2020 Wisdom and Humor While We Wait 11-14-2020

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Humor while we wait

Sabickford:  I Live in My Own Little World, But It's Ok They Know Me Here

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

To All Trolls - I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell 'til I met you.

I prefer to remain anomalous

I souport publik edekasion

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

I used up all my sick days, so i called in Dead.

I'm not what I ought to be, wish to be, hope to be; But thank God I'm not what I was

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women around, is he still wrong?

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

If Americans are so rich why am I so poor

If at First you Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You!

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra would they get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode?

If God had intended for man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples!

If It Wasn't For The Running Joke, We Wouldn't Get Any Exercise

If you're heading the wrong direction God allows U turns

To All High School Seniors - I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy; That’s happiness

My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or a Utter Failure?

2020 Wisdom……

If 2020 was a math word-problem:   If you’re going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?

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You Can Bank On It by Dr. Dinar
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You Can Bank On It by Dr. Dinar

10-7-2025

In the beginning, when the most talked about RV rumors circled around the prices being changed in all the stores in Iraq. When rumors were running rampant of Contractors in the Green Zone(wherever the heck that was) now being paid at the "new rate".

When the infamous "boots on the ground" sources were able to pay for their new shoelaces at the new rate, the one thing that still hit closest to home were the bank stories.

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This is a test. Only a test -by Dr. Dinar
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This is a test. Only a test by Dr. Dinar

This is a test. Only a test! How many times have we heard that over the years. And I don't know if I ever really paid any attention to it other than when it was interrupting one of my favorite TV shows.

It wasn't until they began to recirculate the rumors about some type of an EBS "break in" where they'd announce the RV had indeed taken place and it was time to get to your exchange location, like immediately. Grab your dustier than dusty "to go" bag and get to goin'.

That was then, way back when, and now they seem to do the monthly "break-ins" to the crying wolf level, similar to a car alarm wailing away in the distance, no one paying the slightest bit of attention to the disruption. Just a fridge break and back to the couch asap.

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THE $2.00 BILL I TRIED TO SPEND
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Mot: When was the last time you saw a $2.00 bill? I can picture this happening

THE $2.00 BILL I TRIED TO SPEND:

IF YOU'RE AS OLD AS I AM, THIS IS A RIOT!

Everyone should start carrying $2 bills! I'm STILL laughing!!

I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public. The younger generation doesn't even know they exist!

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Enough Talk... Let's See Some Action! by Dr. Dinar
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Reposted per Request:   Thank you Dr. Dinar!!!

Enough Talk... Let's See Some Action! by Dr. Dinar

I don't know about you but I'm pretty much done.

To the point where I'm done hearing it's done.

As in everything's done.

Done... duh duh duh DONE!

Like, really done.

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“Show Me A Sign” By Dr. Dinar
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Show Me A Sign  by Dr. Dinar

3-15-2025

Since the very beginning that's all we've ever wanted. All we've ever asked for. Is a sign, Some kind of a sign to say it's real. To show some kind of progress, no matter how large or small.

Is that too much to ask for? I mean, we've paid our dues. And continue to pay them to this day, even if only in sheer perseverance. Especially those that are members of the various "Members Only" sites that are prevalent all across Dinarland.

Heck, back then we even paid our dues in the form of "Layaways" and "Reserves". Although we were told those programs were both SEC, as well as UST approved, as it turns out that wasn't the case.

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Welcome To The Unknown Zone  By Dr. Dinar
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From Recaps Archives:  Well- here's to all of us who are frustrated, depressed and wondering if we are all idiots for believing in the RV/GCR........Maybe a little humor will help today . 

Welcome To The Unknown Zone  By Dr. Dinar

How on Earth can we still be here? And by "here", I mean on this journey. This journey to a place no one has ever been. To a destination that doesn't exist on any map. At least not on a map that we can purchase. Certainly not at our pay grade anyway.

Nope. Whatever is (or isn't) going on here, either in front of or behind the scenes, is rated GCRCO (Global Currency Reset Committee Only). Yep, like it or not, the GCR Committee has cranked up the Parental Controls to full on "No Peeking - No Speaking" mode.

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More ”Humor While We Wait” Posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot:  "Just lie down here on the bed," she said

A man decided to bring his wife with him to a large convention in Chicago. After they checked into their hotel and were shown to their room, he told her, "You relax here while I register. I'll be back in about an hour."

His wife lay down on the bed, but just then, an elevated train passed by so close to the window that the room shook violently, tossing her right off the bed. Thinking it was just a fluke, she climbed back into bed, only for the train to pass again, shaking the room so hard that she was thrown to the floor.

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Sunday Night “Humor While We Wait” Posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot:  ... Took hammer away from midget - ((( HUH?? )))

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are actual maintenance complaints submittd by UPS pilots ("P") and solutions recorded ("S") by maintenance engineers:

P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement.

S: Almost replaced left inside main tire.

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“Humor While We Wait” Posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot:  Four strangers found themselves traveling together in the same compartment of a European train: two men and two women, all facing one another.

One woman was a 75-year-old lady, wealthy and sophisticated, decked out in the finest furs and jewelry. Next to her sat a beautiful 19-year-old woman, radiating a model-like presence straight out of a fashion magazine. Across from the older lady sat a man in his late forties, a highly decorated Sergeant Major in the Army. And next to the Sergeant Major sat a young private, fresh out of boot camp.

As the four chatted about trivial things during the ride, they suddenly entered an unlit tunnel, plunging the compartment into complete darkness and silence. Then, a distinct kiss broke the quiet, followed by a loud slap that echoed throughout the cabin.

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Keep Believin' In The Unbelievable!   by Dr. Dinar
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From Recaps Archives

Keep Believin' In The Unbelievable!   by Dr. Dinar

Sheesh. They can put a man on the Moon. Or at least we think they can anyway.

Could've been Hollywood magicification for all we know.

Without a doubt the lighting situation was highly suspect.

But let's go ahead and give 'em the benefit of the doubt, just for the sake of discussion.

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Sunday Night “Humor While We Wait” Posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot: ... Three friends each married women from different regions

Three friends each married women from different regions of the United States.

The first man chose a wife from Wisconsin. He instructed her that her responsibilities included doing the dishes and cleaning the house. After a couple of days, he returned home on the third day to find the house spotless and the dishes neatly put away.

The second man married a woman from Minnesota. He directed her to handle all the cleaning, dishwashing, and cooking. Initially, he noticed no changes on the first day, but by the second day, things had improved. By the third day, he was pleased to find the house tidy, the dishes done, and a large dinner prepared for him.

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Mot: It's important for men to remember that as women grow older…..
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Mot: It's important for men to remember that as women grow older…..

It's important for men to remember that as women grow older, household tasks may not come as easily to them as they once did. When this happens, patience is key—after all, there's nothing worse than an overstressed wife.

 My name is Fred, and I’d like to share how I’ve handled this with my wife, Linda.

When I retired a few years ago, Linda had to take on a full-time job in addition to her part-time one, both to help with expenses and to maintain our health insurance. Not long after, I began noticing little signs that she was slowing down. I usually get home from the golf course about the same time she arrives from work. Even though she knows how hungry I am, she often says she needs a short break before making dinner.

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Saturday Night “Humor While We Wait” Posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot: "THE HUSBAND STORE"

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. A mong the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

"You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building."

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On each floor the signs on the doors read:

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Sunday Night “Humor While we Wait” Posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot:  ...... Aaaaaaahhhhhh - Pure Marital Bliss it is!!!!

A young couple got married and left for their honeymoon.

When they returned, the bride immediately called her mother.

“How was the honeymoon, sweetheart?” her mother asked.

“Oh, Mum, it was wonderful! So romantic!” the bride gushed. But suddenly, her voice cracked, and she burst into tears.

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Saturday Night “Humor While We Wait” posted by Mot at TNT
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Mot:  *The Trucker and the Witty Waitress*

One sunny morning, a rugged trucker strolled into a bustling truck stop café. His heavy boots echoed on the tiled floor as he made his way to the counter, where a cheerful blonde waitress stood, pen in hand, ready to take his order.

The trucker flashed a grin and said, “I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a couple of running boards.”

The waitress froze for a moment, her pen hovering midair. Was he joking? Or maybe lost? Determined to stay professional, she masked her confusion with a smile and chirped, “Coming right up!” before heading into the kitchen.

Inside, she found the cook, a burly man flipping pancakes like a pro.

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