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Mot:  He was really proud of himself, having a quick, witty solution ...

This man went out with the boys, and told his wife that he would be home by midnight. At around 3 AM, drunk as a skunk, he headed for home. Just as he got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

 Quickly he realized she'd probably wake up so he cuckooed another 9 times.

 He was really proud of himself, having a quick, witty solution, even when smashed, to escape possible conflict.

Next morning, his wife asked him what time he got in, and he told her 12 o'clock. She didn't seem disturbed at all.

Then she told him that they needed a new cuckoo clock.

When he asked her why, she said "Well it cuckooed 3 times, then 'Hiccuped', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3, giggled, cuckooed 2 more times and tooted.

Mot:  I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull ......

I recently spent $6,500 on this registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.

I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth.

Anyway......I had the Vet come and take a look at him. He said,, the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.

The bull started to service the cows within two days……. all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine!

I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ... but they kind of taste like peppermint.

Mot:  .... and Another ""Texting Tip"" from Mot! ~~~

Mot:  .. Yet Another Joy of Becoming More Seasoned! ~~~ old band

Mot:  ...... LOL ...... Splains a few - Huh! ......

Mot:  ...... Ya Gots to be Careful What Ya Says to Kids! – LOL