"Ready...Set...WHOA!!" By Dr. Dinar
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READY... SET... WHOA! by Dr. Dinar
As we approach the end of the year, the one phrase we continue to hear over and over again is "Everybody's ready, everything's in place, we're simply waiting for the GO signal."
There's only one problem. We've been hearing that very same phrase for the past 2 or 3 years.
I don't know about you but I've lost quite a bit of faith in that statement.
Actually, more than just a bit.
As a matter of fact, I've pretty much filed that phrase under the same category as "Sooner than later" and "We're in the window".
The category starts with an "M"... for Meaningless.
And as much as we continually hear there haven't been any delays, the longer this continues to drag out the less I believe in that statement.
If I have to hear about the horses waiting anxiously in the starting gate one more time, I'm going to open up my own Glue Factory.
Humerous Holiday Anecdotes From Mot at TNT Tuesday Night 12-7-2021
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Mot: The Christmas Doll from Santa !!!!.............
As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to fill them.
What they say about Santa checking the list twice must be true because every Christmas morning, although Jay's kids' stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty.
One year I decided to make his dream come true. I put on sunglasses and went in search of an inflatable love doll. They don't sell those things at Wal-Mart. I had to go to an adult bookstore downtown.
Holiday Tidbits From Recaps Archives
.HOLIDAY EATING TIPS
1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the holiday spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls.
2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare... You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas!
3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat.
"Breaking News From the North Pole" by Dr. Dinar
.Breaking News From The North Pole!
by Dr. Dinar
Just when I think I’ve heard it all, look what comes scrolling across my television screen.
I mean, you just can’t make this stuff up. Or can you.
What with all this fake news floating ’round out there, one can never be 100% certain.
Of anything. Especially what comes out in today’s mainstream media.
Yet, low and behold, there it was. Right before my eyes.
News, Rumors and Humor Wednesday PM 11-24-2021
.Some Highlights of Bruce’s Call from Tuesday 11-23-2021
There will be o call on Thanksgiving night. We have anticipated toll free numbers and emails. The number of emails loaded on the Wells Fargo servers had over 2M emails.
The number loaded now is 1,424,000 that are ready to be released. We look forward to this happening very soon.
No notifications today. Possibly tomorrow, Wednesday, Then we might even start appointments Wednesday. If too tight to do before Thanksgiving we may start right after which would be Friday. They have said previously they want this to go before Thanksgiving. We will wait and see
Iraq had their new international rate over the past 24 hours. It is a good rate, and theoretically trading internationally. This may be seen publicly tomorrow, and a good indicator of our start.
"Welcome to the Unknown Zone" By Dr. Dinar
.Welcome To The Unknown Zone By Dr. Dinar
How on Earth can we still be here? And by "here", I mean on this journey. This journey to a place no one has ever been. To a destination that doesn't exist on any map. At least not on a map that we can purchase. Certainly not at our pay grade anyway.
Nope. Whatever is (or isn't) going on here, either in front of or behind the scenes, is rated GCRCO (Global Currency Reset Committee Only). Yep, like it or not, the GCR Committee has cranked up the Parental Controls to full on "No Peeking - No Speaking" mode.
Strictly a "need to know" basis and apparently, there must be a bit of confusion because for some strange reason, they're under the impression we don't need to know. Oh, if they only knew how wrong they are, I just know they'd change their minds. Well, I'd like to think so anyway.
"We're In The Window" by Dr. Dinar
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We're In the Window by Dr. Dinar
Throughout the years, as we trudge along the dusty dinar trail, many catch-phrases tend to permeate throughout Dinarland. Some lasting a day or two, perhaps a week, but only a few seem to stand the test of time.
When it comes to longevity, "We're In The Window" has to be up there among the all time Top 10.
Honestly, thinking back, I'm unable to recall a time when we weren't "in a window" of some sort.
Even nearly a decade ago, when it was all about Maliki stealing the Prime Minister's election, Shabibi boasting about how Iraq could support $16 dollars, Allawi continually saying the truth about the true winner would eventually come out, Talibani being rushed to the hospital for the 14th time due to a bad bout with indigestion and Sadr threatening to round up his people and riot in the streets, we still heard week after week that we were "in the window".
"Red Marbles" and more from Mot at TNT Friday Night 10-22-2021
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Mot: Red Marbles!...
I was at the corner grocery store buying some early potatoes. I noticed a small boy, delicate of bone and feature, ragged but clean, hungrily appraising a basket of freshly picked green peas.
I paid for my potatoes but was also drawn to the display of fresh green peas. I am a pushover for creamed peas and new potatoes.
Pondering the peas, I couldn't help overhearing the conversation between Mr.. Miller (the store owner) and the ragged boy next to me.
'Hello Barry, how are you today?'
'H'lo, Mr. Miller. Fine, thank ya. Jus' admirin' them peas. They sure look good..'
'They are good, Barry.. How's your Ma?'
Sunday Night "Snickers" from Mot at TNT 10-17-2021
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Mot: ""Fred"" was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, ""Fred"", how about Tom Cruise?"
"No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So, ""Fred"" and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door, and Tom Cruise shouts, """Fred""! What's happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!"
Although impressed, ""Fred""'s boss is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he tells ""Fred"" that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else," ""Fred"" says.
"Keep Believin' in the Unbelievable!" By Dr.Dinar
.Keep Believin' In The Unbelievable!
by Dr. Dinar
Sheesh. They can put a man on the Moon. Or at least we think they can anyway.
Could've been Hollywood magicification for all we know.
Without a doubt the lighting situation was highly suspect.
But let's go ahead and give 'em the benefit of the doubt, just for the sake of discussion.
What we do know is they can put shampoo and conditioner in the same bottle.
Well, according to the label anyway.
Even if we're unable to see inside the bottle itself, that much we can see.
However, based on the results, it certainly appears we're being fed some serious misdisinfo.
Would the shampoo company intentionally deceive us?
Naw... they wouldn't do that.
"Tidbits From TNT" Saturday Morning 10-16-2021
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Tishwash: Integrity Reveals The Amount Of Iraqi Funds Recovered Until The End Of 2020
Today, Friday, The Integrity Commission Revealed The Total Funds Recovered From Inside And Outside Iraq Until The End Of Last Year.
The Director-General Of The Restitution Department At The Commission, Moataz Al-Absi, Said In A Press Statement That Al-Ahed News Followed, "The Total Amount Of Money Recovered From Inside And Outside Iraq, As Well As The Money Sentenced To Be Recovered And Seized Amounted To (1,417,900,842) Dollars, (33,582,725) Euros, And (2,329,521) One Pound Sterling, (951,428,263,286) Iraqi Dinars, (720,529) Jordanian Dinars, And (3,652) Swiss Francs, In Addition To The Seizure Of (14) Fourteen Real Estate, And (5) Stakes In Various Companies.