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10 Utterly Cringe Worthy Halloween Jokes

10 Utterly Cringe Worthy Halloween Jokes

 

1. Q: Why don’t Mummies take time off?

A: Because they’re afraid to unwind

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2. Q: What’s an optimistic vampire’s favorite drink?

A: B-Positive

3. Q: Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?

A: Because he had no body to go with

4. Q: Why are ghosts terrible liars?

A: Because you can see right through them

5. Q: Where does a werewolf sit in the cinema?

A: Anywhere he wants

6. Q: What do you get if you leave a skeleton on a sunbed?

A: A Skele-Tan

7. Q: Why do vampires avoid Applebees on Tuesdays?

A: Because it’s stake night

8. Q: What happened to the lady who didn’t pay her exorcist?

A: Her house was repossessed.

9. Q: Why do most monsters have low IQs?

A: Cos they were too ghoul for school

10. Q: Knock, Knock - Who’s there? Phillip. Phillip who?

A: Phillip my bag with candy

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