Humor While We wait

Sabickford:  Whoever said "Out of Sight, Out of Mind" never had a spider disappear in the bedroom.

Me: I thought Juice Cleanses were good for you. Doctor: Drinking Mimosa's and Bloody Mary's for three days straight aren't a Juice Cleanse.

I accidentally wore a red shirt into Target today and to make a long story short, This Saturday I'm covering for Debbie.

Due to rising costs, dirty deeds are no longer done dirt cheap. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Starbucks is planning on selling Beer and Wine. Apparently it's almost impossible to sell a sober person a $12 cup of coffee.

TNT: Fathers Day Humor

Mot:  ~~ This Mornning He Said His Ear Hurt -----

Mot:  ~~~ Happy Fathers Day to -----

Mot: ~~~ Five Rules fur Men to Follow ----

Mot:  ~~~ Took My Dad to the Mall the other Day ---

Mot: ~~~ Gramps Rules!! ~~~