TNT:

Mot:  A tap on the shoulder

Just a tap on the  shoulder...     A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him of the  shoulder to get his attention.      

The driver screamed, lost  control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window.                     

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.      

Then, the shaking  driver said "are you OK?  I'm so sorry, but you scared  the daylights out of me..."                   

The badly shaken  passenger apologized to the driver and said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would Startle someone so badly."                      

The driver  replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today  is my very first day driving a cab.  I've been driving a  hearse for 25 years..."  

Mot:  The minister was preoccupied

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up with more money than they were expecting for repairs to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute. The substitute wanted to know what to play.

"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much  as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or       more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played "The Star Spangled Banner."

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!

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Mot:  . Dang!!! -- Finally Found it I Dids!!!

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Mot:  . I Need Sum Help With this Dieting Thing Again!!!!....

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