New Years "Humor While We Wait" Posted by Mot at TNT

TNT:

Mot:  It's almost 2024, and I still have so many unanswered questions!!!!

I haven’t found out who let the dogs out!

where’s the beef?

How to get to Sesame Street?

Why Dora doesn’t just use Google Maps?

Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same?

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails?

What does the fox say?

Why “abbreviated” is such a long word?

Why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator???

Why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to??

Why does The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune... why did you just try to sing those two previous songs?

Just what exactly is Victoria’s secret?

Finally where is Waldo???

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Mot: .... Ya gots to Plan Ahead!!!

Mot:  Sooooooooo -- What Exactly is a ~~~~~~new years resolution

Mot:  . Say!!! --- Can I borrow your doggie?

Mot: works Every Year it Does... 

Mot: decisions ... decisions ... decisions