Mot: You Might Be a Redneck if: ~~~~ (from Jeff )

Y'all getting some yard work done this weekend?

 You Might Be a Redneck if:

 you think people with grass in their yards are uppity.

the engine hanging in your yard is newer than the one in your car.

you repaint the pink flamingos in the front yard every spring.

you've ever rolled a riding lawn mower.

you've ever use the Weed Eater indoors, too.

Mot: Wellll - I've Been Planing This Road Trip fer a Loooong Time You See – and

Mot: . Yeppers! - Good to Go fer Sure I Am! ~~~snow white

Mot: exactly What You Run into When Trying to Get Your First Job! ~~~~~

Mot:   Yet another - ""Uh OH"" when Raising the ""Wee Folks"" ~~~~~~

Mot:  Amazing - Two Ladies Met on da Plane! ~~

Mot : Lunch with Her Friend! ~~~