For those of you that have been currency investors over the last 10-12  years or so …..you may remember these from the “early days”!!!

Dinar Dictionary:  By Vic tortious

09/17/2011

For all of us on this journey I have made a dictionary of terms used in the Iraqi Dinar re-evaluation investment/speculation.

Hopium: Preferred drug of the Dinar investor producing feeling of euphoria and a general sense of well being. A typical dose last 2 days at which time a new fix must me acquired or serious withdrawal symptoms occur. Warning withdrawal symptoms can manifest in events called "bashing".

Guru: Dinar drug dealer. A person responsible for distributing the addicting drug called "hopium". The "Guru" delivers the controlled substance simply be writing what's known as a "post". This "post" must contain the term "RV" and "cash-in" to give the proper dose of hopium an addict needs.

Intel: Intel is the main ingredient of the drug known as "hopium". It is collected by "Guru's" from "sources". A good example would be: A "source" (cleaning lady at the white house) over hears the president say to a staff member "I can't be late for "Dinar tomorrow" or Michelle will kill me. She is making something special". Since the source clearly hears the words "Dinar" and "tomorrow" clearly she tells the Gurus that the president said the "Dinar" will RV "tomorrow" and hopium is created.

RV: This can be both a time or a place.

1. Time: RV is a time where all is set right in the world. Each country in the world is given a gazziliion dollars (called "global settlement packages") and everyone lives "happily ever after". A time in which there is no evil. All trees bear fruit and the fruits are comprised of gold, silver, and precious gems.

2. Place: Similar to what takes place after one dies. In some Dinar folklore this place is sometimes referred as "heaven like". Streets of gold, no evil exists here etc...etc. In other Dinar folklore this is a place where god is a pimp and gives all men that are Dinar holders 40 virgins. For non-folklore types this is just a place of peace where one doesn't have to work any longer and can retire and see the world and live in luxury.

Done: Any process that has been started. Example: I am going to wash my car. I have got a bucket and a rag and I am walking towards the car. I am therefore "Done".

98-100%: A mathematical term used in place of the word "done".

Shabibi: A god-like figure to Dinarians. He holds the magical keys to the "RV". The all knowing "Shabibi" writes his own posts. These are also called "news articles" He and his friend "Seleh" post these articles every other day about  an event called "the removing the 3 zeroes". He is also at war with the evil wizard called "Maliki".

Maliki: Many consider him the evil wizard that holds back all things that are good.

Allawi: Simply known as the one "left behind". A one time player in the Dinar world this figure has been banished and the evil Maliki will not let him back into the kingdom even though he has promised his people that he would.

Obama: (Or whatever President is in office) Known to non Dinar holders as the leader of the free world. Gurus see this figure as "the holdup". The man of power that has but one job...to delay the RV of the Iraqi Dinar.

LOP: Beware of the LOP. It is the antidote to "hompium".  The most evil of all words. It is said that if you say LOP 3 times in a mirror at night you will turn to stone. Others view the LOP as a mythical creature that will sneak into your home and alter all of your Dinars removing 3 of the zeroes.

Iraqi holiday: An event that happens in Iraq at least every 3 days. The purpose of these holidays are not known at this time (not even by Iraqis).

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Dinar Recaps would like to thank all of the many Intel Providers both past and present who give their time and encouragement to keep us all for giving up during this long wait.

OkieOilMan, Frank26, Walkingstick, MakZ, MilitiaMan, Nader, Tony and Ray, Awake-in-3D, Wolverine, Holly, Bruce, Bluwolf, FootForward, PTR, DebTarHeelGirl,Charlie Ward, Simon Parks,

Rod Steele, Adam Montana, Soonerfan62, Wildduck, SweetQueen, Bond Lady, Backdoc, Dr. Clark, Delta, Blondie, Texas Snake, BGG,, Poppy3, Blaino, Hammerman, Freeway Bill, SouthwestFlGuy, General64, Seeker,

Dr. Kia Pruitt, Daz, Fleming, Bulldog75, Jester, Isaac, Mr. Cottrell, Dr.Dinar , SantaSurfing, and so many more…..

Thank you all~ from the Dinar Recaps Team

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ALL OF THE GURU'S CURRENT TAKES ON THE SITUATION...Comical

From our favorite, Blanche Oct 25, 2012

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The Dinar RV is sort of like an earthquake along the San Andreas Fault in California. We know it's coming, we don't know when, and we don't know how big.

So if theguru's were all earthquake experts, how would they be reporting this to us?

Let's take a look:

Intel Guru Bluwolf: Would be standing right on the fault screaming "Any Second Now," but nobody would be paying attention to him anymore.

Intel Guru Footforward: "The earthquake should have already happened."

Intel Guru Checkmate: Would be talking incessantly about why we need to
get our earthquake preparation kits in order and why all the other earthquake guru's are wrong

Intel Guru TonyTNT: "It's a great day for an earthquake."

Intel Guru Gary: "Dr Todd is still scratching his head wondering why this earthquake hasn't happened yet."

Newshound Guru Adam Montana: Believes that the earthquake will start small, and
then there will be multiple earthquakes getting bigger over time.

Intel Guru Okie: He has been told that the U.S. Geological Survey is giving
him exclusive rights to announce the earthquake to the entire world.

Intel Guru Jonnywg: Keeps staring at the seismonitor screens waiting for the
earthquake to register.

Intel Guru Soonerfan62: Tells us once again that we will not have to go through another weekend without an earthquake.

Newshound Guru BGG: Believes that Maliki is somehow stopping the earthquake and
until he is removed from the San Andreas Fault, it' won't happen.

Intel Guru Poppy3: "The corrupt politicians have figured out a way to stop
this earthquake, and they have to be removed."

Newshound Guru SWFlorida Guru: Would produce endless research articles detailing exactly
why the earthquake has to happen, but still wonders if this is all true.

Intel Guru Bulldog75: Would be sitting in a Starbucks near the San Andreas
Fault talking aimlessly about geological events that might be happening soon, but nobody can understand what he's really trying to say.

Intel Guru Hammermann: "Y'all know that I'm the smartest earthquake predictor
in the entire world, and I have it on great authority that the earthquake will start in Reno."

Intel Guru Blaino: Will sound like Billy Mays as he does infomercials selling his brand of earthquake prediction instruments to the public.

Guru Ali: Says the earthquake won't be happening for years and years down the road while he still eagerly sells earthquake insurance to the masses.

A  short movie clip talking about the dinar. 

(Bad Language alert)   The movie is "Hit & Run". Comedy. Released in 2012.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=H-kLF8ZkEJs 

Mot: TNT

EVOLUTION OF THE DINARIAN

In The Beginning Many Years Ago     Today !!!  Need I Say More???