bank story...
it's done
Nuff said

The President signed off on it,
tied to GDP,
This is the largest transfer of wealth since Jews came out of Egypt,
the lower denoms have been released,
security ministers have/have not been chosen/seated,
99.99999999%,
tomorrow,
groundhog weekend,
rate locked and loaded,
LOL, love it ..press *6 to mute

my top three:
1. Monday
2. Soon
3. Tomorrow

99.99999% sure.
Under the Bus.
Lop, no Lop
We are here
"Confirmation on the information"
I can't tell you my sources but.....
A friend of my __________ friend said that......
Gooooooooooooo RV!
We don't do rates or dates.
How about "I can't tell you what my source just told me, but you are gonna love it!!!"

SoBlessed:  "Signs You May Be A Dinarian Addict"

Thought this was funny when I found it.

1. You just tried to enter your KTFA  password on the microwave.

2. You chat several times a day with people from all over the world about IMF and BIS , but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.                                                                                                          

3. You pull up in your driveway and use your cell phone to check the Dinar sites before you go in your house.                    

4. You buy a new computer and a week later it is clogged with Dinar bookmarks.                                                  

5. Cleaning up the bedroom room means you have to put your Dinar away.                                                          

6. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not belong to the same Dinar blogs.            

7. You consider second-day air delivery of your Dinar painfully slow.                                                                                      
8. You wake up at 2am to go to the bathroom and check the Dinar websites before going back to bed.                              
9. You get up in morning and go online to your favorite Dinar site before having your coffee and getting dressed                

10. You're reading this now!                                                                                                                                           

11. You relate so much you feel compelled to respond with more of your own !!! --

Newhope: When you get a text in the middle if the night you jump out of bed like a gymnast because you think it's THE RV text.... And you need to be ready for speed dialing the 800 numbers... Lol

Mr.Bob:  OMG and i thought i was the only one lol...

GBT:  and if you named your dog, Dinar and your Siamese Cat, Dong

"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

Mot:  Kid Writes A Letter Home After Joining The Marines.

This Kid Writes A Letter Home After Joining The Marines. This is gold!

By Jessica Jones

Their kid joined the marines and the parents were anticipating a letter in order to know how their child was doing. When they finally received one it quickly went viral. This is definitely a must read!

Dear Ma and Pa:

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there’s warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It’s no wonder these city boys can’t walk much.

We go on “route marches,” which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it’s not my place to tell him different. A “route march” is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don’t bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don’t know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don’t move, and it ain’t shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don’t even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain’t like fighting with that ole bull at home. I’m about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I’m only 5’6″ and 130 pounds and he’s 6’8″ and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Alice

**************

 Mot:  Yawn!! -- Looking at the Time! - Sure Glad I finded This un! 

Mot:  ... Gunna Use this - Over and Over and Over 

Mot:  . ..... heeee heeeee heeeeee --- sshhhhhhhhhhhhh

Mot: .. oooooh the excitment when Ya Season!!!

Mot: ... and what the Future Holds fer Ya!!! ~~~~

Awake-In-3D: Historical GCR Comics – Action Jackson and MacGuyver Tasked with Triggering the RV/GCR

Historical GCR Comics – Action Jackson and MacGuyver Tasked with Triggering the RV/GCR

On  July 9, 2023  By  Awake-In-3D

In  GCR Comics

The year is late 2014 in GCR-Land Time:

The RV and NESARA have been delayed past the promised back wall of the Black Friday super-shopping day in the United States.

Note: the expanded term “GESARA” had not yet come onto the scene in RV/GCR vernacular.

This was incredibly disappointing in Dinar-Land since the major Intel Gurus of the time had all promised us a very good pre-christmas, Black Friday shopping spree using IQD exchange proceeds.

As Christmas 2014 was fast approaching – with no 1-800 Exchange Center Appointments in sight – the Chinese Elders decided to call in the world’s best action heroes to help push the infamous RV Button before the 2015 New Year. This was vitally important to accomplish since it was the unique time of year when the Saint Germaine Global Trust was going to re-open to fund the Prosperity Packages and Farm Claims.

None other than Superstar Carl “Action Jackson” Weathers answered the call of the Elders.

Yet, little did he realize that the Royal-Elder GCR Committee also called in another action superstar to assist in this perilous mission… it was none other than that legendary “Swiss Knife” of humanity, Richard Dean Anderson. Also known as MacGuyver!

[Of course this was before MacGuyver was sent off with the Stargate SG-1 team in order to retrieve the all powerful Extraterrestrial QFS (Quantum Financial System) technology that was stolen by the Goa’uld System Lords. But this is a story for another time…]

So let’s check in on our GCR Heroes during those fateful days in late 2014…

Alas, never did we receive our 1-800 Exchange Center Appointment during those exciting times back in 2014/2015…

Ai3D Website: Ai3D.blog
Ai3D on Telegram: GCR_RealTimeNews
Ai3D on Twitter: @Real_AwakeIn3D

https://ai3d.blog/historical-gcr-comics-action-jackson-and-macguyver-tasked-with-triggering-the-rv-gcr/

Awake-In-3D: GCR Comics: Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday and Clint Eastwood Decide to Exchange IQD/VND in Reno

Awake-In-3D: 

GCR Comics: Wyatt Earp, Doc Holliday and Clint Eastwood Decide to Exchange IQD/VND in Reno

On July 4, 2023

By Awake-In-3D

RV/GCR Circa 2014: The internet continues to report that the RV and exchange of the IQD and VND is “imminent”. Then we are told that the “back wall” date for our exchange appointments has been delayed because of Contract Rate issues in Reno between the Chinese Elders and the Federal Reserve Bank.

However, some western characters have become very tired of waiting and decide to take matters into their own hands…

With the FED Banksters now cleared out of Reno by our heroic GCR Posse Forces, Exchange Centers were still unable to begin exchange appointments via the infamous “800 Numbers“.

This required a new type of ACTION effort to move the RV/GCR into motion…

TO BE CONTINUED…

• Awake-In-3D Website: Ai3D GCR RealTimeNews

• I’m on Telegram: GCR_RealTimeNews

• I’m on Twitter: @Real_AwakeIn3D

https://ai3d.blog/gcr-comics-wyatt-earp-doc-holliday-and-clint-eastwood-decide-to-exchange-iqd-vnd-in-reno/

"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

TNT:

Mot:  Three Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman.

So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser." "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that."

Puzzled, the Englishman walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a loser, and he didn't care." The second Englishman remarked, "You just don't know how to set him off...watch and learn."

So, the second Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was lying, cheating, idiotic, low-life scum!" "Oh really, hmm, didn't know that." Shocked beyond belief, the Englishman went back to his buddies. "You're right. He's unshakable!"

The third Englishman remarked, "Boys, I'll really tick him off... just watch." So the third Englishman walked over to the Irishman, tapped hi m on the shoulder and said, "I hear St. Patrick was an Englishman!" "Yeah, that's what your buddies were trying to tell me."

Mot:  ...... Trust Me - its a Marital Thingy!!! ~~~~ 

Mot:  ... Yet another ""Relationship Tip"" from Mot of Course!! ~~~

Mot:  . Trying Again to Make a Salad! - Its Tough!! ~~~~

Mot:  ... Dude! - Save This fer When She Grows Up!!!

Mot:  When ""Enough is Enough"" - More Tips acoming frum ole ""Mot""

Sabickford's "Greatest Hits" From Recaps Archives

Sabickford’s “Greatest Hits” 

I'm not saying it's hot outside but two Hobbits just threw a ring into my backyard

Warning- going to sleep on Sunday will cause Monday

I want to start juicing but I'm hesitant, I don't know how to juice Tacos

I've finally lost my mind. If found Don't bother to return it. It wasn't working properly anyway.

For the first time in forever, I decided to go shoot some pool tonight. You should have seen the look on the face of those swimmers.

Money cannot buy happiness, but it’s more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than on a bicycle.

I had My Wife Begging to me the other night - She was on her knees Begging - She Said Please come out from under the Bed and Fight Like A Man

I only do what the voices in my wife's head tell her to tell me to do…

Chinese proverb: "Man who want nurse for girlfriend must be patient"

Women spend more time wondering what men are thinking than men spend thinking.

There may be no excuse for laziness, but I'm still looking.

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.

I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.

I'm great at multi-tasking - I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.

Tomorrow is "National Take Your Flask To Work Day!" I just made that up. Tell the Others,

I was born with my heart on my sleeve, a fire in my soul, and a mouth I can't control

Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you

It's ok to swallow your pride, You won't gain a pound

Inside me is a thin man trying to get out…I usually shut him up with chocolate.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Right before I die I'm going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.

I hate it when the voices in my heads go Silent… I never know what they are planning.

How many boxes of these Thin Mints do I have to eat before I start seeing results?

Wouldn't it be really fun if breast implants came with Squeaky toys inside them?

I'm not so sure about an inner child, but I have an inner idiot that surfaces from now and then.

Nothing Says 'I HATE YOU" like giving someone's Kid a Drum Set

TEENAGERS tired of being harassed by your parents? ACT NOW move out, get a job, and Pay your own way , QUICK while you still know everything!

A State trooper was asked on a Exam "What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?" In the Blank he put "Call for Backup!!!"

The cashier said Strip down, facing me. How was I to know she meant my debit card?

To All Trolls - So tell me.. Is your butt aware that you head had moved in?

When people cut you down or talk behind your back remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you.

You're not drunk until you have to grab onto the grass to keep from falling off the earth.

Sometimes life bites you in the Butt. Thankfully I have enough padding there to take the hit.

I sometimes put a sticky note on someone's car saying "Sorry for the Damage" . It's kind of funny watching them look for the damage.

Be the reason someone smiles today! Or the reason they drink. Whatever works.

I need a part-time job that pays $30,000 a week.

My brain is experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by…

Don't they already have enough comedians in Politics?

Karma is like a rubber band. You can only stretch it so far before it comes back and SMACKS you in the face.

Never water yourself down just because someone can't handle you 100 proof

A police office came to my house and asked me where I was between 5 & 6. He seemed annoyed when I answered 'Kindergarten"

The more you weigh the harder you are to kidnap. Stay Safe - Eat cake.

I'm 100% sure I called shotgun, while you were shoving me in the back. Yea I realize I'm being arrested but the rules of shotgun are pretty clear, Man.

I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you need to be 'Saved" or you will "Burn". Stupid Firemen

I started on a new diet. It's called the "I have $10 until Friday" diet

Not one drop of my self worth depends on your acceptance of me

If procrastination was an Olympic Sport, I'd compete in it later.

I Think my problem is that I have really Fantastic bad ideas

I stopped explaining myself when I realized people only understand from their level of perception.

Don't believe all the rumors you hear about me, the truth is much worse.

Old People at weddings always poke me and say "You're Next!" So I started doing the same thing to them at Funerals.

I Hate Tacos! Said No Juan Ever

I have been putting a lot of thought into it and I don't think being an adult will work for me.

Sometimes the first steps to forgiveness is understanding the other person is an idiot.

I hate the term "Crazy" - I Prefer Happy with Benefits.

When I was a kid you didn't have to say "Don't Try This At Home!" Because we weren't complete morons back then.

I believe that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise

When does Hibernation start because I am 100% participating in that.

The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years without a brain has given hope to many people.

Insanity is Hereditary. You get it from your kids.

I'm not much on Seizing the Day, I just poke at it with a stick.

I swear some people need a stamp on their forehead saying "DON"T REPRODUCE"

My bank has a new service where they text you your balance. It's cool, I just don't think they should add "LOL" at the end

If Being sarcastic burned calories, I'd be transparent by now.

“I need to talk to you!!" These six words have the ability to make you instantly recall every bad thing you have ever done, and some you didn't

You know it's been a good day when you didn't have to unleash the flying monkeys.

Don't be afraid of being outnumbered. Remember Eagles fly alone. Pigeons flock together.

Relationships are like a walk in the park- Jurassic park

The hardest part of parenting is trying to fake mad when your kid does something bad but Hilarious.

My soulmate is out there somewhere, pushing a pull door. I just know it.

Now they've invented a pregnancy test with a curved handle so you don't get pee on your hands. Listen, if you aren't ready to get pee on your hands, you definitely NOT ready for Motherhood.

Our town was so small the we didn't have a town Drunk, So we all took turns.

 Look, I'm trying to Rant Here. Stop interrupting me with Facts and Reason

Not to Brag.. I don't even need alcohol to make bad decisions.

I am fluent in three languages…English, Sarcasm, and Profanity

My Morning coffee makes me feel like I have my stuff together. I don't. But it makes me feel like I do.

My son asked me to explain women to him, SO I bought him a Xbox game for his PlayStation.

I don't need someone who sees the good in me. I need someone who sees the Bad and still wants me.

You are going to be Fine. You come from a long line of Lunatics.

I think I need professional Help. A Chef, A Butler and A Maid should do it.

In a packed Elevator, everyone is silent. Stomach: I will now Demonstrate the Mating call of a Whale.

If you line up all your Ex's in a row you can see the flow chart of your mental Illness.

Don't use the Bathroom in your dream…It's a Setup!!!

Before you ask me to babysit I think you should know that I think kids are super funny when they're drunk.

Eggs are fantastic for a fitness Diet. Don't like the taste? Add cocoa, butter, flour, sugar & butter. Bake 30 Min.

Got emotions? There's Alcohol for that.

And then alcohol said "put that on Facebook, it's hilarious". But alcohol was wrong, So Very wrong.

Sometimes it's just more fun to take the low road.

Remember to look both ways before crossing a woman.

Some things are better left unsaid. Which I realize right after I have said them.

Someone offered me grapes but I declined. I'm not used to taking wine in pill form.

I'm not Cheap, but I am on special this week.

That awkward moment when you're singing a song you often sang as a child - and you suddenly understand the lyrics.

Judging by the looks of my hair this morning, I think I may be a Muppet.

Shout out to everyone who got through the day without taking a nap. Pulled a All-Dayer! Pretty Cool!

I think way too many people have been drinking from the Fountain of Stupid

Well what day will you have time for my shenanigans?

Lieabetes (Lie-a-bee-tees) -noun- A serious affliction some people suffer from that prevents them from being able to tell the truth regardless of the situation.

I Planned to take over the world, But I'm Tired

I found some things to do today. They're called mimosas

Wine-O-Lympics Everyone's a winner in these games

The revised Serenity Prayer…God grant me the strength to accept things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the devoted friends who will post bail money when I snap.

Redneck word of the Week Twerk….Imma have two more beers then it's back to TWERK

This antidepressant works best if you take it with water lapping near your hammock on a Caribbean beach.

I've expanded my skills. I can now forget what I'm doing while I'm actually doing it.

I never thought I would be the kind of person that would get up early to exercise. I was right.

Wish me luck in the Olympics. Just kidding I'm on my forth cupcake.

Dear God, I've been very good today- No grumpy thoughts, no swearing, no smacking people in the head and no whining at all. But I'm about to get out of bed so I may need some help with the rest of the day.

Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can't tell anybody about.

The secret to being happy is having a good sense of humor and a Dirty Mind

The Lysol commercial told me to disinfect the things I touch the most. I have a feeling that this is going to burn.

We have to stop this recent culture of people telling us they're "Offended" and expecting us to care

I 've learned so much from my mistakes I'm thinking of making a few more

It's been one of those "I can no longer be held responsible for my actions" kind of days

What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic

You may not have lost all your marbles, but there's definitely a hole in your bag.

I used to be crazy but one of my voices is a therapist and declared I am sane.

Just call me the little engine that said "Ok, but I need a cup of coffee first."

What does it mean when Holy water sizzles when it hits your skin (asking for a friend)?

Some say that their body it a temple…Mine is a bouncy castle

Diet Tip: If you feel hungry you could really be just Thirsty. Drink a pitcher of Margaritas and see how you feel.

Today I bought a doughnut without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.

If Pigs could fly imagine how good their wings would taste.

Never ask a woman eating ice cream straight from the carton if she is OK.

Oh Lord, Please Keep all the stupid people from breeding. We are getting badly outnumbered down here.

When you see my head tilt to the right and I start to stare into space, I would RUN! The voices inside my head gave me a brilliant idea. Be very Afraid!

The first five days after the weekend are the hardest.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant, therefore , Chocolate counts as a salad. You're Welcome.

I run entirely on Caffeine and Inappropriate thoughts.

Why Weigh yourself? You could set yourself on Fire and then roll in Broken glass and still feel the same way.

Don't cling to a mistake just because you spent time making it.

Everyone has baggage. Find someone who loves you enough to help you unpack.

Awake-In-3D - GCR Comics Vault

GCR Comics Vault

“Nonsense wakes up the brain cells. And it helps develop a sense of humor, which is awfully important in this day and age. Humor has a tremendous place in this sordid world. It’s more than just a matter of laughing. If you can see things out of whack, then you can see how things can be in whack.”

Dr. Seuss

Between 2012 and 2015, the GCR scene was wildly prolific. It was akin to the Wild West of an evolving GCR landscape. I was writing prolifically on Dinar Land chat sites, always asking the “inconvenient questions” which often times got me outright banned from nearly every public chat room there was.

We were being constantly told by the Intel Gurus of the day that the GCR was happening and even completed on a daily basis. Yet there was always a reason that we couldn’t exchange our IQD or VND. It was simultaneously stressful and frustrating.

These were the days when it was all about the IQD, VND, Iranian Rial and the Indonesian Rupiah. But then, the Zimbabwe Dollar hit the scene sparking an entirely new sphere in the RV/GCR landscape. Until that point, most of us couldn’t imagine that a currency denominated in amounts up to 100 Trillion could even exist Not to mention that these ZIM were Bonds, not currency notes.

Through all of the frustration and confusion, I began creating a series of GCR Comics to break the tension of the times with parody and humor. Some of you new to the GCR world may not recognize some of the faces and names mentioned in these comics, but the messages and memes conveyed are still relevant today.

I’ll place contextual captions under each comic where possible. New comics will be added periodically.

2013: I adopted the online “Bad Robot” avatar and the user name Awake-I’m-3D. The logo was eventually noticed by Hollywood legal folks and I had to abandon the Red Robot graphic in 2016.

2013: [Meme from the Bruce Willis movie “The Sixth Sense”] The constant reports of liquid funds moving from GCR Collateral Accounts to Paymasters worldwide.

2014: Awaiting the Dragon Family Elders to release GCR funding liquidity. Dave Schmidt was a prominent Dinar Land personality at the time discussing the Dragon Families and their connection to the GCR.

2015: Iraqi Prime Minister Abadi trying to get IMF Chairman Christine Lagarde’s attention for a multi-billion loan. Dinar Land “Intel” stated that once Iraq secured this IMF loan, the RV would be triggered. We were also being told that the IMF was bankrupt and closed down.

2017: [Meme on the Keanu Reeves movie “Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure”] Disclosure of NESARA and the GCR kept missing “back wall” dates. I figured the one’s tasked with Disclosure had signed NDAs and couldn’t disclose the Disclosure.

2015: Scarface Tony Montana wants to get rid of his Fiat Dollars after he learns about the GCR

2015: Tony Montana goes all in on ZIM 100T Bond notes. Growing tired of waiting for the GCR to happen, he confronts a banker to redeem his ZIM.

2015: After redeeming his ZIM, Tony learns he only got the Public Tier 5 rate of instead of the Private Tier 4 rate.

A "Blast From The Past" From Dinar Recaps Archives

For those of you that have been currency investors over the last 10-12  years or so …..you may remember these from the “early days”!!!

Dinar Dictionary:  By Vic tortious

09/17/2011

For all of us on this journey I have made a dictionary of terms used in the Iraqi Dinar re-evaluation investment/speculation.

Hopium: Preferred drug of the Dinar investor producing feeling of euphoria and a general sense of well being. A typical dose last 2 days at which time a new fix must me acquired or serious withdrawal symptoms occur. Warning withdrawal symptoms can manifest in events called "bashing".

Guru: Dinar drug dealer. A person responsible for distributing the addicting drug called "hopium". The "Guru" delivers the controlled substance simply be writing what's known as a "post". This "post" must contain the term "RV" and "cash-in" to give the proper dose of hopium an addict needs.

Intel: Intel is the main ingredient of the drug known as "hopium". It is collected by "Guru's" from "sources". A good example would be: A "source" (cleaning lady at the white house) over hears the president say to a staff member "I can't be late for "Dinar tomorrow" or Michelle will kill me. She is making something special". Since the source clearly hears the words "Dinar" and "tomorrow" clearly she tells the Gurus that the president said the "Dinar" will RV "tomorrow" and hopium is created.

RV: This can be both a time or a place.

1. Time: RV is a time where all is set right in the world. Each country in the world is given a gazziliion dollars (called "global settlement packages") and everyone lives "happily ever after". A time in which there is no evil. All trees bear fruit and the fruits are comprised of gold, silver, and precious gems.

2. Place: Similar to what takes place after one dies. In some Dinar folklore this place is sometimes referred as "heaven like". Streets of gold, no evil exists here etc...etc. In other Dinar folklore this is a place where god is a pimp and gives all men that are Dinar holders 40 virgins. For non-folklore types this is just a place of peace where one doesn't have to work any longer and can retire and see the world and live in luxury.

Done: Any process that has been started. Example: I am going to wash my car. I have got a bucket and a rag and I am walking towards the car. I am therefore "Done".

98-100%: A mathematical term used in place of the word "done".

Shabibi: A god-like figure to Dinarians. He holds the magical keys to the "RV". The all knowing "Shabibi" writes his own posts. These are also called "news articles" He and his friend "Seleh" post these articles every other day about  an event called "the removing the 3 zeroes". He is also at war with the evil wizard called "Maliki".

Maliki: Many consider him the evil wizard that holds back all things that are good.

Allawi: Simply known as the one "left behind". A one time player in the Dinar world this figure has been banished and the evil Maliki will not let him back into the kingdom even though he has promised his people that he would.

Obama: (Or whatever President is in office) Known to non Dinar holders as the leader of the free world. Gurus see this figure as "the holdup". The man of power that has but one job...to delay the RV of the Iraqi Dinar.

LOP: Beware of the LOP. It is the antidote to "hompium".  The most evil of all words. It is said that if you say LOP 3 times in a mirror at night you will turn to stone. Others view the LOP as a mythical creature that will sneak into your home and alter all of your Dinars removing 3 of the zeroes.

Iraqi holiday: An event that happens in Iraq at least every 3 days. The purpose of these holidays are not known at this time (not even by Iraqis).

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Dinar Recaps would like to thank all of the many Intel Providers both past and present who give their time and encouragement to keep us all for giving up during this long wait.

OkieOilMan, Frank26, Walkingstick, MakZ, MilitiaMan, Nader, Tony and Ray, Awake-in-3D, Wolverine, Holly, Bruce, Bluwolf, FootForward, PTR, DebTarHeelGirl,Charlie Ward, Simon Parks,

Rod Steele, Adam Montana, Soonerfan62, Wildduck, SweetQueen, Bond Lady, Backdoc, Dr. Clark, Delta, Blondie, Texas Snake, BGG,, Poppy3, Blaino, Hammerman, Freeway Bill, SouthwestFlGuy, General64, Seeker,

Dr. Kia Pruitt, Daz, Fleming, Bulldog75, Jester, Isaac, Mr. Cottrell, Dr.Dinar , SantaSurfing, and so many more…..

Thank you all~ from the Dinar Recaps Team

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ALL OF THE GURU'S CURRENT TAKES ON THE SITUATION...Comical

From our favorite, Blanche Oct 25, 2012

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The Dinar RV is sort of like an earthquake along the San Andreas Fault in California. We know it's coming, we don't know when, and we don't know how big.

So if theguru's were all earthquake experts, how would they be reporting this to us?

Let's take a look:

Intel Guru Bluwolf: Would be standing right on the fault screaming "Any Second Now," but nobody would be paying attention to him anymore.

Intel Guru Footforward: "The earthquake should have already happened."

Intel Guru Checkmate: Would be talking incessantly about why we need to
get our earthquake preparation kits in order and why all the other earthquake guru's are wrong

Intel Guru TonyTNT: "It's a great day for an earthquake."

Intel Guru Gary: "Dr Todd is still scratching his head wondering why this earthquake hasn't happened yet."

Newshound Guru Adam Montana: Believes that the earthquake will start small, and
then there will be multiple earthquakes getting bigger over time.

Intel Guru Okie: He has been told that the U.S. Geological Survey is giving
him exclusive rights to announce the earthquake to the entire world.

Intel Guru Jonnywg: Keeps staring at the seismonitor screens waiting for the
earthquake to register.

Intel Guru Soonerfan62: Tells us once again that we will not have to go through another weekend without an earthquake.

Newshound Guru BGG: Believes that Maliki is somehow stopping the earthquake and
until he is removed from the San Andreas Fault, it' won't happen.

Intel Guru Poppy3: "The corrupt politicians have figured out a way to stop
this earthquake, and they have to be removed."

Newshound Guru SWFlorida Guru: Would produce endless research articles detailing exactly
why the earthquake has to happen, but still wonders if this is all true.

Intel Guru Bulldog75: Would be sitting in a Starbucks near the San Andreas
Fault talking aimlessly about geological events that might be happening soon, but nobody can understand what he's really trying to say.

Intel Guru Hammermann: "Y'all know that I'm the smartest earthquake predictor
in the entire world, and I have it on great authority that the earthquake will start in Reno."

Intel Guru Blaino: Will sound like Billy Mays as he does infomercials selling his brand of earthquake prediction instruments to the public.

Guru Ali: Says the earthquake won't be happening for years and years down the road while he still eagerly sells earthquake insurance to the masses.

A  short movie clip talking about the dinar. 

(Bad Language alert)   The movie is "Hit & Run". Comedy. Released in 2012.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H-kLF8ZkEJs 

Mot: TNT

EVOLUTION OF THE DINARIAN

In The Beginning Many Years Ago     Today !!!  Need I Say More???

"Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

Mot: 'Did you you say that?' he hissed at the parrot

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said, Jesus knows you're here. He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard Jesus is watching you.

Startled, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you you say that?' he hissed at the parrot

'Yes', the parrot confessed, then squawked. I'm just trying to warn you that he's watching you.

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"

'Moses, replied the bird. 'Moses? the burglar laughed. ' What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

The kind of people who would name a Rottweiler Jesus

Mot:  “Wow, perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”

A man walks out to the street and catches a taxi just going by. He gets into the taxi, and the cabby says, “Wow, perfect timing. You’re just like Frank.”

The passenger asks, “Who?”

The cabby explains, “Frank Feldman. He’s a guy who did everything right all the time. Like when I came along just when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time.”

The passenger remarked, “There are always a few clouds over everybody.”

“Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy.”

The passenger said, “Sounds like he was really something special.”

The cabby replied, “There’s more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody’s birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman could do everything right.”

The passenger was amazed, “Wow, what a guy!”

The cabby continued, “He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman.”

Passenger: “How did you meet him?”

Cabby: “I never actually met Frank. He died and I married his wife.”

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Mot:  . Hmmmmm - Might be sumthun to this un!! ((( Looking at the Time )))

Mot: .... Apparently - Contrary to What they Say!!! –

"Humor While We Wait, and Wait, and Wait Some More -Posted by Mot At TNT

TNT:

Mot:  One day a father on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.

One day a father on his way home from work suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday.

He stops at a toy store and goes in and asks the sales person, “how much for one of those Barbies in the display window?”

The salesperson answers, “Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95”.

The amazed father asks: “It’s what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?”

The slightly miffed salesgirl rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:

“Sir…Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Truck, Ken’s House, Ken’s Fishing Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Dog, Ken’s Computer, and one of Ken’s Friends

Mot: The Class Reunion

So it's that time of year again when all the Class Reunions start to happen.

I remember one year where my wife drag my butt to her High School Reunion.

After meeting several of her friends and former school mates, we're sitting at a table where I'm yawning and overly bored as expected.

The band cranks up and people are beginning to dance.

There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moonwalking, back flips, buying drinks for people, the works. This guy is kinda cool and I'm thinking to myself, Yep he must be single.

My wife turns to me and says, “See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down."

My response: "Looks like he's still celebrating!!!

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Mot:  .. This Relationship Thingy is Tough!! ~~~

Mot: . Interesting I guess how That is Working out these Daze!! – Huh 

Mot:  the Reality Marriage Vows! - from Mot of Course! - sigghhhh

Mot:  ....... Mom!!! -- Why Do Brides Wear White????

Mot: ... Its a marital Thingy!!! ....

Mot: ... Some kind of Marital Thingy going on here! - Ouch!!!!