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"Kicks and Grins" From TNT Saturday Night 6-25-2022

TNT:

GoldPeg9:  Government Employees 

Bob and Ray, two Government maintenance guys, were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking
up.

A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole", said Bob, "But we don't have a ladder."

The woman said, "Hand me that wrench out of your toolbox."She loosened a few bolts, then laid the pole down. She then took a tape measure from their toolbox, took a measurement and announced,
"Eighteen feet, six inches" and walked away.

Ray shook his head and laughed. "Well, ain't that just like a 'Miss-know-it-all' woman?" he said. "We need the height and she gives us the length!"

Bob and Ray are still working for the Government.

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Mot:  "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" ........

THIS IS A KEEPER!

It happened at a New York Airport. This is hilarious. I wish I had the guts of this girl. An award should go to the United

Airlines gate agent in New York for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably

deserved to fly as cargo. For all of you out there who have had to deal with an irate customer, this one is for you. 

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of inconvenienced travelers.

 Suddenly, an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."

 The agent replied, "I'm sorry, sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first; and then I'm sure we'll be able to work something out."

 The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?"

 Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention, please?", she began, her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him with his identity, please come to Gate 14".

With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically,

the man glared at the United Airlines agent, gritted his teeth, and said, "F*** You!"

Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry sir, you'll have to get in line for that, too."

 Life isn't about how to survive the storm, but how to dance in the rain.

The forever innocent smile of a puppy that won his human heart!

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Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong.

Keep skunks, bankers, and politicians at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered, not yelled.

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

If you don't take the time to do it right, you'll find the time to do it twice.

Don't corner something that is meaner than you.

Donā€™t pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to fight, heā€™ll just kill you.

It donā€™t take a very big person to carry a grudge.

You cannot unsay a cruel word.

Every path has a few puddles.

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.

Don't be banging your shin on a stool that's not in the way.

Borrowing trouble from the future doesn't deplete the supply.

Most of the stuff people worry about ainā€™t never gonna happen anyway.

Donā€™t judge folks by their relatives.

Silence is sometimes the best answer.

Donā€˜t interfere with somethinā€™ that ainā€™t botherin' you none.

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digginā€™.

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.

The biggest troublemaker youā€™ll ever have to deal with watches you from the mirror every morninā€™.

Always drink upstream from the herd.

Good judgment comes from experience, and most of that comes from bad judgment.

Lettinā€™ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttinā€™ it back in.

If you get to thinkinā€™ youā€™re a person of some influence, try orderinā€™ somebody elseā€™s dog around.

Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, youā€™ll enjoy it a second time.

Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.

Most times, it just gets down to common sense.

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Mot:  Never P*** off a Womanā€¦ā€¦

Mot:  ... Ya KNow That Relationship - Marital Thingy!! ~~~

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