Humor while we wait

Sabickford:  I Live in My Own Little World, But It's Ok They Know Me Here

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

To All Trolls - I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell 'til I met you.

I prefer to remain anomalous

I souport publik edekasion

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.

I used up all my sick days, so i called in Dead.

I'm not what I ought to be, wish to be, hope to be; But thank God I'm not what I was

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women around, is he still wrong?

I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

If Americans are so rich why am I so poor

If at First you Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You!

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?

If genetic scientists crossed a chicken with a zebra would they get a four-legged chicken with its own barcode?

If God had intended for man to use the metric system, Jesus would have only had ten disciples!

If It Wasn't For The Running Joke, We Wouldn't Get Any Exercise

If you're heading the wrong direction God allows U turns

To All High School Seniors - I'm Going to Graduate on Time, No Matter How Long It Takes

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it strange that the same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously?

It is not how much we have, but how much we enjoy; That’s happiness

My mind not only wanders; sometimes it leaves completely.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

So if a cow doesn't produce milk, is it a Milk Dud or a Utter Failure?

2020 Wisdom……

If 2020 was a math word-problem:   If you’re going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?