TNT:

Mot:  ... What do you think of that Gus?

Out here on the ranch we got this one guy Gus who would always tell the biggest whoopers.

He'd lie just about everything and anything. We knew he was always lying cause what ever came out of his mouth was always so unbelievable.

So one day me and the boy's thought we teach him a lesson and tell him a big ole lie ourselves to show him just how ridiculous he was. Well we finally cornered him one day after church and told him how we were just sitting there in church waiting for the preacher to start when all of a sudden the front church doors busted wide open and in come running in this great big ole grizzly bear.

Not far behind it was this little lil chihuahua growling and snarling at that grizzly. And can you believe it that chihuahua attack, killed and ate that big ole grizzly.

What do you think of that Gus?

Then Gus say's, 'doesn't surprise me one bit that my dog would do that'.

Mot: Hope your day's going better than mine! ....

 I was walking out of the grocery store, headed toward my car in the parking lot. I got to my car and pulled on the door to open it, but it was locked.

 “Weird”, I thought, because I didn’t remember locking my car. I clicked the button on my key to open the door - and I heard the doors unlock.

Pulled on the door again. Still locked. So I click my keys again. And again I hear the doors unlock.

But I STILL can’t get in. So I’m standing there clicking and yanking on the door handle, totally baffled, when I feel someone near me.

I turn around and it’s an older couple, just staring at me. Because I’m trying valiantly to break into THEIR car.

Which is identical to MY car, parked right next to it.

I sputtered an apology and hurried around to my car, which was now ACTUALLY locked from me clicking the stupid button so many times.

Hope your day's going better than mine!

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Mot:  ... Back in My Growing Up Daze!! ~~~~

Back in my day there was so much Toilet Paper and Eggs that we would throw  them at the houses of our enemies!

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Mot .... they Also Sent me a ""Singing"" Coach! – siiggghhhhhhh 

Mot:  ... Yes !!! - You Can Take it With You!! ~~~

Mot: .... Recently - on a Cold Afternoon in Buffalo! ~~~

Mot:  ....... Only in Canada!!! ~~~~~

Mot:  ~~~~ This Is Soooo Meeeee! ~~~~